Weirdly I has teh power. >.>
Token English not-a-chav chav, not really much to say here... other than I AM NOT A CHAV!
Apparently I'm a Windows fanboy too. Which wouldn't be too bad if it was true. And Windows is OK anyway :S As is Linux so I don't care :)
OS fanboys equals:
No questions are stupid... only answers, but there is usually help and google - USE IT!
Unless I know you as a regular in a channel, please do not message me without asking in the channel first. It's a good way to annoy me into banning your arse. Especially if I'm not talking and/or have /away set. Surely it's good manners to ask! Obviously some things are too private to say in a channel and I appreciate that.
My annoying bots (phrase copyright Rubin 2009):
Please ask if you want any of them in your channel. If you want a chat just join one of the channels I'm in (/whois fc26 usually works!) and poke me if I'm around :D
And finally, some more funny stuff I've found >.<