Player Info: Sexxyman

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[2020/05/20 04:56:26] Tournament round 1, fight 5: blaat [101/1083] vs Sexxyman [447/1090] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/20 05:02:03] Sexxyman fabricated an ultrasonic cat repeller! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 54 days, 18:14:21 towards level 273.

[2020/05/20 05:08:30] Jonathan, forestchav, systemerror, jspiros, Sexxyman, HellSpawn, tabb, ibutsu advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 05:16:33] Tournament round 2, fight 2: jspiros [353/1058] vs Sexxyman [370/1090] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/20 05:24:35] HellSpawn, Sexxyman, ibutsu, Jonathan advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 05:28:36] Tournament round 3, fight 1: Sexxyman [1085/1090] vs ibutsu [1091/1299] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/05/20 05:43:47] Mirc0p, Sexxyman and blaat [2638/3155] have team battled Bisqwit, dcraig and Jonathan [1628/3637] at [497,173] and won! 0 days, 00:41:56 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 05:45:46] Jonathan, dcraig and Mirc0p [1284/3384] have team battled Sexxyman, forestchav and Bisqwit [233/3342] at [478,186] and won! 0 days, 00:33:09 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 06:13:04] Sexxyman, Mirc0p and Jonathan [465/3423] have team battled dcraig, tabb and systemerror [3349/3630] at [643,146] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:03 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/20 06:13:48] Sexxyman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 118 days, 06:37:04 towards level 273.

[2020/05/20 07:18:00] Hemingray, Bisqwit and dcraig [2686/3428] have team battled tabb, Sexxyman and Mirc0p [891/3216] at [522,49] and won! 3 days, 00:38:05 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 08:31:28] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 08:35:41] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Sexxyman [798/1090] vs ibutsu [1155/1294] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/05/20 09:45:25] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 10:25:16] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 10:26:26] Mirc0p, blaat and Sexxyman [2208/3168] have team battled dcraig, tabb and Jonathan [864/3527] at [539,87] and won! 2 days, 02:58:48 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 10:37:32] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Sexxyman [469/1090] vs HellSpawn [259/1294] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/20 11:15:40] Jonathan, Mirc0p and Sexxyman [519/3440] have team battled blaat, forestchav and dcraig [2086/3147] at [571,145] and lost! 239 days, 00:59:47 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/20 11:26:01] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 11:44:26] systemerror, forestchav and blaat [2212/3511] have team battled Jonathan, Sexxyman and Mirc0p [1008/3440] at [637,305] and won! 1 day, 09:31:44 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 11:46:19] Tournament round 1, fight 6: ibutsu [989/1294] vs Sexxyman [884/1090] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/05/20 12:02:44] blaat, forestchav and tabb [3021/3221] have team battled Sexxyman, Bisqwit and systemerror [395/3740] at [491,206] and won! 1 day, 02:45:44 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 12:25:26] Sexxyman added a coffee can to their Civic! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 100 days, 16:21:34 towards level 273.

[2020/05/20 12:50:30] ibutsu, Sexxyman and dcraig [2250/3435] have team battled blaat, forestchav and tabb [675/3221] at [623,23] and won! 0 days, 18:28:18 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 13:06:44] Sexxyman fabricated an ultrasonic cat repeller! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 120 days, 07:33:04 towards level 273.

[2020/05/20 13:11:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sexxyman 806 days, 18:27:46 toward level 273.

[2020/05/20 13:27:31] Sexxyman, Bisqwit and systemerror [761/3740] have team battled dcraig, tabb and forestchav [2629/3193] at [612,8] and lost! 11 days, 20:00:20 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/20 14:35:18] dcraig, Sexxyman and forestchav [2898/3158] have team battled ibutsu, tabb and Mirc0p [1896/3418] at [535,38] and won! 10 days, 18:29:53 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 14:47:16] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 15:45:55] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 16:20:01] Sexxyman overclocked their mousepad! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 41 days, 01:37:02 towards level 273.

[2020/05/20 16:24:39] Sexxyman, dcraig and Mirc0p [757/3140] have team battled Jonathan, forestchav and Bisqwit [667/3604] at [601,175] and won! 73 days, 22:05:45 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 16:33:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sexxyman with fire, slowing the heathen 180 days, 02:07:17 from level 273.

[2020/05/20 16:48:32] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 17:00:48] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Sexxyman [336/1090] vs Hemingray [15/1129] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/20 17:15:53] Hemingray [528/1129] has challenged Sexxyman [781/1090] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:31:34 is added to Hemingray's clock.

[2020/05/20 17:16:54] Bisqwit, Jonathan, mattinx, Sexxyman, tabb, forestchav, ibutsu, HellSpawn advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 17:17:39] Sexxyman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 23 days, 18:52:51 towards level 273.

[2020/05/20 17:24:56] Tournament round 2, fight 2: Sexxyman [214/1090] vs forestchav [523/1017] ... forestchav advances!

[2020/05/20 17:39:39] Sexxyman switched to Geico! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 40 days, 16:10:25 towards level 273.

[2020/05/20 17:44:17] forestchav, dcraig and blaat [2589/3147] have team battled Hemingray, jspiros and Sexxyman [2896/3381] at [374,81] and lost! 0 days, 16:16:31 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/20 18:02:20] tabb, Jonathan and Sexxyman [1238/3566] have team battled forestchav, Hemingray and jspiros [361/3308] at [390,30] and won! 7 days, 15:25:27 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 18:39:58] blaat, ibutsu and Hemingray [3328/3502] have team battled Sexxyman, forestchav and dcraig [2836/3158] at [489,202] and won! 0 days, 11:39:39 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 18:41:30] Sexxyman conserved water by bathing in the toilet! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 48 days, 10:17:21 towards level 273.

[2020/05/20 19:15:23] forestchav, dcraig and ibutsu [1689/3362] have team battled tabb, Jonathan and Sexxyman [433/3566] at [561,157] and won! 0 days, 09:12:38 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 19:25:16] Jonathan, Sexxyman and systemerror [536/3856] have team battled dcraig, ibutsu and forestchav [505/3362] at [632,228] and won! 71 days, 00:32:43 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 19:40:13] Sexxyman received a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 04:53:47 towards level 273.

[2020/05/20 19:54:29] Jonathan, Sexxyman and dcraig [1992/3492] have team battled ibutsu, Bisqwit and tabb [1885/3655] at [408,55] and won! 53 days, 23:21:34 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 20:04:16] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 20:04:19] Sexxyman got an Asian girlfriend! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 19:03:49 towards level 273.

[2020/05/20 20:08:29] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Jonathan [1177/1229] vs Sexxyman [80/1090] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/20 20:24:04] Sexxyman discovered the meaning of life! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 08:31:54 towards level 273.

[2020/05/20 20:35:43] Sexxyman, forestchav and ibutsu [3108/3401] have team battled dcraig, Bisqwit and systemerror [3627/3702] at [507,88] and lost! 0 days, 07:06:02 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/20 20:46:40] Sexxyman almost died from a peanut allergy. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 08:53:06 from level 273.

[2020/05/20 21:38:31] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 22:33:13] Jobe, Jonathan and tabb [2215/3655] have team battled forestchav, ibutsu and Sexxyman [551/3400] at [628,308] and won! 7 days, 06:04:09 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 22:35:24] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 22:55:41] Tournament round 1, fight 6: Sexxyman [836/1090] vs jspiros [588/1040] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/20 23:03:44] Mirc0p, Bisqwit, ibutsu, mattinx, HellSpawn, Sexxyman, systemerror, Hemingray advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 23:04:02] mattinx, ibutsu and forestchav [2686/3423] have team battled dcraig, blaat and Sexxyman [324/3220] at [524,128] and won! 0 days, 08:01:35 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 23:09:49] Sexxyman [251/1090] has come upon Jonathan [989/1351] and been defeated in combat! 38 days, 19:29:20 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/20 23:19:49] Hemingray, ibutsu, HellSpawn, Sexxyman advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 23:19:49] Tournament round 2, fight 4: Sexxyman [209/1090] vs mattinx [9/1012] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/20 23:27:51] ibutsu, Sexxyman advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 23:27:51] Tournament round 3, fight 2: Sexxyman [1012/1090] vs HellSpawn [295/1299] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/20 23:31:52] Tournament round 4, fight 1: ibutsu [1251/1294] vs Sexxyman [686/1090] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/05/20 23:43:19] mattinx, Bisqwit and ibutsu [3638/3643] have team battled Jonathan, Sexxyman and tabb [722/3566] at [577,48] and won! 0 days, 00:22:16 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 00:16:55] Jobe, Sexxyman and Jonathan [3333/3618] have team battled forestchav, Hemingray and dcraig [685/3195] at [392,121] and won! 48 days, 14:35:19 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 00:29:40] Sexxyman [957/1090] has come upon mattinx [826/1113] and taken them in combat! 95 days, 06:24:36 is removed from Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/21 00:34:00] Sexxyman uncapped their cable modem! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:10:10 towards level 273.

[2020/05/21 01:27:45] Mirc0p, Sexxyman and tabb [2164/3213] have team battled systemerror, choirboy and jspiros [3721/3795] at [118,67] and lost! 3 days, 20:28:36 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 02:07:08] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 02:18:56] Jonathan, Bisqwit and mattinx [1424/3729] have team battled Sexxyman, Mirc0p and forestchav [419/3104] at [641,177] and won! 2 days, 08:45:21 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 02:31:27] Tournament round 1, fight 7: tabb [1116/1125] vs Sexxyman [826/1090] ... tabb advances!

[2020/05/21 03:15:41] Sexxyman took the red pill, stayed in Wonderland, and saw how deep the rabbit-hole went! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 09:31:38 towards level 273.

[2020/05/21 03:20:06] Jonathan, Sexxyman and mattinx [3033/3583] have team battled Hemingray, forestchav and ibutsu [1258/3440] at [593,227] and won! 16 days, 21:56:04 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 04:49:01] tabb [170/1125] has come upon Sexxyman [1079/1090] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 17:34:20 is added to tabb's clock.

[2020/05/21 05:17:16] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 05:45:36] forestchav, HellSpawn, Hemingray, systemerror, dcraig, Mirc0p, jspiros, Sexxyman advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 05:45:36] Tournament round 1, fight 8: Sexxyman [771/1090] vs tabb [296/1125] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/21 05:57:40] Tournament round 2, fight 3: Mirc0p [893/998] vs Sexxyman [906/1090] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/21 06:01:41] forestchav, dcraig, Sexxyman, jspiros advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 06:05:42] Tournament round 3, fight 1: dcraig [256/1051] vs Sexxyman [448/1090] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/21 06:09:44] Sexxyman, forestchav advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 06:13:45] Sexxyman has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 47 days, 22:47:56 is removed from their time toward level 273.

[2020/05/21 06:13:45] Tournament round 4, fight 1: Sexxyman [663/1090] vs forestchav [562/1018] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/21 06:50:46] Sexxyman burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Sexxyman's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/21 07:04:04] jspiros, systemerror and Jonathan [2716/3903] have team battled choirboy, Sexxyman and Jobe [108/3495] at [53,13] and won! 7 days, 04:08:13 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 07:18:31] Sexxyman has just been taught the force by Grand Master Ravill! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:45:31 towards level 273.

[2020/05/21 07:34:08] Sexxyman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:29:42 towards level 273.

[2020/05/21 07:54:17] jspiros, choirboy and Mirc0p [1281/3383] have team battled Jobe, Sexxyman and systemerror [3343/3661] at [103,321] and lost! 4 days, 18:37:58 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 08:12:55] systemerror, Mirc0p and Jobe [1319/3576] have team battled choirboy, Sexxyman and jspiros [1804/3468] at [109,225] and lost! 189 days, 02:02:06 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 08:49:27] Sexxyman discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:49:10 towards level 273.

[2020/05/21 08:57:27] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 09:09:42] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Sexxyman [279/1082] vs dcraig [788/1051] ... dcraig advances!

[2020/05/21 09:19:16] jspiros, Jobe and Mirc0p [2867/3314] have team battled systemerror, Sexxyman and Jonathan [2643/3841] at [63,226] and won! 5 days, 17:16:33 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 09:19:54] Sexxyman bribed the local Idle RPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:01:27 towards level 273.

[2020/05/21 10:36:14] Sexxyman installed compact fluorescent light bulbs throughout their house and saved a ton on their electric bill! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:43 towards level 273.

[2020/05/21 10:50:10] Sexxyman learned American Kenpo Karate from a Sensei named Krystal! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:56 towards level 273.

[2020/05/21 12:12:50] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 12:13:02] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Sexxyman [35/1082] vs jspiros [529/1040] ... jspiros advances!

[2020/05/21 13:08:22] The Northwest won, and the TTL of Sexxyman is halved (5 days, 22:19:18).

[2020/05/21 13:52:16] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 14:19:33] Jobe, tabb and Sexxyman [2749/3374] have team battled choirboy, jspiros and Jonathan [2891/3737] at [57,73] and lost! 1 day, 04:13:37 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 14:35:05] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 14:46:20] Jonathan, Mirc0p and tabb [357/3472] have team battled Sexxyman, jspiros and Jobe [1843/3393] at [26,191] and lost! 9 days, 08:42:56 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 14:58:37] Sexxyman, jspiros and Jonathan [1835/3577] have team battled Jobe, Mirc0p and tabb [641/3289] at [51,208] and won! 1 day, 09:44:32 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 15:23:31] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 15:28:01] Sexxyman got a kiss from TrustMe! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:24:48 towards level 273.

[2020/05/21 16:11:03] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 16:53:53] Sexxyman saw Telal's pic on the AfterNET website. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:53:26 from level 273.

[2020/05/21 17:15:07] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 17:15:19] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Sexxyman [1038/1082] vs choirboy [1198/1242] ... choirboy advances!

[2020/05/21 17:23:38] mattinx, Jonathan and Sexxyman [2488/3569] have team battled jspiros, dcraig and ibutsu [955/3529] at [193,104] and won! 1 day, 02:36:21 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 18:19:28] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 19:09:33] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 19:13:46] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Sexxyman [534/1082] vs tabb [103/1125] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/21 19:32:22] Jobe [1016/1167] has come upon Sexxyman [730/1082] and taken them in combat! 162 days, 15:36:07 is removed from Jobe's clock.

[2020/05/21 20:13:25] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 21:12:50] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 21:31:48] Hemingray, Sexxyman and Bisqwit [1361/3442] have team battled forestchav, blaat and HellSpawn [699/3360] at [569,119] and won! 0 days, 08:30:42 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 21:39:23] Sexxyman, HellSpawn and tabb [1772/3466] have team battled Bisqwit, forestchav and blaat [801/3329] at [642,225] and won! 0 days, 18:43:47 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 22:11:32] tabb, systemerror and Hemingray [303/3655] have team battled Sexxyman, Bisqwit and blaat [3208/3391] at [433,278] and lost! 2 days, 02:17:35 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 22:15:06] blaat, tabb and Sexxyman [1973/3279] have team battled Hemingray, forestchav and Bisqwit [1183/3380] at [404,281] and won! 0 days, 00:03:26 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 22:24:08] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 22:35:10] Sexxyman got a haircut! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:14 towards level 273.

[2020/05/21 22:36:24] Tournament round 1, fight 4: tabb [943/1127] vs Sexxyman [70/1082] ... tabb advances!

[2020/05/21 22:39:46] Mirc0p, Sexxyman and systemerror [764/3486] have team battled Hemingray, mattinx and ibutsu [508/3546] at [323,202] and won! 0 days, 13:26:25 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 23:04:37] mattinx, systemerror and Sexxyman [3021/3625] have team battled blaat, tabb and Hemingray [2566/3344] at [420,222] and won! 0 days, 10:40:10 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 00:18:58] mattinx, Hemingray and systemerror [3632/3669] have team battled Sexxyman, HellSpawn and tabb [2239/3474] at [435,265] and won! 3 days, 14:26:14 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 00:20:48] dcraig, Sexxyman and systemerror [2645/3590] have team battled Hemingray, Mirc0p and ibutsu [1754/3405] at [380,109] and won! 0 days, 08:16:53 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 00:33:34] choirboy, Jobe and forestchav [2969/3428] have team battled blaat, Sexxyman and systemerror [1399/3579] at [498,17] and won! 3 days, 01:00:26 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 00:37:35] blaat, systemerror and choirboy [1109/3739] have team battled Sexxyman, forestchav and Bisqwit [2414/3336] at [472,155] and lost! 3 days, 23:13:00 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 01:15:54] HellSpawn [636/1265] has challenged Sexxyman [171/1082] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:35:33 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.

[2020/05/22 01:21:52] Hemingray, mattinx and Mirc0p [2151/3257] have team battled ibutsu, Sexxyman and systemerror [1172/3773] at [304,95] and won! 3 days, 04:34:41 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 02:05:47] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 02:17:01] mattinx, Mirc0p and ibutsu [1200/3415] have team battled Jonathan, Sexxyman and Hemingray [3139/3575] at [290,81] and lost! 2 days, 02:38:16 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 02:43:50] Jonathan, Sexxyman and Mirc0p [22/3444] have team battled ibutsu, jspiros and choirboy [1284/3670] at [275,20] and lost! 0 days, 06:08:54 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 02:53:08] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 03:12:19] mattinx, Mirc0p and ibutsu [83/3415] have team battled Sexxyman, systemerror and Hemingray [2225/3615] at [345,108] and lost! 2 days, 04:43:19 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 03:49:28] Sexxyman learned to love again! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:18 towards level 273.

[2020/05/22 03:57:55] choirboy, Sexxyman and mattinx [1280/3460] have team battled ibutsu, Mirc0p and jspiros [2287/3420] at [276,40] and lost! 0 days, 06:29:13 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 04:02:18] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 04:14:33] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Sexxyman [140/1082] vs tabb [777/1127] ... tabb advances!

[2020/05/22 04:31:43] mattinx, ibutsu and Sexxyman [640/3502] have team battled Jobe, Hemingray and dcraig [1162/3393] at [331,78] and lost! 0 days, 07:40:18 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 04:55:48] Hemingray, Sexxyman and Jobe [1141/3374] have team battled mattinx, dcraig and ibutsu [212/3521] at [410,157] and won! 0 days, 09:07:32 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 05:01:20] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 05:29:42] Bisqwit, ibutsu, blaat, dcraig, tabb, systemerror, HellSpawn, Sexxyman advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 05:29:42] Tournament round 1, fight 8: mattinx [805/1033] vs Sexxyman [991/1082] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/22 05:45:48] Tournament round 2, fight 4: tabb [593/1127] vs Sexxyman [63/1082] ... tabb advances!

[2020/05/22 07:35:22] Sexxyman left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Sexxyman's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/22 08:47:36] systemerror, Sexxyman and choirboy [1218/3749] have team battled blaat, forestchav and Bisqwit [3029/3326] at [581,125] and lost! 0 days, 06:31:40 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 08:49:23] Sexxyman fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Sexxyman's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/22 08:54:40] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 09:18:59] Tournament round 1, fight 7: ibutsu [868/1272] vs Sexxyman [307/1081] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/05/22 10:11:30] Sexxyman broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:38:37 from level 273.

[2020/05/22 10:15:57] Sexxyman, Hemingray and systemerror [524/3613] have team battled forestchav, Bisqwit and blaat [2610/3325] at [510,158] and lost! 0 days, 08:04:04 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 10:26:02] forestchav, blaat and Sexxyman [323/3193] have team battled Hemingray, choirboy and systemerror [2496/3792] at [604,149] and lost! 0 days, 09:38:51 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 11:01:16] forestchav, systemerror and Jobe [2234/3595] have team battled Bisqwit, Sexxyman and Hemingray [62/3419] at [504,236] and won! 1 day, 23:35:20 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 11:59:05] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 12:03:17] Tournament round 1, fight 2: tabb [693/1127] vs Sexxyman [96/1081] ... tabb advances!

[2020/05/22 13:15:53] Sexxyman [1040/1086] has challenged HellSpawn [210/1265] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:24:55 is removed from Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/22 15:32:12] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 15:32:23] Tournament round 1, fight 1: dcraig [97/1100] vs Sexxyman [767/1086] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/22 15:33:47] Sexxyman burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Sexxyman's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/22 16:23:10] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 16:27:23] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Sexxyman [389/1079] vs dcraig [938/1100] ... dcraig advances!

[2020/05/22 17:20:55] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 18:15:54] ibutsu [1067/1261] has challenged Sexxyman [545/1079] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:11:45 is removed from ibutsu's clock.

[2020/05/22 18:15:54] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 18:20:07] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Sexxyman [840/1079] vs ibutsu [415/1261] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/22 18:44:15] dcraig, Sexxyman, Mirc0p, tabb, choirboy, HellSpawn, Jonathan, Jobe advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 18:48:17] Tournament round 2, fight 1: Mirc0p [208/995] vs Sexxyman [781/1079] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/22 18:52:43] systemerror, forestchav and dcraig [1708/3518] have team battled Hemingray, Sexxyman and blaat [1193/3291] at [344,214] and won! 1 day, 12:43:47 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 19:00:21] Sexxyman, tabb, Jobe, choirboy advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 19:04:22] Tournament round 3, fight 1: Jobe [52/1062] vs Sexxyman [348/1079] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/22 19:08:23] Sexxyman, tabb advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 19:08:25] blaat, Bisqwit and dcraig [1396/3394] have team battled systemerror, Sexxyman and choirboy [2083/3735] at [445,223] and lost! 2 days, 10:38:15 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 19:12:25] Tournament round 4, fight 1: Sexxyman [145/1079] vs tabb [1094/1498] ... tabb advances!

[2020/05/22 19:57:25] blaat, systemerror and Jobe [2037/3654] have team battled Sexxyman, Mirc0p and choirboy [1235/3334] at [459,135] and won! 2 days, 22:12:06 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 19:58:16] blaat, systemerror and Jobe [608/3654] have team battled Sexxyman, choirboy and Bisqwit [373/3543] at [479,156] and won! 2 days, 08:09:31 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 21:09:28] Sexxyman, Jobe and choirboy [1559/3505] have team battled Bisqwit, blaat and systemerror [1824/3690] at [492,147] and lost! 0 days, 06:20:57 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 21:45:47] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 22:14:08] Tournament round 1, fight 8: Sexxyman [154/1079] vs blaat [887/1090] ... blaat advances!

[2020/05/22 23:04:05] Bisqwit, Mirc0p and systemerror [2201/3592] have team battled Sexxyman, blaat and choirboy [1340/3429] at [498,217] and won! 26 days, 03:01:10 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 23:05:46] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 23:05:49] choirboy, forestchav and Bisqwit [1888/3483] have team battled Sexxyman, blaat and Jobe [922/3335] at [532,144] and won! 1 day, 04:32:24 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 23:12:47] Bisqwit, blaat and Sexxyman [1081/3370] have team battled choirboy, Jobe and forestchav [159/3448] at [589,89] and won! 0 days, 07:12:29 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 23:35:25] forestchav, Bisqwit and choirboy [2727/3483] have team battled Sexxyman, blaat and Jobe [2501/3335] at [454,27] and won! 0 days, 18:19:11 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 23:42:47] choirboy, Bisqwit and Mirc0p [460/3456] have team battled systemerror, Sexxyman and blaat [434/3565] at [514,288] and won! 863 days, 11:06:55 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 23:58:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 00:11:00] Tournament round 1, fight 4: forestchav [833/1022] vs Sexxyman [812/1079] ... forestchav advances!

[2020/05/23 00:15:54] blaat [883/1090] has challenged Sexxyman [841/1079] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:33:35 is removed from blaat's clock.

[2020/05/23 00:24:47] Sexxyman spilled Pepsi on their keyboard. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:12:38 from level 273.

[2020/05/23 00:38:07] Sexxyman, systemerror and blaat [818/3565] have team battled Jonathan, mattinx and tabb [940/4000] at [308,306] and lost! 0 days, 05:55:27 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/23 01:02:07] Sexxyman ate a double-stuffed DarthOreo! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:52 towards level 273.

[2020/05/23 01:15:54] Sexxyman [310/1079] has challenged tabb [1407/1498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:57:58 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/23 01:18:20] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 01:30:50] Sexxyman, dcraig and tabb [2997/3674] have team battled mattinx, Jobe and systemerror [1300/3698] at [344,226] and won! 0 days, 07:25:25 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 01:34:35] Tournament round 1, fight 5: ibutsu [920/1261] vs Sexxyman [333/1079] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/05/23 01:58:36] dcraig, jspiros and tabb [3622/3862] have team battled mattinx, systemerror and Sexxyman [423/3611] at [305,253] and won! 0 days, 06:24:42 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 02:12:33] HellSpawn, jspiros and tabb [1785/4219] have team battled Sexxyman, systemerror and Hemingray [1063/3597] at [279,253] and won! 0 days, 04:03:28 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 03:05:04] Sexxyman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sexxyman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/23 04:15:54] Sexxyman [434/1078] has challenged Jonathan [1255/1366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:09 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/23 04:23:31] Jobe, Sexxyman and forestchav [1890/3264] have team battled choirboy, dcraig and blaat [1488/3446] at [649,120] and won! 0 days, 06:23:13 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 04:27:23] Jobe, blaat and systemerror [615/3650] have team battled HellSpawn, Hemingray and Sexxyman [2513/3654] at [382,62] and lost! 0 days, 09:04:36 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/23 04:45:53] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 05:23:34] The Northeast won, and the TTL of Sexxyman is halved (0 days, 12:16:26).

[2020/05/23 05:51:25] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 06:00:55] blaat, Jobe and dcraig [2699/3349] have team battled jspiros, systemerror and Sexxyman [898/3740] at [463,105] and won! 0 days, 05:13:40 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 06:15:54] Sexxyman [906/1078] has challenged dcraig [1044/1097] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:45 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/23 06:31:54] Sexxyman [176/1078] has come upon jspiros [68/1267] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:26:56 is removed from Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/23 06:43:31] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 06:43:43] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Sexxyman [1041/1078] vs Hemingray [1026/1122] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/23 07:01:42] Jobe, dcraig and mattinx [2746/3397] have team battled systemerror, Sexxyman and blaat [2890/3562] at [396,34] and lost! 1 day, 13:54:43 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/23 07:11:51] Sexxyman, blaat, Jonathan, systemerror, HellSpawn, jspiros, ibutsu, choirboy advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 07:27:56] Tournament round 2, fight 4: systemerror [641/1395] vs Sexxyman [631/1078] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/23 08:02:54] blaat, jspiros and mattinx [3150/3492] have team battled Sexxyman, choirboy and forestchav [2519/3358] at [431,216] and won! 0 days, 00:20:27 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 08:29:38] Sexxyman, systemerror and Jobe [3453/3636] have team battled blaat, Jonathan and dcraig [2311/3529] at [509,28] and won! 0 days, 01:05:50 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 10:05:04] systemerror, dcraig and Sexxyman [2810/3560] have team battled blaat, Jonathan and choirboy [3503/3692] at [587,93] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:35 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/23 10:09:36] blaat, Jonathan and choirboy [985/3692] have team battled systemerror, Sexxyman and dcraig [3453/3560] at [586,200] and lost! 0 days, 00:54:52 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/23 10:20:04] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 10:20:15] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Jobe [462/1058] vs Sexxyman [487/1078] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/23 10:48:24] Sexxyman, mattinx, dcraig, ibutsu, jspiros, Bisqwit, HellSpawn, systemerror advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 10:52:54] jspiros, HellSpawn and Sexxyman [2844/3883] have team battled systemerror, dcraig and Jobe [974/3645] at [329,205] and won! 0 days, 00:30:44 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 10:53:51] Sexxyman, HellSpawn and ibutsu [3269/3781] have team battled Hemingray, tabb and mattinx [1005/3736] at [220,97] and won! 0 days, 00:24:24 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 11:00:28] Tournament round 2, fight 3: Sexxyman [608/1078] vs Bisqwit [598/1091] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/23 11:04:29] systemerror, ibutsu, Sexxyman, HellSpawn advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 11:08:30] Tournament round 3, fight 1: ibutsu [955/1258] vs Sexxyman [463/1078] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/05/23 11:15:53] Sexxyman [442/1078] has challenged Bisqwit [68/1200] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:46 is removed from Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/23 11:47:15] Sexxyman burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Sexxyman's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/23 11:53:39] Sexxyman [595/1071] has challenged systemerror [452/1412] in combat and won! 147430759611 days, 18:02:32 is removed from Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/23 11:53:39] Sexxyman, the Rickmeister, has attained level 273! Next level in 446759877611 days, 08:51:20.

[2020/05/23 11:53:39] You found a level 27 tunic. Your current tunic is level 59, so it seems Luck is against you. You toss the tunic. (Sexxyman)

[2020/05/23 12:09:15] HellSpawn, tabb and blaat [3196/4025] have team battled Sexxyman, systemerror and forestchav [3259/3503] at [350,62] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:55 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/23 12:28:50] choirboy, blaat and jspiros [1625/3708] have team battled Jobe, dcraig and Sexxyman [1668/3331] at [583,302] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:23 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/23 12:35:40] blaat, Jobe and jspiros [3453/3608] have team battled systemerror, Sexxyman and dcraig [2801/3580] at [425,246] and won! 0 days, 00:54:17 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 13:52:17] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 14:16:35] Tournament round 1, fight 7: tabb [291/1492] vs Sexxyman [860/1071] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/23 14:20:36] systemerror, ibutsu, forestchav, choirboy, HellSpawn, blaat, Sexxyman, Bisqwit advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 14:28:38] Tournament round 2, fight 2: ibutsu [252/1256] vs Sexxyman [823/1071] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/23 14:36:41] choirboy, Sexxyman, systemerror, HellSpawn advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 14:57:14] jspiros, forestchav and Sexxyman [128/3451] have team battled Jobe, ibutsu and HellSpawn [1058/3861] at [406,223] and lost! 0 days, 10:04:35 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/23 15:07:46] Jonathan, ibutsu, Jobe, and Sexxyman have been chosen by the gods to leave the United States behind for Canada and partake in herbal refreshment, oracle style. Participants must first reach [146,84], then [120,64]. See http://www.afternet.org/idle/quest.php to monitor their journey's progress.

[2020/05/23 15:21:05] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 15:33:21] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Sexxyman [281/1071] vs mattinx [786/1031] ... mattinx advances!

[2020/05/23 15:40:41] HellSpawn, ibutsu and Bisqwit [2455/3901] have team battled mattinx, Sexxyman and forestchav [1696/3225] at [260,0] and won! 0 days, 21:47:16 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 15:56:04] HellSpawn, Hemingray and ibutsu [3576/3811] have team battled mattinx, Sexxyman and jspiros [1833/3565] at [281,63] and won! 0 days, 17:22:44 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 16:09:41] blaat, Jonathan and forestchav [3153/3433] have team battled Sexxyman, dcraig and mattinx [1812/3302] at [573,64] and won! 0 days, 13:17:11 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 16:15:54] Sexxyman [775/1071] has challenged ibutsu [553/1256] in combat and won! 47892658879 days, 23:26:35 is removed from Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/23 16:19:42] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 16:51:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sexxyman 9874205515 days, 16:58:58 toward level 274.

[2020/05/23 17:00:58] Bisqwit, ibutsu and Sexxyman [2508/3527] have team battled HellSpawn, jspiros and Hemingray [2743/3915] at [251,93] and lost! 0 days, 12:37:19 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/23 17:06:27] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 17:14:40] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Sexxyman [987/1071] vs Jonathan [92/1205] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/23 17:24:18] Bisqwit, tabb and Sexxyman [1657/3763] have team battled HellSpawn, jspiros and ibutsu [2341/4061] at [248,3] and lost! 1050 days, 06:12:48 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/23 17:27:53] blaat, forestchav and Sexxyman [1052/3175] have team battled Jonathan, dcraig and systemerror [3515/3834] at [578,84] and lost! 0 days, 07:39:56 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/23 18:11:25] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 18:27:42] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Jobe [181/1055] vs Sexxyman [148/1071] ... Jobe advances!

[2020/05/23 19:17:28] Sexxyman got a sex change operation! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9662490186 days, 04:56:33 towards level 274.

[2020/05/23 20:15:53] Sexxyman [633/1071] has challenged Jobe [153/1160] in combat and won! 146096851615 days, 09:48:04 is removed from Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/23 21:42:01] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 21:43:48] Sexxyman got included in one of CyberWorld's made up sex stories. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6864233028 days, 06:35:27 from level 274.

[2020/05/23 21:54:15] Tournament round 1, fight 4: ibutsu [197/1256] vs Sexxyman [59/1071] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/05/23 22:02:58] tabb, Sexxyman and ibutsu [2758/3819] have team battled Jobe, Hemingray and choirboy [1094/3519] at [68,48] and won! 0 days, 04:50:04 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 22:15:53] blaat [220/1079] has challenged Sexxyman [889/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:13:02 is added to blaat's clock.

[2020/05/24 00:15:53] Sexxyman [811/1071] has challenged ibutsu [257/1248] in combat and won! 14826743341 days, 00:34:37 is removed from Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/24 01:37:52] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 02:41:07] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 03:32:34] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 03:58:53] Jobe, Sexxyman and Hemingray [2580/3329] have team battled forestchav, choirboy and ibutsu [1673/3528] at [209,6] and won! 0 days, 19:20:52 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 04:00:54] Tournament round 1, fight 8: HellSpawn [1251/1445] vs Sexxyman [1029/1071] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/05/24 04:28:15] Sexxyman bought a 32-inch LCD screen! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8562444279 days, 08:00:08 towards level 274.

[2020/05/24 04:42:00] blaat, choirboy and mattinx [936/3473] have team battled ibutsu, Jobe and Sexxyman [3426/3479] at [20,47] and lost! 0 days, 02:20:42 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/24 05:51:59] Sexxyman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sexxyman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/24 06:50:46] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 06:51:39] Jonathan, Mirc0p and Sexxyman [1866/3379] have team battled ibutsu, Jobe and mattinx [3509/3542] at [210,138] and lost! 4 days, 06:19:11 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/24 07:39:42] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 08:00:00] Tournament round 1, fight 6: Jobe [137/1055] vs Sexxyman [337/1070] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/24 08:24:26] Jonathan, Mirc0p and HellSpawn [3598/3754] have team battled Jobe, Sexxyman and ibutsu [2135/3478] at [129,188] and won! 5 days, 02:28:28 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 08:55:32] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 09:03:47] Tournament round 1, fight 3: tabb [1333/1492] vs Sexxyman [1043/1070] ... tabb advances!

[2020/05/24 09:06:45] ibutsu [1127/1253] has challenged Sexxyman [746/1070] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:05:42 is removed from ibutsu's clock.

[2020/05/24 09:06:45] ibutsu has dealt Sexxyman a Critical Strike! 7620575409 days, 01:18:24 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/24 09:32:28] ibutsu, Jonathan and Sexxyman [2212/3661] have team battled Jobe, choirboy and mattinx [2765/3616] at [200,4] and lost! 0 days, 18:50:27 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/24 10:16:52] choirboy, blaat and Hemingray [393/3437] have team battled Jobe, ibutsu and Sexxyman [1484/3545] at [82,260] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:47 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/24 10:49:09] Jonathan, ibutsu, Jobe, and Sexxyman have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.

[2020/05/24 11:10:27] Sexxyman fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Sexxyman's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/24 11:55:16] blaat, Sexxyman and Mirc0p [1164/3133] have team battled forestchav, choirboy and Jonathan [3469/3617] at [224,90] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:06 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/24 12:14:39] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 12:14:50] Tournament round 1, fight 1: dcraig [682/1092] vs Sexxyman [803/1069] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/24 13:22:53] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 13:23:04] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Sexxyman [973/1069] vs systemerror [1436/1772] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/24 14:10:15] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 14:14:27] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Sexxyman [426/1069] vs mattinx [885/1031] ... mattinx advances!

[2020/05/24 15:33:09] Jonathan, choirboy and Mirc0p [3546/3580] have team battled HellSpawn, Jobe and Sexxyman [1263/3722] at [176,303] and won! 6 days, 17:27:55 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 16:04:23] Sexxyman, jspiros and Jonathan [339/3764] have team battled choirboy, Mirc0p and mattinx [3326/3382] at [62,221] and lost! 5 days, 09:04:05 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/24 16:46:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sexxyman 7115886014 days, 13:51:59 toward level 274.

[2020/05/24 16:53:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sexxyman 47260279855 days, 19:56:08 toward level 274.

[2020/05/24 17:56:54] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 17:59:28] Sexxyman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 362750782 days, 21:53:32 towards level 274.

[2020/05/24 18:05:08] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Bisqwit [1013/1088] vs Sexxyman [147/1069] ... Bisqwit advances!

[2020/05/24 18:35:58] Sexxyman was eaten by Hemingray and had a giant orgy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 146749180 days, 08:36:28 towards level 274.

[2020/05/24 18:57:36] choirboy, mattinx and ibutsu [2712/3646] have team battled Sexxyman, blaat and Jonathan [2553/3531] at [61,18] and won! 0 days, 08:25:17 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 19:45:19] Sexxyman discovered a stargate! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 306705786 days, 22:39:47 towards level 274.

[2020/05/24 19:53:49] Sexxyman ate a double-stuffed DarthOreo! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 99261145 days, 14:13:24 towards level 274.

[2020/05/24 20:12:38] Sexxyman, Hemingray and tabb [3075/3668] have team battled systemerror, forestchav and dcraig [683/3874] at [588,23] and won! 52 days, 05:29:35 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 21:01:22] jspiros, Hemingray and tabb [2866/3959] have team battled systemerror, Sexxyman and ibutsu [3124/4090] at [595,81] and lost! 40 days, 04:51:00 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/24 21:09:08] systemerror, Sexxyman and ibutsu [3016/4090] have team battled Hemingray, Bisqwit and forestchav [2756/3319] at [569,14] and won! 0 days, 06:17:55 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 21:33:15] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 21:41:28] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Sexxyman [540/1069] vs Hemingray [97/1107] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/24 21:44:17] forestchav, tabb and Sexxyman [534/3577] have team battled Mirc0p, dcraig and Bisqwit [2001/3266] at [430,256] and lost! 0 days, 03:28:28 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/24 22:01:34] Jonathan, Mirc0p, Sexxyman, blaat, Jobe, jspiros, HellSpawn, systemerror advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 22:09:37] Tournament round 2, fight 2: Sexxyman [229/1069] vs HellSpawn [400/1426] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/05/24 22:22:35] Sexxyman dodged the Leadership Challenge! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 238226744 days, 04:15:24 towards level 274.

[2020/05/24 22:24:50] tabb, Sexxyman and Jonathan [3153/3896] have team battled choirboy, Mirc0p and HellSpawn [3112/3648] at [372,313] and won! 3 days, 22:31:36 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 22:26:30] Sexxyman was the reason they renewed Desperate Housewives! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 150082848 days, 13:20:25 towards level 274.

[2020/05/25 00:58:40] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 00:58:53] jspiros, Sexxyman and HellSpawn [794/3878] have team battled choirboy, Jobe and Jonathan [592/3795] at [107,40] and won! 4 days, 19:47:14 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 01:01:12] Sexxyman, HellSpawn and choirboy [1461/3746] have team battled Jobe, Jonathan and jspiros [787/3927] at [55,99] and won! 3 days, 20:37:20 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 01:40:44] ibutsu, Hemingray and Sexxyman [84/3434] have team battled Mirc0p, tabb and blaat [1020/3606] at [619,246] and lost! 0 days, 01:56:25 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 01:54:09] mattinx, Sexxyman and choirboy [1060/3443] have team battled Jobe, Jonathan and jspiros [2583/3927] at [54,89] and lost! 122 days, 20:12:56 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 01:56:38] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 02:19:40] Sexxyman was whispered to by a webbie! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 179456216 days, 07:49:17 towards level 274.

[2020/05/25 02:50:03] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 03:10:21] Tournament round 1, fight 6: Sexxyman [645/1074] vs mattinx [964/1029] ... mattinx advances!

[2020/05/25 03:54:12] Sexxyman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sexxyman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/25 03:54:34] Sexxyman, mattinx and Jonathan [3484/3535] have team battled choirboy, jspiros and Jobe [3497/3830] at [90,229] and lost! 2 days, 18:05:27 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 04:15:53] Sexxyman [337/1073] has challenged ibutsu [939/1253] in combat and lost! 163305157 days, 02:19:53 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/25 04:35:25] Sexxyman discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 79112276 days, 02:30:11 towards level 274.

[2020/05/25 05:45:38] jspiros, Sexxyman and mattinx [1514/3574] have team battled Jonathan, choirboy and Jobe [54/3786] at [122,231] and won! 3266 days, 01:09:18 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 06:17:15] mattinx, jspiros and Jonathan [2186/3832] have team battled choirboy, Sexxyman and Jobe [3355/3528] at [1,226] and lost! 0 days, 07:40:24 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 06:29:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 06:42:57] Sexxyman, jspiros and mattinx [3566/3574] have team battled Jonathan, choirboy and Jobe [1451/3786] at [4,153] and won! 2613 days, 18:01:25 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 06:46:00] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Sexxyman [529/1073] vs systemerror [460/1772] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/25 06:50:24] choirboy, Jobe and jspiros [3355/3825] have team battled mattinx, Sexxyman and Jonathan [209/3535] at [95,129] and won! 168 days, 12:27:28 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 07:23:53] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 07:24:05] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Sexxyman [834/1073] vs ibutsu [412/1253] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/25 08:17:46] Sexxyman, forestchav and Hemingray [994/3228] have team battled ibutsu, HellSpawn and mattinx [3378/3818] at [641,206] and lost! 116131 days, 04:23:55 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 08:27:13] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 09:24:56] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 09:53:15] systemerror, Hemingray, ibutsu, tabb, dcraig, HellSpawn, Bisqwit, Sexxyman advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 09:53:15] Tournament round 1, fight 8: mattinx [149/1029] vs Sexxyman [161/1073] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/25 09:57:17] Tournament round 2, fight 1: Sexxyman [522/1073] vs ibutsu [390/1253] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/25 10:05:21] mattinx, forestchav and HellSpawn [1163/3603] have team battled Hemingray, ibutsu and Sexxyman [772/3443] at [577,148] and won! 4 days, 06:34:28 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 10:09:20] Sexxyman, systemerror, dcraig, HellSpawn advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 10:13:22] Tournament round 3, fight 1: Sexxyman [710/1073] vs HellSpawn [1164/1434] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/05/25 10:37:42] Sexxyman got a free Big Mac and Coke from MacD's! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 189880488 days, 08:11:14 towards level 274.

[2020/05/25 10:47:04] Sexxyman bought a 32-inch LCD screen! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 205070927 days, 09:47:00 towards level 274.

[2020/05/25 11:21:56] Sexxyman, dcraig and tabb [292/3643] have team battled forestchav, HellSpawn and mattinx [3228/3602] at [506,268] and lost! 7 days, 19:21:50 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 11:34:41] HellSpawn, Hemingray and blaat [2145/3665] have team battled Bisqwit, Sexxyman and ibutsu [7/3522] at [457,3] and won! 1 day, 00:57:47 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 12:53:35] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 13:09:52] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Jonathan [268/1210] vs Sexxyman [437/1073] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/25 13:20:38] HellSpawn, forestchav and Sexxyman [673/3546] have team battled dcraig, tabb and Hemingray [3682/3687] at [429,218] and lost! 3 days, 04:24:58 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 13:21:56] jspiros, systemerror, choirboy, Bisqwit, Sexxyman, tabb, Jobe, Mirc0p advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 13:35:30] forestchav, Sexxyman and dcraig [2721/3195] have team battled tabb, Bisqwit and HellSpawn [473/4117] at [406,275] and won! 44188 days, 22:56:47 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 13:38:01] Tournament round 2, fight 4: choirboy [345/1238] vs Sexxyman [324/1073] ... choirboy advances!

[2020/05/25 14:05:28] Sexxyman fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Sexxyman's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/25 14:15:32] jspiros, mattinx and dcraig [1751/3583] have team battled Sexxyman, ibutsu and forestchav [971/3364] at [600,292] and won! 916 days, 21:00:25 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 15:25:10] Sexxyman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sexxyman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/25 15:49:48] choirboy, dcraig and Hemingray [1640/3438] have team battled HellSpawn, Sexxyman and Bisqwit [900/3701] at [554,46] and won! 165 days, 00:08:12 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 15:58:40] Hemingray, Bisqwit and Sexxyman [2478/3384] have team battled ibutsu, dcraig and HellSpawn [3060/3770] at [510,111] and lost! 73356 days, 22:45:16 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 15:58:43] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 16:23:02] Tournament round 1, fight 7: Sexxyman [284/1071] vs systemerror [1000/1772] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/25 17:04:25] blaat, Jobe and Sexxyman [1535/3392] have team battled Hemingray, Bisqwit and HellSpawn [3428/3746] at [284,1] and lost! 0 days, 03:55:29 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 17:18:33] Sexxyman sharpened the edge of their weapon! Sexxyman's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.

[2020/05/25 17:32:23] forestchav, ibutsu and Bisqwit [2881/3482] have team battled Sexxyman, mattinx and Jonathan [2365/3528] at [620,163] and won! 0 days, 02:34:10 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 19:02:25] HellSpawn, Sexxyman and mattinx [600/3634] have team battled ibutsu, tabb and Hemingray [2828/3856] at [409,290] and lost! 3 days, 13:20:40 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 19:05:17] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 19:05:28] Tournament round 1, fight 1: mattinx [458/1027] vs Sexxyman [965/1071] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/25 20:07:58] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 20:11:37] Sexxyman switched to mIRC! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 105271785 days, 21:38:48 towards level 274.

[2020/05/25 20:20:14] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Sexxyman [430/1071] vs blaat [282/1111] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/25 20:36:19] jspiros, mattinx, ibutsu, Sexxyman, Jobe, tabb, choirboy, systemerror advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 20:37:51] forestchav, ibutsu and tabb [3097/3763] have team battled Sexxyman, HellSpawn and Bisqwit [2289/3701] at [397,251] and won! 0 days, 01:26:14 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 20:40:21] Tournament round 2, fight 1: jspiros [658/1246] vs Sexxyman [18/1071] ... jspiros advances!

[2020/05/25 21:16:14] Sexxyman got a taste of Snabbit's 15-inch black rubber cock! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 97902760 days, 21:15:21 towards level 274.

[2020/05/25 21:52:48] blaat, Sexxyman and tabb [697/3668] have team battled ibutsu, Jobe and systemerror [656/4225] at [271,301] and won! 0 days, 03:16:53 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 22:15:54] Sexxyman [950/1071] has challenged tabb [1214/1486] in combat and lost! 247134540 days, 15:48:56 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/25 22:33:02] Hemingray, HellSpawn and Bisqwit [293/3746] have team battled forestchav, tabb and Sexxyman [3506/3590] at [437,101] and lost! 3 days, 20:30:12 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 23:04:42] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 23:04:53] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Sexxyman [954/1071] vs jspiros [781/1246] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/25 23:27:29] Bisqwit, HellSpawn and forestchav [2449/3663] have team battled Jonathan, Sexxyman and tabb [2124/3885] at [489,147] and won! 4 days, 07:03:14 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 23:33:03] Sexxyman, tabb, Jobe, systemerror, ibutsu, Mirc0p, blaat, Bisqwit advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 23:49:09] Tournament round 2, fight 4: Sexxyman [93/1071] vs systemerror [1044/1771] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/26 00:18:12] Sexxyman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Robert! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 77392132 days, 11:09:59 towards level 274.

[2020/05/26 00:22:38] Sexxyman, Hemingray and Jonathan [39/3514] have team battled forestchav, Mirc0p and tabb [2839/3499] at [601,295] and lost! 0 days, 07:01:44 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 01:59:46] Mirc0p, Hemingray and Sexxyman [1990/3171] have team battled tabb, mattinx and Bisqwit [2655/3800] at [613,183] and lost! 52 days, 16:12:14 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 02:17:55] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 02:23:32] Sexxyman switched to mIRC! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 88227034 days, 04:23:54 towards level 274.

[2020/05/26 02:38:13] Tournament round 1, fight 6: Sexxyman [996/1071] vs Jobe [475/1100] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/26 02:46:15] tabb, choirboy, Bisqwit, HellSpawn, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, Jonathan advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 02:50:17] Tournament round 2, fight 1: blaat [229/1111] vs Sexxyman [310/1071] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/26 03:02:20] Sexxyman, choirboy, Jonathan, Hemingray advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 03:10:23] choirboy, Sexxyman advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 03:10:23] Tournament round 3, fight 2: Sexxyman [478/1071] vs Hemingray [403/1114] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/26 03:26:12] Jonathan, Hemingray and Sexxyman [2706/3494] have team battled tabb, HellSpawn and ibutsu [260/4160] at [410,303] and won! 0 days, 09:30:16 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 03:41:55] Sexxyman lost their virginity! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 82933412 days, 02:31:33 towards level 274.

[2020/05/26 03:51:16] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 04:03:30] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Sexxyman [846/1071] vs Jonathan [647/1190] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/26 04:19:36] jspiros, mattinx, choirboy, Sexxyman, Jobe, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, ibutsu advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 04:27:19] Sexxyman, tabb and Hemingray [656/3666] have team battled ibutsu, blaat and forestchav [1752/3391] at [411,297] and lost! 12 days, 23:42:15 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 04:43:40] dcraig, Mirc0p and Jobe [200/3276] have team battled systemerror, jspiros and Sexxyman [1512/4212] at [200,262] and lost! 40 days, 15:19:25 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 04:48:15] HellSpawn, tabb and Sexxyman [2680/3986] have team battled blaat, Hemingray and Bisqwit [384/3420] at [516,214] and won! 3 days, 12:23:31 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 05:05:35] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 05:05:47] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Sexxyman [925/1071] vs tabb [286/1481] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/26 05:10:31] Jonathan, forestchav and blaat [3351/3455] have team battled jspiros, mattinx and Sexxyman [2140/3564] at [380,81] and won! 0 days, 00:49:22 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 05:24:02] Sexxyman, jspiros and blaat [2147/3552] have team battled forestchav, Jonathan and tabb [475/3825] at [332,176] and won! 0 days, 00:36:48 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 05:55:17] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 06:03:30] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Sexxyman [468/1071] vs Mirc0p [608/985] ... Mirc0p advances!

[2020/05/26 06:42:11] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 06:54:25] Tournament round 1, fight 4: ibutsu [266/1245] vs Sexxyman [276/1071] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/26 07:22:27] mattinx, Hemingray and Bisqwit [2047/3432] have team battled Sexxyman, HellSpawn and tabb [3393/3986] at [614,63] and lost! 654 days, 22:49:58 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 08:00:40] tabb, HellSpawn and mattinx [3852/4038] have team battled Bisqwit, Hemingray and Sexxyman [3079/3379] at [581,132] and won! 2 days, 00:35:44 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 08:05:56] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 08:34:16] Tournament round 1, fight 8: Mirc0p [621/985] vs Sexxyman [175/1071] ... Mirc0p advances!

[2020/05/26 08:53:35] Sexxyman left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Sexxyman's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/26 09:42:25] mattinx, tabb and Bisqwit [2018/3798] have team battled Sexxyman, forestchav and HellSpawn [690/3537] at [489,162] and won! 14 days, 10:23:50 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 09:44:50] Sexxyman left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Sexxyman's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/26 10:15:53] Jobe [211/1211] has challenged Sexxyman [959/1071] in combat and lost! 60200605 days, 20:51:23 is added to Jobe's clock.

[2020/05/26 11:20:23] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 11:25:24] tabb, forestchav and jspiros [2218/3889] have team battled Jonathan, Bisqwit and Sexxyman [3609/3869] at [501,260] and lost! 10 days, 03:33:34 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 11:25:54] Sexxyman got molested by CyberWorld. This terrible calamity has slowed them 155914815 days, 20:27:53 from level 274.

[2020/05/26 11:36:39] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Sexxyman [685/1071] vs HellSpawn [31/1431] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/26 12:25:24] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 12:28:31] Hemingray, mattinx and systemerror [610/3971] have team battled Sexxyman, tabb and HellSpawn [500/3979] at [524,18] and won! 1 day, 03:47:11 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 12:45:42] Tournament round 1, fight 6: blaat [825/1202] vs Sexxyman [47/1071] ... blaat advances!

[2020/05/26 13:53:23] tabb, Sexxyman and mattinx [1242/3671] have team battled Hemingray, HellSpawn and Bisqwit [3088/3739] at [452,42] and lost! 7 days, 07:01:01 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 14:15:26] tabb, mattinx and Sexxyman [1798/3671] have team battled systemerror, Hemingray and Bisqwit [2086/4008] at [484,79] and lost! 8 days, 17:56:48 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 15:11:25] Sexxyman threw a tremendous AfterNET party! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 72760248 days, 04:36:37 towards level 274.

[2020/05/26 15:22:38] Sexxyman got a taste of Snabbit's 15-inch black rubber cock! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 138244471 days, 13:32:28 towards level 274.

[2020/05/26 15:28:18] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 15:28:44] ibutsu [1005/1245] has challenged Sexxyman [429/1071] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:03:31 is removed from ibutsu's clock.

[2020/05/26 15:37:08] systemerror, Bisqwit, Sexxyman, and Hemingray have been chosen by the gods to escape from Cuba to Florida and secure a position in the starting lineup of a baseball team. Participants must first reach [178,122], then [178,114]. See http://www.afternet.org/idle/quest.php to monitor their journey's progress.

[2020/05/26 16:15:54] Sexxyman [1033/1076] has challenged choirboy [85/1259] in combat and won! 161746031 days, 17:24:28 is removed from Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/26 16:16:36] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 17:15:16] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 17:25:04] Sexxyman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sexxyman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/26 18:02:47] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 18:27:07] Tournament round 1, fight 7: Sexxyman [152/1075] vs systemerror [1550/1670] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/26 19:01:34] Sexxyman overclocked their mousepad! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 64947252 days, 17:34:08 towards level 274.

[2020/05/26 19:09:55] Sexxyman sharpened the edge of their weapon! Sexxyman's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.

[2020/05/26 19:52:37] Jonathan, Hemingray and systemerror [251/4340] have team battled Sexxyman, Bisqwit and tabb [2662/3746] at [365,137] and lost! 0 days, 02:46:03 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 20:30:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sexxyman with fire, slowing the heathen 501153375 days, 09:13:34 from level 274.

[2020/05/26 20:38:45] Sexxyman spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Sexxyman's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/26 21:09:03] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 21:18:57] Jonathan, HellSpawn and jspiros [1151/4365] have team battled Sexxyman, systemerror and Hemingray [2170/3832] at [553,112] and lost! 5 days, 04:11:20 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 21:41:37] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 21:45:49] Tournament round 1, fight 2: blaat [258/1213] vs Sexxyman [220/1068] ... blaat advances!

[2020/05/26 22:03:54] Sexxyman fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 151866033 days, 11:20:36 from level 274.

[2020/05/26 22:30:59] Hemingray, HellSpawn and systemerror [687/4192] have team battled Sexxyman, jspiros and blaat [3146/3642] at [426,283] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:20 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 22:47:04] Sexxyman was eaten by a grue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 100231582 days, 02:09:48 from level 274.

[2020/05/26 23:27:29] Sexxyman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sexxyman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/26 23:38:17] Sexxyman found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 70830318 days, 00:12:52 towards level 274.

[2020/05/26 23:40:13] Sexxyman, systemerror and Hemingray [3818/3959] have team battled Bisqwit, mattinx and forestchav [2429/3352] at [292,106] and won! 4929 days, 02:30:49 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 23:41:29] mattinx, Sexxyman and systemerror [2567/3982] have team battled forestchav, Hemingray and Bisqwit [809/3329] at [245,63] and won! 165 days, 00:31:34 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 00:31:52] jspiros, HellSpawn and blaat [708/4002] have team battled forestchav, systemerror and Sexxyman [878/3894] at [405,252] and lost! 0 days, 23:51:16 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 01:01:55] jspiros, Sexxyman and HellSpawn [2110/3857] have team battled Jonathan, tabb and blaat [4136/4266] at [584,265] and lost! 5 days, 03:23:41 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 01:10:12] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 01:22:28] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Jobe [743/1103] vs Sexxyman [749/1068] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/27 01:32:38] Bisqwit, mattinx and jspiros [1216/3678] have team battled Sexxyman, systemerror and Hemingray [3034/3932] at [269,72] and lost! 132 days, 00:03:01 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 01:38:33] systemerror, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, Sexxyman, jspiros, ibutsu, tabb, Jonathan advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 01:54:38] HellSpawn, systemerror, ibutsu, Sexxyman advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 01:54:38] Tournament round 2, fight 4: Jonathan [260/1433] vs Sexxyman [800/1068] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/27 02:00:17] Sexxyman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 169992254 days, 07:30:50 towards level 274.

[2020/05/27 02:02:41] Tournament round 3, fight 2: systemerror [545/1764] vs Sexxyman [186/1068] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/27 02:15:54] Bisqwit [271/1194] has challenged Sexxyman [894/1068] in combat and lost! 702120 days, 08:15:33 is added to Bisqwit's clock.

[2020/05/27 02:58:36] Sexxyman cut the black wire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 152993028 days, 21:03:56 from level 274.

[2020/05/27 04:05:59] Sexxyman burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Sexxyman's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/27 04:39:52] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 04:58:30] dcraig, systemerror and Sexxyman [3525/3905] have team battled blaat, jspiros and Jobe [2334/3782] at [315,219] and won! 3519 days, 05:03:59 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 05:14:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 05:35:03] Tournament round 1, fight 6: HellSpawn [529/1428] vs Sexxyman [309/1062] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/05/27 07:43:19] HellSpawn [817/1428] has challenged Sexxyman [643/1062] in combat and won! 3656 days, 06:31:58 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.

[2020/05/27 08:13:38] jspiros, Jobe and Sexxyman [460/3636] have team battled ibutsu, Mirc0p and Jonathan [996/3798] at [321,152] and lost! 352050 days, 04:01:53 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 08:15:53] jspiros [1107/1361] has challenged Sexxyman [584/1062] in combat and won! 1436364 days, 16:25:21 is removed from jspiros's clock.

[2020/05/27 08:34:52] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 08:51:08] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Jobe [668/1103] vs Sexxyman [703/1062] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/27 09:03:13] ibutsu, HellSpawn, Bisqwit, mattinx, Sexxyman, Hemingray, tabb, jspiros advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 09:07:14] Tournament round 2, fight 1: Sexxyman [210/1062] vs Bisqwit [1/1086] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/27 09:16:34] systemerror, Bisqwit, Sexxyman, and Hemingray have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.

[2020/05/27 09:19:19] Sexxyman, jspiros, tabb, HellSpawn advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 09:27:22] Tournament round 3, fight 2: Sexxyman [127/1062] vs HellSpawn [548/1428] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/05/27 09:44:09] Sexxyman [220/1062] has come upon systemerror [613/1764] and been defeated in combat! 239866238 days, 09:16:04 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/27 10:43:07] mattinx, tabb and Mirc0p [2440/3621] have team battled HellSpawn, Sexxyman and Jonathan [3453/4066] at [472,132] and lost! 1 day, 19:46:39 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 11:12:28] Hemingray, systemerror and Bisqwit [3345/4057] have team battled Sexxyman, Jobe and tabb [3060/3791] at [82,192] and won! 1107 days, 04:21:38 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 11:16:35] dcraig, blaat, Sexxyman, and Hemingray have been chosen by the gods to locate the herbs and brew the elixir to rid the realm of the Wulfmanic Plague. Quest to end in 0 days, 04:52:34.

[2020/05/27 11:17:50] tabb, Hemingray and systemerror [4130/4380] have team battled Bisqwit, Sexxyman and Jobe [31/3468] at [62,207] and won! 2 days, 14:54:56 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 11:32:32] Sexxyman, jspiros and Mirc0p [3191/3405] have team battled forestchav, blaat and Jobe [3460/3468] at [168,232] and lost! 3 days, 11:50:32 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 11:40:47] ibutsu, systemerror and Hemingray [3977/4104] have team battled dcraig, Bisqwit and Sexxyman [2373/3334] at [254,21] and won! 0 days, 01:38:29 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 12:05:10] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 12:21:26] Tournament round 1, fight 5: choirboy [586/1255] vs Sexxyman [843/1062] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/27 12:23:04] dcraig, Sexxyman and ibutsu [862/3381] have team battled Hemingray, choirboy and blaat [2984/3575] at [247,7] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:19 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 12:33:30] dcraig, tabb, blaat, Hemingray, Sexxyman, Bisqwit, Jonathan, forestchav advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 12:49:35] Tournament round 2, fight 4: Sexxyman [383/1062] vs tabb [432/1516] ... tabb advances!

[2020/05/27 13:04:13] Bisqwit, jspiros and Mirc0p [171/3536] have team battled choirboy, tabb and Sexxyman [111/3833] at [166,231] and won! 3 days, 19:27:27 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 14:10:16] Sexxyman, dcraig and HellSpawn [210/3556] have team battled Jonathan, blaat and jspiros [163/4157] at [402,61] and won! 321 days, 23:20:17 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 14:20:28] Sexxyman grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 135208782 days, 12:58:30 towards level 274.

[2020/05/27 14:33:04] blaat, Jonathan and jspiros [3239/4157] have team battled Sexxyman, dcraig and HellSpawn [261/3556] at [361,80] and won! 0 days, 17:42:59 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 14:50:08] Sexxyman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sexxyman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/27 14:57:06] Sexxyman, ibutsu and dcraig [2269/3381] have team battled HellSpawn, blaat and jspiros [1852/3996] at [359,107] and won! 0 days, 00:20:48 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 15:55:04] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 16:09:11] dcraig, blaat, Sexxyman, and Hemingray have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.

[2020/05/27 16:29:54] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 16:30:18] systemerror, tabb and ibutsu [2968/4489] have team battled Hemingray, Jobe and Sexxyman [1301/3372] at [119,83] and won! 1 day, 23:19:35 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 16:38:08] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Sexxyman [511/1062] vs dcraig [635/1077] ... dcraig advances!

[2020/05/27 17:00:12] Bisqwit, choirboy and Sexxyman [2765/3510] have team battled Jobe, tabb and jspiros [1979/4087] at [198,187] and won! 193 days, 14:42:21 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 17:06:06] ibutsu, forestchav and Sexxyman [2509/3337] have team battled choirboy, Jobe and Bisqwit [1962/3658] at [134,287] and won! 2 days, 22:36:35 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 17:26:14] Jobe, jspiros and Hemingray [3237/3671] have team battled dcraig, Sexxyman and tabb [1990/3655] at [261,76] and won! 3711 days, 02:28:45 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 17:30:24] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 17:46:21] ibutsu, forestchav and choirboy [2508/3527] have team battled Bisqwit, Sexxyman and jspiros [3499/3616] at [282,266] and lost! 2 days, 12:34:01 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 17:57:18] Mirc0p, tabb and dcraig [1757/3575] have team battled jspiros, Sexxyman and Jobe [2967/3633] at [150,110] and lost! 1 day, 13:34:16 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 18:46:08] Sexxyman, Hemingray and Mirc0p [1295/3144] have team battled tabb, dcraig and Jobe [1448/3803] at [106,70] and lost! 4 days, 02:22:45 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 18:55:12] Sexxyman ate at Taco Bell. This terrible calamity has slowed them 123039969 days, 16:31:21 from level 274.

[2020/05/27 19:20:15] Bisqwit, dcraig, Sexxyman, and HellSpawn have been chosen by the gods to transport one hogshead of Russian vodka from Moscow to Oslo and maintain sobriety. Participants must first reach [392,60], then [342,54]. See http://www.afternet.org/idle/quest.php to monitor their journey's progress.

[2020/05/27 21:06:53] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 21:15:59] Sexxyman has just been taught the force by Grand Master Ravill! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 68902383 days, 00:28:18 towards level 274.

[2020/05/27 21:28:33] choirboy, tabb and Sexxyman [884/3789] have team battled Hemingray, systemerror and Jonathan [2606/4407] at [44,110] and lost! 2 days, 00:39:07 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 21:33:39] Sexxyman fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Sexxyman's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/27 21:48:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sexxyman 89844655 days, 09:09:26 toward level 274.

[2020/05/27 22:09:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 22:17:59] Tournament round 1, fight 3: HellSpawn [1368/1471] vs Sexxyman [133/1061] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/05/27 22:50:24] choirboy, tabb and Sexxyman [3263/3788] have team battled Bisqwit, Mirc0p and Jobe [1570/3386] at [187,147] and won! 2 days, 05:27:05 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 22:50:49] Sexxyman burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Sexxyman's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/27 23:07:58] The Northwest won, and the TTL of Sexxyman is halved (494813005 days, 19:47:07).

[2020/05/27 23:27:32] Bisqwit, Hemingray and Jobe [1683/3503] have team battled tabb, Sexxyman and choirboy [1929/3782] at [209,166] and lost! 1873 days, 00:23:01 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 00:32:48] tabb, Jobe and Jonathan [815/4252] have team battled Sexxyman, Bisqwit and choirboy [2126/3522] at [173,0] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:59 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 00:33:09] Sexxyman, Bisqwit and dcraig [1684/3325] have team battled ibutsu, tabb and choirboy [3325/3977] at [246,167] and lost! 10280 days, 17:41:25 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 00:39:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sexxyman 151915983 days, 13:40:01 toward level 274.

[2020/05/28 00:52:55] Sexxyman, choirboy and dcraig [925/3406] have team battled blaat, Bisqwit and tabb [3726/3821] at [255,94] and lost! 88 days, 06:04:15 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 01:15:54] Sexxyman [386/1055] has challenged Jobe [775/1210] in combat and lost! 123446660 days, 19:35:20 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/28 01:19:00] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 01:39:17] Tournament round 1, fight 6: Jonathan [355/1431] vs Sexxyman [975/1055] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/28 01:47:20] Bisqwit, ibutsu, systemerror, tabb, dcraig, Sexxyman, Jobe, forestchav advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 01:55:22] Tournament round 2, fight 2: systemerror [726/1733] vs Sexxyman [879/1055] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/28 02:03:25] Jobe, Sexxyman, forestchav, tabb advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 02:11:27] Jobe, Sexxyman advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 02:11:27] Tournament round 3, fight 2: forestchav [418/1037] vs Sexxyman [958/1055] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/28 02:15:29] Tournament round 4, fight 1: Jobe [864/1100] vs Sexxyman [582/1055] ... Jobe advances!

[2020/05/28 03:28:27] Sexxyman, Bisqwit and jspiros [1358/3609] have team battled ibutsu, blaat and tabb [2786/3863] at [260,206] and lost! 23512 days, 08:20:46 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 03:36:01] Jobe, blaat and Bisqwit [3132/3563] have team battled Sexxyman, jspiros and tabb [2388/3884] at [173,43] and won! 0 days, 05:56:59 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 03:38:54] systemerror, Sexxyman and tabb [3562/4255] have team battled mattinx, Jonathan and Jobe [2618/3907] at [163,143] and won! 0 days, 04:27:49 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 03:55:54] Bisqwit, dcraig and HellSpawn [317/3739] have team battled jspiros, Sexxyman and blaat [364/3576] at [316,119] and lost! 562 days, 11:42:43 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 04:58:02] tabb, Sexxyman and HellSpawn [1895/3953] have team battled dcraig, Bisqwit and blaat [2242/3430] at [374,28] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:47 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 05:09:57] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 05:14:10] Tournament round 1, fight 2: dcraig [414/1077] vs Sexxyman [618/1055] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/28 05:38:19] tabb, Sexxyman, Jobe, mattinx, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, Jonathan, jspiros advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 05:50:23] Tournament round 2, fight 3: HellSpawn [642/1455] vs Sexxyman [397/1055] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/05/28 08:15:54] Sexxyman [335/1055] has challenged HellSpawn [1400/1455] in combat and lost! 74620410 days, 05:34:13 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/28 08:41:16] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 09:15:53] Sexxyman [664/1055] has challenged ibutsu [999/1235] in combat and lost! 48689817 days, 16:08:40 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/28 09:30:11] Bisqwit, HellSpawn and forestchav [2754/3682] have team battled jspiros, Sexxyman and dcraig [1515/3478] at [428,193] and won! 385 days, 22:08:02 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 09:40:07] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 09:47:00] Sexxyman has disobeyed the gods and declared themselves unfit for tournament, therefore the remainder of the event shall be cancelled. The tournament participants have conspired to add 58968779 days, 18:09:45 to Sexxyman's time to level 274. Another tournament will begin within the hour!

[2020/05/28 10:32:12] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 10:35:43] Sexxyman spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Sexxyman's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/28 10:47:01] systemerror, Bisqwit, blaat, and Sexxyman have been chosen by the gods to conduct a drug trafficking operation from Colombia to Rio de Janeiro. Participants must first reach [192,144], then [244,202]. See http://www.afternet.org/idle/quest.php to monitor their journey's progress.

[2020/05/28 11:15:20] Mirc0p, dcraig and HellSpawn [1121/3515] have team battled choirboy, Sexxyman and Bisqwit [2044/3510] at [420,41] and lost! 15 days, 16:33:00 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 11:31:43] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 11:35:57] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Sexxyman [143/1049] vs mattinx [1001/1021] ... mattinx advances!

[2020/05/28 11:59:25] Sexxyman fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Sexxyman's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/28 12:08:03] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 12:32:22] Tournament round 1, fight 7: Sexxyman [50/1048] vs dcraig [970/1077] ... dcraig advances!

[2020/05/28 12:53:12] Sexxyman spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Sexxyman's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/28 14:07:38] HellSpawn, dcraig and choirboy [2211/3800] have team battled Bisqwit, Sexxyman and Jobe [3279/3445] at [362,99] and lost! 105 days, 20:51:58 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 14:14:53] Sexxyman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 77838790 days, 04:22:46 towards level 274.

[2020/05/28 14:31:35] mattinx, blaat and systemerror [940/3993] have team battled ibutsu, Sexxyman and tabb [2373/3763] at [12,16] and lost! 0 days, 04:50:56 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 15:22:13] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 15:33:35] jspiros, systemerror and blaat [3598/4217] have team battled Bisqwit, Sexxyman and choirboy [3354/3503] at [218,245] and won! 0 days, 05:19:41 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 15:43:56] Jobe, Sexxyman and choirboy [193/3520] have team battled tabb, ibutsu and HellSpawn [3701/4176] at [370,24] and lost! 167 days, 20:39:35 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 15:58:06] Hemingray, systemerror and Bisqwit [604/4003] have team battled blaat, Sexxyman and jspiros [2976/3549] at [253,299] and lost! 192 days, 18:22:29 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 15:59:40] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 15:59:52] Tournament round 1, fight 1: blaat [966/1160] vs Sexxyman [376/1042] ... blaat advances!

[2020/05/28 16:12:28] choirboy, jspiros and systemerror [232/4325] have team battled blaat, Bisqwit and Sexxyman [309/3395] at [271,227] and lost! 201 days, 12:46:06 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 16:15:54] Jonathan [157/1571] has challenged Sexxyman [519/1042] in combat and lost! 300 days, 03:55:21 is added to Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/28 16:53:41] ibutsu, tabb and Sexxyman [296/3763] have team battled blaat, Bisqwit and systemerror [2147/4063] at [110,44] and lost! 2 days, 05:02:37 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 17:07:02] systemerror, ibutsu and tabb [1299/4431] have team battled Sexxyman, Bisqwit and blaat [1149/3395] at [81,1] and won! 2 days, 15:36:28 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 18:22:18] Bisqwit, Sexxyman and Jonathan [1039/3806] have team battled tabb, ibutsu and choirboy [1029/3989] at [98,131] and won! 203 days, 12:29:59 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 18:40:24] blaat, Sexxyman and systemerror [3521/3912] have team battled forestchav, choirboy and Bisqwit [3263/3494] at [217,247] and won! 0 days, 03:22:46 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 18:57:11] tabb, Bisqwit and choirboy [277/3943] have team battled Sexxyman, blaat and Jonathan [1032/3773] at [5,305] and lost! 229 days, 20:38:50 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 19:38:19] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 19:50:35] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Sexxyman [979/1042] vs Bisqwit [975/1085] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/28 20:06:40] tabb, blaat, Hemingray, Sexxyman, ibutsu, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, Jonathan advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 20:14:43] Tournament round 2, fight 2: tabb [1331/1482] vs Sexxyman [810/1042] ... tabb advances!

[2020/05/28 20:25:45] systemerror, Bisqwit, blaat, and Sexxyman have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.

[2020/05/28 20:42:38] Sexxyman bought a 32-inch LCD screen! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 38530198 days, 20:30:30 towards level 274.

[2020/05/28 22:06:10] dcraig, Mirc0p and systemerror [3005/3802] have team battled Sexxyman, Bisqwit and Jobe [1409/3445] at [309,109] and won! 22 days, 05:05:09 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 22:48:46] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 23:12:32] ibutsu, choirboy and tabb [3662/4010] have team battled Sexxyman, systemerror and Bisqwit [1802/3972] at [123,82] and won! 1 day, 07:27:59 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 23:13:07] Tournament round 1, fight 7: Sexxyman [595/1042] vs dcraig [890/1080] ... dcraig advances!

[2020/05/28 23:15:54] Sexxyman [859/1042] has challenged Bisqwit [722/1193] in combat and won! 194791560 days, 19:44:15 is removed from Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/28 23:37:14] tabb, Sexxyman and Bisqwit [1461/3717] have team battled systemerror, ibutsu and choirboy [454/4264] at [161,142] and won! 604 days, 04:38:53 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 00:15:54] tabb [730/1482] has challenged Sexxyman [879/1042] in combat and lost! 942 days, 12:45:34 is added to tabb's clock.

[2020/05/29 00:34:32] Sexxyman [95/1042] has come upon Bisqwit [376/1185] and been defeated in combat! 54541467 days, 20:10:41 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/29 00:34:52] Bisqwit, systemerror and blaat [3939/4082] have team battled ibutsu, choirboy and Sexxyman [2178/3569] at [177,229] and won! 0 days, 00:51:38 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 02:11:12] Jonathan, tabb and Bisqwit [3204/4238] have team battled Sexxyman, blaat and choirboy [473/3490] at [11,72] and won! 55 days, 07:52:11 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 02:19:53] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 02:24:05] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Sexxyman [366/1042] vs systemerror [569/1737] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/29 02:53:54] blaat, choirboy and dcraig [599/3528] have team battled Bisqwit, Sexxyman and tabb [869/3709] at [106,4] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:30 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 03:34:38] Sexxyman spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Sexxyman's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/29 04:41:48] Mirc0p, mattinx and ibutsu [2020/3347] have team battled choirboy, Sexxyman and blaat [1747/3485] at [224,190] and won! 0 days, 14:59:15 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 04:51:15] choirboy [1181/1288] has come upon Sexxyman [891/1037] and taken them in combat! 724 days, 21:12:38 is removed from choirboy's clock.

[2020/05/29 05:01:03] Jonathan, tabb and Mirc0p [1501/4038] have team battled blaat, Sexxyman and choirboy [2176/3485] at [49,117] and lost! 5 days, 17:43:17 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 05:15:53] Mirc0p [213/985] has challenged Sexxyman [774/1037] in combat and lost! 28 days, 08:08:57 is added to Mirc0p's clock.

[2020/05/29 05:42:17] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 06:59:56] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 07:00:07] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Jonathan [77/1429] vs Sexxyman [769/1037] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/29 07:18:48] Sexxyman, choirboy and ibutsu [2688/3572] have team battled tabb, Mirc0p and blaat [1877/3592] at [82,166] and won! 0 days, 12:50:19 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 08:02:01] Mirc0p, tabb and blaat [462/3592] have team battled ibutsu, Sexxyman and choirboy [327/3572] at [172,129] and won! 2 days, 10:52:16 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 08:06:23] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 08:15:54] jspiros [128/1344] has challenged Sexxyman [341/1037] in combat and lost! 44529 days, 16:21:07 is added to jspiros's clock.

[2020/05/29 08:22:38] Tournament round 1, fight 5: blaat [1051/1160] vs Sexxyman [332/1037] ... blaat advances!

[2020/05/29 08:54:29] blaat, tabb and Mirc0p [3186/3592] have team battled Sexxyman, ibutsu and choirboy [2445/3573] at [49,131] and won! 1 day, 22:55:19 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 09:00:22] Sexxyman [438/1037] has come upon ibutsu [534/1248] and been defeated in combat! 22439918 days, 02:49:18 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/29 09:03:51] Sexxyman [722/1037] has come upon ibutsu [578/1248] and taken them in combat! 46201298 days, 01:54:24 is removed from Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/29 09:10:05] Sexxyman fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Sexxyman's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/29 09:16:48] Sexxyman, Mirc0p and blaat [1771/3181] have team battled choirboy, HellSpawn and ibutsu [1322/3959] at [86,178] and won! 1 day, 13:27:47 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 10:02:28] Sexxyman left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Sexxyman's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/29 11:18:39] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 11:31:54] Bisqwit, dcraig and Sexxyman [1124/3301] have team battled ibutsu, Jonathan and systemerror [1315/4533] at [253,280] and lost! 3954 days, 00:11:45 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 11:37:11] Sexxyman, ibutsu and HellSpawn [2569/3711] have team battled blaat, Mirc0p and tabb [2926/3592] at [134,152] and lost! 0 days, 09:59:03 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 11:41:03] Sexxyman has just been taught the force by Grand Master Ravill! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9022999 days, 20:27:56 towards level 274.

[2020/05/29 12:02:15] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 12:06:28] Tournament round 1, fight 2: choirboy [1069/1288] vs Sexxyman [771/1036] ... choirboy advances!

[2020/05/29 12:40:12] Sexxyman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 21655200 days, 05:16:50 towards level 274.

[2020/05/29 12:53:06] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 13:04:24] Sexxyman got a kiss from TrustMe! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7795872 days, 01:53:05 towards level 274.

[2020/05/29 13:27:57] jspiros, choirboy, Sexxyman, and HellSpawn have been chosen by the gods to transport one hogshead of Russian vodka from Moscow to Oslo and maintain sobriety. Participants must first reach [392,60], then [342,54]. See http://www.afternet.org/idle/quest.php to monitor their journey's progress.

[2020/05/29 13:44:51] tabb, ibutsu and blaat [2760/3859] have team battled Hemingray, Sexxyman and HellSpawn [602/3556] at [69,1] and won! 0 days, 12:28:47 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 13:50:08] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 14:06:24] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Sexxyman [486/1036] vs blaat [853/1160] ... blaat advances!

[2020/05/29 14:18:35] choirboy, tabb and Sexxyman [1888/3771] have team battled HellSpawn, ibutsu and Mirc0p [3524/3660] at [21,185] and lost! 123 days, 15:33:18 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 14:23:58] Mirc0p, blaat and HellSpawn [744/3568] have team battled Sexxyman, systemerror and Hemingray [374/3870] at [253,42] and won! 0 days, 16:42:21 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 14:53:59] Hemingray, jspiros and Mirc0p [2267/3425] have team battled Sexxyman, blaat and systemerror [3632/3933] at [308,66] and lost! 5 days, 03:26:33 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 14:59:38] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 15:07:33] Sexxyman, HellSpawn and Mirc0p [1357/3444] have team battled ibutsu, tabb and choirboy [459/3980] at [123,167] and won! 6 days, 23:42:29 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 16:04:35] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 16:12:50] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Sexxyman [29/1036] vs Jonathan [1117/1402] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/29 16:32:49] Sexxyman, HellSpawn and systemerror [1959/4196] have team battled Hemingray, Mirc0p and tabb [3137/3529] at [218,96] and lost! 73 days, 12:19:58 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 16:44:32] HellSpawn, choirboy and tabb [1092/4153] have team battled Sexxyman, ibutsu and blaat [2708/3433] at [111,277] and lost! 88 days, 05:09:37 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 16:56:29] Hemingray, Mirc0p and ibutsu [2759/3309] have team battled tabb, Sexxyman and jspiros [1314/3826] at [217,38] and won! 0 days, 13:49:25 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 17:37:14] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 17:42:03] choirboy, Sexxyman and tabb [3734/3766] have team battled ibutsu, blaat and HellSpawn [3226/3801] at [35,243] and won! 216 days, 07:31:56 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 18:36:34] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 18:52:51] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Bisqwit [852/1078] vs Sexxyman [621/1036] ... Bisqwit advances!

[2020/05/29 19:49:22] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 19:49:34] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Sexxyman [864/1036] vs Hemingray [1024/1097] ... Hemingray advances!

[2020/05/29 20:39:16] Bisqwit, tabb and mattinx [2542/3757] have team battled Sexxyman, HellSpawn and Mirc0p [2915/3444] at [6,20] and lost! 19 days, 01:33:37 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 20:56:45] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 20:56:57] Tournament round 1, fight 1: choirboy [611/1282] vs Sexxyman [682/1036] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/29 21:15:54] HellSpawn [976/1423] has challenged Sexxyman [469/1036] in combat and won! 287 days, 19:34:28 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.

[2020/05/29 21:25:07] Sexxyman, systemerror, HellSpawn, jspiros, dcraig, Jonathan, tabb, mattinx advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 21:41:12] jspiros, HellSpawn, systemerror, Sexxyman advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 21:41:12] Tournament round 2, fight 4: Jonathan [8/1402] vs Sexxyman [344/1036] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/29 21:45:14] Tournament round 3, fight 1: Sexxyman [694/1036] vs systemerror [1450/1685] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/29 22:15:19] choirboy, HellSpawn and Sexxyman [1220/3741] have team battled Mirc0p, mattinx and tabb [2259/3557] at [149,214] and lost! 7 days, 07:25:35 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 22:42:21] Mirc0p, tabb and mattinx [970/3557] have team battled Sexxyman, Bisqwit and blaat [401/3370] at [211,41] and won! 5 days, 22:19:28 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/30 00:02:41] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 00:30:59] choirboy, HellSpawn, dcraig, Bisqwit, Jonathan, Mirc0p, blaat, Sexxyman advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 00:30:59] Tournament round 1, fight 8: Sexxyman [673/1036] vs systemerror [499/1685] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/30 00:43:03] Tournament round 2, fight 3: HellSpawn [555/1423] vs Sexxyman [217/1036] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/05/30 01:17:15] HellSpawn, choirboy and Mirc0p [3414/3690] have team battled Bisqwit, mattinx and Sexxyman [3242/3344] at [55,14] and won! 5 days, 14:02:56 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/30 01:34:09] choirboy, systemerror and Bisqwit [696/4146] have team battled HellSpawn, Sexxyman and mattinx [608/3583] at [253,51] and won! 143 days, 14:20:28 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/30 02:16:29] Sexxyman used some pennies to add heatsinks to their RAM! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11226054 days, 23:26:36 towards level 274.

[2020/05/30 02:50:47] HellSpawn, Sexxyman and systemerror [3530/4138] have team battled mattinx, choirboy and Bisqwit [3535/3590] at [34,72] and lost! 6 days, 20:30:03 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 03:07:05] choirboy, mattinx and systemerror [992/4085] have team battled Bisqwit, HellSpawn and Sexxyman [987/3643] at [169,112] and won! 15 days, 00:25:41 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/30 03:15:54] Sexxyman [693/1036] has challenged idlerpg [845/1680] in combat and lost! 17587486 days, 19:28:45 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/30 03:22:50] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 03:35:06] Tournament round 1, fight 4: forestchav [97/1033] vs Sexxyman [691/1036] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/30 03:38:34] Sexxyman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7738494 days, 04:42:56 towards level 274.

[2020/05/30 03:51:11] choirboy, Bisqwit, Hemingray, Sexxyman, HellSpawn, systemerror, Jonathan, dcraig advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 03:55:13] Tournament round 2, fight 1: systemerror [1268/1679] vs Sexxyman [638/1036] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/30 05:08:13] mattinx, Bisqwit and Jonathan [2749/3850] have team battled Sexxyman, HellSpawn and choirboy [1899/3741] at [29,154] and won! 3 days, 10:54:41 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/30 05:52:13] Sexxyman, systemerror and blaat [104/3853] have team battled Bisqwit, Jonathan and tabb [2900/4164] at [276,243] and lost! 0 days, 12:33:44 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 06:30:22] Mirc0p, Bisqwit and Jonathan [1965/3708] have team battled Sexxyman, choirboy and systemerror [3106/3997] at [233,97] and lost! 1 day, 13:37:57 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 06:30:48] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 06:43:04] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Mirc0p [95/982] vs Sexxyman [42/1036] ... Mirc0p advances!

[2020/05/30 07:00:43] mattinx, Sexxyman and HellSpawn [1233/3580] have team battled choirboy, Jonathan and Bisqwit [2426/4008] at [192,286] and lost! 6 days, 13:20:50 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 07:54:49] Sexxyman had their sheep stolen by Hemingray. This terrible calamity has slowed them 18572386 days, 18:16:54 from level 274.

[2020/05/30 08:25:05] Sexxyman learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8171850 days, 04:11:01 towards level 274.

[2020/05/30 08:40:48] Sexxyman was attacked by an evil chipmunk. This terrible calamity has slowed them 23534928 days, 12:01:04 from level 274.

[2020/05/30 08:55:04] systemerror, blaat and Bisqwit [1476/4001] have team battled Jonathan, Sexxyman and choirboy [3483/3859] at [220,160] and lost! 0 days, 18:48:56 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 09:21:15] mattinx, HellSpawn and choirboy [539/3825] have team battled systemerror, Jonathan and Sexxyman [2373/4257] at [104,114] and lost! 7 days, 20:20:53 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 09:38:41] Sexxyman spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Sexxyman's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/30 10:19:37] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 10:31:53] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Sexxyman [466/1032] vs tabb [711/1438] ... tabb advances!

[2020/05/30 12:15:54] tabb [697/1438] has challenged Sexxyman [744/1032] in combat and lost! 326 days, 06:19:36 is added to tabb's clock.

[2020/05/30 12:20:15] mattinx, systemerror and HellSpawn [1066/4223] have team battled choirboy, Jonathan and Sexxyman [2656/3851] at [45,27] and lost! 9 days, 09:25:16 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 12:43:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sexxyman 58255287 days, 10:09:13 toward level 274.

[2020/05/30 13:22:35] choirboy, Jonathan and jspiros [2683/4143] have team battled mattinx, Sexxyman and systemerror [2576/3834] at [220,316] and won! 0 days, 06:34:02 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/30 14:07:01] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 14:11:14] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Sexxyman [512/1032] vs tabb [1211/1438] ... tabb advances!

[2020/05/30 14:14:15] Sexxyman, choirboy and jspiros [2855/3633] have team battled Jonathan, mattinx and systemerror [3426/4344] at [187,153] and lost! 272 days, 17:30:13 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 16:30:33] Sexxyman, mattinx and choirboy [813/3432] have team battled ibutsu, Jonathan and systemerror [4159/4432] at [8,40] and lost! 10 days, 02:48:39 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 17:56:55] Sexxyman screwed over Verizon Wireless! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9684259 days, 15:54:12 towards level 274.

[2020/05/30 17:58:21] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 18:02:33] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Sexxyman [506/1032] vs Mirc0p [84/978] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/30 18:13:07] Jonathan, tabb and dcraig [2019/4072] have team battled HellSpawn, Sexxyman and ibutsu [3466/3649] at [117,222] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:46 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 18:24:08] Sexxyman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sexxyman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/30 18:26:42] forestchav, Sexxyman, Jobe, systemerror, mattinx, choirboy, tabb, HellSpawn advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 18:30:44] Tournament round 2, fight 1: Sexxyman [359/1032] vs forestchav [494/1033] ... forestchav advances!

[2020/05/30 19:06:13] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 19:10:25] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Sexxyman [125/1032] vs choirboy [256/1277] ... choirboy advances!

[2020/05/30 19:19:17] Sexxyman, systemerror and HellSpawn [3667/4118] have team battled Jonathan, dcraig and forestchav [161/3668] at [64,189] and won! 9 days, 05:20:44 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/30 20:12:52] ibutsu, Jonathan and choirboy [129/4030] have team battled Sexxyman, systemerror and HellSpawn [3987/4118] at [47,212] and lost! 0 days, 05:08:10 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 20:22:07] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 20:42:24] Tournament round 1, fight 6: jspiros [1057/1192] vs Sexxyman [311/1032] ... jspiros advances!

[2020/05/30 22:16:09] jspiros, Bisqwit and blaat [3328/3638] have team battled dcraig, Sexxyman and Hemingray [1519/3231] at [407,260] and won! 0 days, 02:44:29 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/30 22:42:41] blaat, Sexxyman and dcraig [1385/3257] have team battled Hemingray, jspiros and Bisqwit [1295/3612] at [499,221] and won! 0 days, 02:06:16 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/31 00:13:38] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 00:15:53] Hemingray [51/1107] has challenged Sexxyman [872/1032] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:44:59 is added to Hemingray's clock.

[2020/05/31 00:27:52] HellSpawn, Mirc0p and forestchav [1266/3415] have team battled Sexxyman, Jobe and Jonathan [2222/3768] at [647,35] and lost! 1 day, 16:11:37 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 01:01:19] Hemingray, Sexxyman and HellSpawn [2347/3546] have team battled Mirc0p, Bisqwit and jspiros [1889/3470] at [567,76] and won! 0 days, 17:29:27 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/31 01:05:14] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 01:17:15] Sexxyman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6068802 days, 07:23:42 towards level 274.

[2020/05/31 01:40:41] Hemingray, ibutsu and blaat [2233/3452] have team battled Sexxyman, Bisqwit and jspiros [2198/3524] at [384,12] and won! 0 days, 01:24:23 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/31 02:02:50] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 02:19:06] Tournament round 1, fight 5: ibutsu [396/1212] vs Sexxyman [869/1032] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/31 02:31:11] tabb, forestchav, Bisqwit, blaat, Sexxyman, mattinx, dcraig, Jonathan advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 02:39:56] Bisqwit, Mirc0p and forestchav [920/3190] have team battled HellSpawn, Sexxyman and Hemingray [1993/3536] at [637,311] and lost! 1 day, 13:55:59 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 02:43:14] Tournament round 2, fight 3: Sexxyman [718/1032] vs forestchav [172/1029] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/31 02:47:15] tabb, Jonathan, Sexxyman, blaat advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 02:51:16] Tournament round 3, fight 1: blaat [840/1133] vs Sexxyman [173/1032] ... blaat advances!

[2020/05/31 04:58:20] Sexxyman fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Sexxyman's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/31 05:10:16] mattinx, Hemingray and ibutsu [3082/3432] have team battled blaat, Bisqwit and Sexxyman [1644/3347] at [413,203] and won! 0 days, 10:38:53 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/31 05:28:54] jspiros, ibutsu and Sexxyman [3408/3539] have team battled dcraig, Mirc0p and Bisqwit [2696/3250] at [629,22] and won! 2 days, 18:25:15 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/31 05:30:21] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 06:00:03] Sexxyman ate a PB&J sandwich! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16021637 days, 18:25:05 towards level 274.

[2020/05/31 06:24:39] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 06:24:50] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Sexxyman [602/1031] vs Jobe [215/1079] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/31 06:52:59] Sexxyman, Jonathan, Mirc0p, systemerror, HellSpawn, Bisqwit, Hemingray, tabb advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 06:57:01] Tournament round 2, fight 1: HellSpawn [678/1407] vs Sexxyman [808/1031] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/31 07:09:05] Sexxyman, Mirc0p, Bisqwit, Jonathan advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 07:17:07] Bisqwit, Sexxyman advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 07:17:07] Tournament round 3, fight 2: Sexxyman [594/1031] vs Jonathan [530/1403] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/31 07:21:08] Sexxyman has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 102407395 days, 12:57:24 is removed from their time toward level 274.

[2020/05/31 07:21:08] Tournament round 4, fight 1: Sexxyman [867/1031] vs Bisqwit [779/1076] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/31 07:30:08] ibutsu, blaat and Bisqwit [1419/3621] have team battled Jobe, forestchav and Sexxyman [3105/3246] at [558,266] and lost! 0 days, 19:28:52 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 09:18:12] mattinx, Hemingray and jspiros [782/3516] have team battled Jobe, Sexxyman and ibutsu [1153/3424] at [484,296] and lost! 0 days, 08:02:28 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 09:27:47] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 09:40:02] Tournament round 1, fight 4: mattinx [87/1021] vs Sexxyman [688/1031] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/31 09:56:07] systemerror, Bisqwit, Hemingray, Sexxyman, tabb, blaat, dcraig, choirboy advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 10:00:09] Tournament round 2, fight 1: blaat [401/1231] vs Sexxyman [635/1031] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/31 10:12:13] Sexxyman, tabb, dcraig, systemerror advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 10:16:14] Tournament round 3, fight 1: Sexxyman [205/1031] vs systemerror [146/1656] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/31 10:20:15] Sexxyman, tabb advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 10:24:16] Sexxyman has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13611109 days, 11:17:04 is removed from their time toward level 274.

[2020/05/31 10:24:16] Tournament round 4, fight 1: Sexxyman [567/1031] vs tabb [372/1434] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/31 11:09:27] mattinx, Hemingray and Mirc0p [1778/3198] have team battled blaat, jspiros and Sexxyman [50/3558] at [350,254] and won! 0 days, 04:29:55 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/31 11:15:54] Sexxyman [900/1031] has challenged mattinx [310/1123] in combat and won! 6669443 days, 14:56:52 is removed from Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/31 11:47:21] Sexxyman, jspiros and ibutsu [1891/3521] have team battled blaat, Jobe and forestchav [3172/3446] at [416,307] and lost! 0 days, 20:48:51 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 11:59:43] forestchav, Sexxyman and jspiros [267/3356] have team battled ibutsu, Jobe and blaat [2680/3611] at [576,210] and lost! 4936 days, 04:32:22 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 12:31:16] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 13:30:09] Sexxyman was attacked by an evil chipmunk. This terrible calamity has slowed them 277864 days, 02:39:49 from level 274.

[2020/05/31 13:33:34] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 14:02:46] Sexxyman got jiggy with it! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 433468 days, 00:16:57 towards level 274.

[2020/05/31 14:10:20] jspiros, ibutsu and blaat [474/3721] have team battled Sexxyman, mattinx and Mirc0p [1740/3132] at [347,230] and lost! 1 day, 02:04:48 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 14:17:21] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 15:04:20] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 15:16:35] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Sexxyman [29/1031] vs mattinx [748/1021] ... mattinx advances!

[2020/05/31 15:25:32] HellSpawn, tabb and Bisqwit [2661/4022] have team battled Mirc0p, ibutsu and Sexxyman [1123/3202] at [231,303] and won! 2 days, 16:07:12 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/31 15:45:06] Sexxyman, jspiros and Mirc0p [2799/3304] have team battled ibutsu, blaat and Jobe [3124/3609] at [389,165] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:31 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 16:06:14] jspiros, ibutsu and blaat [1259/3721] have team battled Jobe, Sexxyman and mattinx [3232/3338] at [363,165] and lost! 0 days, 08:01:23 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 16:20:03] Sexxyman discovered a field of marijuana! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 814919 days, 20:26:02 towards level 274.

[2020/05/31 17:13:35] ibutsu, Jobe and Sexxyman [2290/3409] have team battled Mirc0p, jspiros and HellSpawn [2437/3869] at [338,314] and lost! 0 days, 09:24:11 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 18:20:11] jspiros, blaat and mattinx [320/3646] have team battled systemerror, choirboy and Sexxyman [976/3904] at [88,301] and lost! 1 day, 04:54:41 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 18:41:49] Sexxyman, systemerror and Mirc0p [562/3769] have team battled Bisqwit, tabb and choirboy [428/3861] at [45,161] and won! 12 days, 04:38:26 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/31 18:50:51] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 19:07:08] Tournament round 1, fight 5: forestchav [184/1029] vs Sexxyman [398/1031] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/31 20:00:15] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 20:20:25] Jonathan, forestchav and Sexxyman [1578/3601] have team battled ibutsu, jspiros and dcraig [459/3590] at [608,270] and won! 0 days, 00:00:51 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/31 20:55:21] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 21:03:35] Tournament round 1, fight 3: blaat [407/1231] vs Sexxyman [42/1031] ... blaat advances!

[2020/05/31 21:15:54] Jonathan [53/1522] has challenged Sexxyman [52/1031] in combat and won! 41630 days, 22:54:18 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/06/01 00:01:55] Sexxyman watercooled the Super Megason! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 298803 days, 08:08:42 towards level 274.

[2020/06/01 00:29:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sexxyman 72269 days, 10:13:13 toward level 274.

[2020/06/01 00:37:20] Sexxyman fabricated a railgun out of a tube of caulk, a speaker, and some paper towels! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 280249 days, 16:47:50 towards level 274.

[2020/06/01 00:38:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 01:35:26] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 01:53:59] systemerror, Mirc0p and Jobe [2474/3905] have team battled tabb, choirboy and Sexxyman [1003/3712] at [113,42] and won! 12 days, 22:01:22 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 01:55:44] Tournament round 1, fight 6: Sexxyman [138/1031] vs dcraig [1035/1088] ... dcraig advances!

[2020/06/01 02:46:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 02:50:57] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Sexxyman [668/1031] vs systemerror [108/1577] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/06/01 03:05:51] Sexxyman watercooled the Super Megason! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 638969 days, 07:16:50 towards level 274.

[2020/06/01 03:39:58] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 03:44:11] Tournament round 1, fight 2: choirboy [1156/1247] vs Sexxyman [481/1031] ... choirboy advances!

[2020/06/01 03:47:52] Sexxyman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 468577 days, 11:40:09 towards level 274.

[2020/06/01 03:54:42] mattinx, tabb and Mirc0p [1718/3687] have team battled HellSpawn, jspiros and Sexxyman [331/3774] at [172,160] and won! 1 day, 09:16:08 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 04:32:57] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 04:53:14] Tournament round 1, fight 6: ibutsu [570/1194] vs Sexxyman [344/1031] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/06/01 05:56:42] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 06:08:58] Tournament round 1, fight 4: HellSpawn [413/1433] vs Sexxyman [245/1031] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/06/01 06:48:28] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 06:48:40] Tournament round 1, fight 1: dcraig [445/1088] vs Sexxyman [46/1031] ... dcraig advances!

[2020/06/01 07:47:17] Sexxyman pimped their sound card with some flux capacitors! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 295203 days, 19:18:44 towards level 274.

[2020/06/01 08:15:54] Sexxyman [167/1031] has challenged idlerpg [230/1578] in combat and lost! 392199 days, 08:07:27 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/06/01 08:43:54] Sexxyman, jspiros and Jonathan [1652/3858] have team battled ibutsu, choirboy and systemerror [3433/4015] at [21,169] and lost! 202 days, 03:49:13 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/01 09:13:12] Jonathan, ibutsu and choirboy [846/3958] have team battled Sexxyman, jspiros and mattinx [1712/3454] at [38,167] and lost! 0 days, 04:10:50 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/01 10:17:03] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 10:17:15] Tournament round 1, fight 1: tabb [1227/1433] vs Sexxyman [929/1031] ... tabb advances!

[2020/06/01 10:59:50] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 11:07:33] Jonathan, Sexxyman and choirboy [3397/3796] have team battled mattinx, jspiros and Jobe [1090/3607] at [45,153] and won! 392 days, 02:45:30 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 11:24:08] Tournament round 1, fight 7: choirboy [1417/1497] vs Sexxyman [832/1031] ... choirboy advances!

[2020/06/01 11:47:26] mattinx, jspiros and Sexxyman [2855/3454] have team battled choirboy, Mirc0p and Jobe [1429/3816] at [51,66] and won! 1 day, 03:18:52 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 12:06:59] The Southwest lost, and the TTL of Sexxyman is doubled (8628002 days, 22:31:36).

[2020/06/01 12:12:38] mattinx, jspiros and Jonathan [1494/3943] have team battled Bisqwit, Sexxyman and choirboy [3422/3701] at [57,304] and lost! 0 days, 21:46:03 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/01 12:20:14] Sexxyman installed compact fluorescent light bulbs throughout their house and saved a ton on their electric bill! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 776520 days, 06:19:39 towards level 274.

[2020/06/01 14:03:20] Jobe, Sexxyman and choirboy [667/3712] have team battled Jonathan, Bisqwit and HellSpawn [1972/4126] at [96,291] and lost! 170 days, 12:42:11 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/01 14:07:56] choirboy, Jonathan and Bisqwit [2412/4190] have team battled Jobe, HellSpawn and Sexxyman [2197/3648] at [61,316] and won! 204 days, 15:13:42 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 14:15:01] Sexxyman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 706648 days, 18:43:44 towards level 274.

[2020/06/01 14:28:38] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 15:12:20] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 15:25:16] Sexxyman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sexxyman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/06/01 15:34:54] Sexxyman has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 428700 days, 06:09:45 from level 274.

[2020/06/01 15:49:50] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 16:01:08] systemerror, tabb and Sexxyman [2183/3784] have team battled blaat, Bisqwit and dcraig [3065/3488] at [534,154] and lost! 0 days, 07:11:02 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/01 16:03:34] Sexxyman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 605896 days, 09:14:46 towards level 274.

[2020/06/01 16:14:08] Tournament round 1, fight 7: Sexxyman [907/1031] vs blaat [1101/1229] ... blaat advances!

[2020/06/01 16:44:47] Hemingray [481/1097] has challenged Sexxyman [964/1031] in combat and lost! 510047 days, 18:16:37 is added to Hemingray's clock.

[2020/06/01 17:15:54] Sexxyman [429/1031] has challenged dcraig [767/1086] in combat and lost! 2299376 days, 18:22:16 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/06/01 17:19:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sexxyman 580286 days, 00:44:49 toward level 274.

[2020/06/01 17:50:19] Sexxyman [595/1031] has come upon choirboy [781/1497] and been defeated in combat! 608082 days, 22:28:20 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/06/01 19:05:49] choirboy, blaat and Bisqwit [579/3899] have team battled systemerror, tabb and Sexxyman [2908/3784] at [553,275] and lost! 2 days, 20:05:01 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/01 19:21:54] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 20:04:09] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 20:15:04] systemerror, blaat and forestchav [2301/3583] have team battled choirboy, tabb and Sexxyman [3037/3956] at [527,18] and lost! 3 days, 05:23:40 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/01 20:28:28] Tournament round 1, fight 7: Sexxyman [260/1031] vs Jonathan [988/1382] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/01 20:59:32] tabb, choirboy and Sexxyman [785/3956] have team battled blaat, Hemingray and systemerror [2741/3642] at [637,138] and lost! 0 days, 03:09:43 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/01 21:28:48] systemerror, choirboy and tabb [3423/4250] have team battled Sexxyman, blaat and forestchav [1946/3289] at [633,116] and won! 0 days, 03:41:48 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 21:36:10] choirboy, tabb and Sexxyman [2626/3956] have team battled blaat, Jonathan and systemerror [3621/4074] at [568,4] and lost! 0 days, 02:55:58 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/01 22:53:46] tabb, Sexxyman and choirboy [3328/3956] have team battled ibutsu, blaat and Jonathan [2416/3938] at [494,322] and won! 0 days, 03:15:39 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 23:16:25] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 23:32:41] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Sexxyman [559/1031] vs Jobe [63/1077] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/06/01 23:44:46] choirboy, HellSpawn, systemerror, Hemingray, Sexxyman, Jonathan, blaat, Bisqwit advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 00:11:23] blaat, forestchav and tabb [606/3686] have team battled Jonathan, systemerror and Sexxyman [731/3862] at [597,3] and lost! 0 days, 02:20:59 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 00:28:11] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 00:28:23] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Sexxyman [119/1031] vs Jobe [219/1077] ... Jobe advances!

[2020/06/02 00:48:00] Sexxyman, choirboy and Bisqwit [812/3695] have team battled blaat, forestchav and Jonathan [3755/3778] at [522,281] and lost! 76 days, 05:52:28 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 00:59:15] Sexxyman, forestchav and systemerror [2137/3371] have team battled choirboy, tabb and blaat [1151/4154] at [616,144] and won! 6 days, 10:31:57 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 01:03:11] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 01:53:32] forestchav, tabb and choirboy [455/3954] have team battled Sexxyman, systemerror and Jonathan [594/3862] at [640,184] and lost! 0 days, 02:48:42 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 02:00:53] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 02:08:24] choirboy, Bisqwit and blaat [953/3893] have team battled systemerror, tabb and Sexxyman [2841/3770] at [470,277] and lost! 2 days, 19:32:52 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 02:13:08] Tournament round 1, fight 4: jspiros [864/1187] vs Sexxyman [890/1031] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/06/02 02:33:22] Sexxyman fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Sexxyman's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/06/02 02:37:23] tabb, choirboy and Bisqwit [1199/4092] have team battled systemerror, Sexxyman and blaat [1605/3571] at [431,287] and lost! 0 days, 18:45:10 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 02:38:31] jspiros, systemerror, Bisqwit, and Sexxyman have been chosen by the gods to swim the Atlantic from New York to London and adopt a pet shark. Participants must first reach [198,86], then [322,68]. See http://www.afternet.org/idle/quest.php to monitor their journey's progress.

[2020/06/02 02:51:00] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 03:54:26] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 04:14:45] Tournament round 1, fight 6: Jonathan [790/1382] vs Sexxyman [205/1031] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/02 04:17:22] systemerror, Sexxyman and blaat [646/3571] have team battled choirboy, Jonathan and Bisqwit [2906/4184] at [455,213] and lost! 1 day, 21:55:18 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 04:26:30] blaat, choirboy and Jonathan [257/4246] have team battled Bisqwit, systemerror and Sexxyman [2132/3509] at [394,305] and lost! 2 days, 07:04:32 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 04:32:01] Sexxyman saw nerdie's boobs! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1022455 days, 21:01:32 towards level 274.

[2020/06/02 04:45:21] tabb, Jonathan and choirboy [61/4445] have team battled blaat, systemerror and Sexxyman [2661/3571] at [640,222] and lost! 0 days, 22:04:37 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 05:46:26] Sexxyman got an OC-192 connection! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 992711 days, 16:46:27 towards level 274.

[2020/06/02 06:11:49] Mirc0p, blaat and choirboy [1846/3859] have team battled Jonathan, Sexxyman and tabb [3939/3964] at [610,231] and lost! 2 days, 17:44:23 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 06:39:58] Sexxyman spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Sexxyman's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/06/02 06:41:55] Sexxyman, blaat and Mirc0p [468/3388] have team battled Hemingray, systemerror and tabb [2645/3827] at [520,14] and lost! 3 days, 03:38:07 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 07:49:35] Mirc0p, systemerror and Sexxyman [1491/3470] have team battled mattinx, tabb and blaat [2420/3773] at [464,42] and lost! 2 days, 19:53:14 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 07:49:46] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 08:08:18] choirboy, blaat and Mirc0p [16/3858] have team battled systemerror, Sexxyman and tabb [349/3766] at [501,10] and lost! 3 days, 18:28:28 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 08:15:47] dcraig, mattinx and Hemingray [462/3288] have team battled systemerror, Sexxyman and tabb [10/3766] at [374,159] and won! 0 days, 01:06:59 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 08:16:35] systemerror, Jonathan and forestchav [36/3845] have team battled Bisqwit, HellSpawn and Sexxyman [3034/3599] at [336,240] and lost! 3 days, 22:23:42 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 08:42:29] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 08:43:56] systemerror, choirboy and blaat [127/4037] have team battled Jonathan, Mirc0p and Sexxyman [342/3664] at [629,53] and lost! 4 days, 12:27:02 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 09:08:18] Sexxyman, dcraig and blaat [1820/3340] have team battled choirboy, Mirc0p and systemerror [3362/3940] at [475,87] and lost! 5 days, 10:03:34 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 09:33:11] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 09:57:13] Sexxyman, systemerror and choirboy [2442/3835] have team battled blaat, Mirc0p and mattinx [1417/3474] at [470,101] and won! 6 days, 17:34:40 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 10:04:22] Sexxyman has just been taught the force by Grand Master Ravill! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 291195 days, 14:40:07 towards level 274.

[2020/06/02 10:20:04] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 10:24:17] Tournament round 1, fight 2: blaat [566/1229] vs Sexxyman [621/1027] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/06/02 10:51:40] Sexxyman, Hemingray and jspiros [870/3408] have team battled Bisqwit, systemerror and dcraig [422/3562] at [170,3] and won! 32 days, 05:11:15 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 11:04:49] jspiros, systemerror and dcraig [2117/3674] have team battled Sexxyman, Hemingray and Bisqwit [1653/3282] at [248,19] and won! 5 days, 09:02:13 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 11:40:25] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 11:56:41] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Jobe [327/1077] vs Sexxyman [385/1027] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/06/02 11:57:23] systemerror, Hemingray and Jobe [1286/3583] have team battled jspiros, Bisqwit and Sexxyman [1775/3473] at [49,115] and lost! 4 days, 07:03:15 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 12:04:39] Sexxyman, dcraig and Hemingray [240/3199] have team battled Jobe, jspiros and Bisqwit [1447/3630] at [21,132] and lost! 7 days, 05:23:39 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 12:08:45] Hemingray, HellSpawn, systemerror, ibutsu, Sexxyman, jspiros, dcraig, Jonathan advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 12:24:49] ibutsu, HellSpawn, Jonathan, Sexxyman advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 12:24:49] Tournament round 2, fight 4: Hemingray [806/1088] vs Sexxyman [826/1027] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/06/02 12:27:42] Sexxyman watercooled the Super Megason! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 419320 days, 04:11:30 towards level 274.

[2020/06/02 12:32:51] HellSpawn, Sexxyman advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 12:32:51] Tournament round 3, fight 2: Sexxyman [946/1027] vs ibutsu [553/1189] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/06/02 12:36:53] Tournament round 4, fight 1: Sexxyman [49/1027] vs HellSpawn [124/1428] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/06/02 13:17:55] jspiros, Bisqwit and Hemingray [3229/3534] have team battled dcraig, systemerror and Sexxyman [2235/3422] at [87,73] and won! 24 days, 16:15:18 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 13:23:01] blaat, mattinx and systemerror [2710/3653] have team battled Sexxyman, HellSpawn and tabb [2230/3882] at [397,66] and won! 4 days, 12:53:26 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 13:27:36] forestchav, Sexxyman and systemerror [2459/3367] have team battled mattinx, HellSpawn and blaat [989/3770] at [413,111] and won! 4 days, 05:35:10 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 15:17:34] systemerror, Bisqwit and jspiros [2626/3757] have team battled Sexxyman, mattinx and HellSpawn [2660/3568] at [311,55] and lost! 3 days, 15:18:24 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 15:20:57] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 15:30:49] dcraig, Mirc0p and Jobe [1004/3400] have team battled Sexxyman, jspiros and Hemingray [1257/3394] at [28,186] and lost! 9 days, 03:37:35 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 15:37:13] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Sexxyman [952/1027] vs ibutsu [901/1189] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/06/02 15:40:31] Sexxyman bought a 32-inch LCD screen! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 525547 days, 14:28:11 towards level 274.

[2020/06/02 16:12:25] Jobe, Sexxyman and jspiros [1852/3490] have team battled Hemingray, Mirc0p and dcraig [454/3304] at [17,119] and won! 19 days, 06:15:25 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 16:18:28] dcraig, Mirc0p and Hemingray [1417/3304] have team battled jspiros, Bisqwit and Sexxyman [2862/3473] at [182,181] and lost! 10 days, 23:23:34 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 16:36:08] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 16:45:11] Sexxyman, dcraig and Mirc0p [2436/3243] have team battled Hemingray, jspiros and Bisqwit [1095/3534] at [234,247] and won! 13 days, 03:58:56 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 16:52:57] Bisqwit, Sexxyman and jspiros [2713/3473] have team battled Jobe, Hemingray and tabb [2628/3699] at [52,7] and won! 15 days, 09:40:14 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 17:22:18] jspiros, tabb and HellSpawn [4042/4134] have team battled systemerror, Bisqwit and Sexxyman [2903/3505] at [271,29] and won! 0 days, 08:14:17 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 17:31:20] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 17:41:33] Sexxyman, jspiros and Bisqwit [1839/3473] have team battled systemerror, HellSpawn and Jobe [2552/3923] at [271,93] and lost! 12 days, 05:55:36 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 18:10:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sexxyman 177232 days, 14:38:51 toward level 274.

[2020/06/02 18:20:33] Hemingray, HellSpawn and Jobe [2290/3674] have team battled Sexxyman, dcraig and Mirc0p [999/3243] at [169,145] and won! 6 days, 10:33:41 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 18:23:57] Jobe, Sexxyman and Bisqwit [2499/3378] have team battled jspiros, tabb and dcraig [3209/3790] at [287,229] and lost! 1516 days, 06:27:55 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 18:27:46] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 18:51:14] Sexxyman reduced their herpes outbreaks with Valtrex! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 293402 days, 06:27:10 towards level 274.

[2020/06/02 19:25:57] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 19:54:21] jspiros, systemerror, Bisqwit, and Sexxyman have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.

[2020/06/02 19:58:16] jspiros [1040/1279] has come upon Sexxyman [961/1027] and taken them in combat! 67 days, 23:55:50 is removed from jspiros's clock.

[2020/06/02 20:18:31] jspiros, HellSpawn and Mirc0p [1328/3812] have team battled Hemingray, Sexxyman and Bisqwit [2552/3282] at [259,195] and lost! 4 days, 09:55:28 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 20:40:18] Sexxyman fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Sexxyman's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/06/02 20:44:59] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 20:45:11] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Sexxyman [418/1027] vs choirboy [507/1497] ... choirboy advances!

[2020/06/02 21:25:35] jspiros, Bisqwit and HellSpawn [650/3847] have team battled choirboy, Sexxyman and mattinx [2438/3637] at [355,84] and lost! 5 days, 06:53:09 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 21:31:21] Sexxyman [964/1027] has come upon mattinx [260/1113] and taken them in combat! 2048681 days, 07:02:21 is removed from Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/06/02 21:31:43] Sexxyman [820/1027] has come upon mattinx [778/1113] and taken them in combat! 1044827 days, 11:01:37 is removed from Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/06/02 21:31:51] Sexxyman [808/1027] has come upon mattinx [749/1113] and taken them in combat! 532862 days, 00:06:10 is removed from Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/06/02 21:32:09] Sexxyman [705/1027] has come upon mattinx [987/1113] and been defeated in combat! 155291 days, 05:06:10 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/06/02 21:56:24] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 22:29:02] Jobe, HellSpawn and Bisqwit [2978/3752] have team battled Sexxyman, jspiros and Hemingray [3175/3394] at [317,60] and lost! 5 days, 21:24:28 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 22:40:52] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 23:01:10] Tournament round 1, fight 6: blaat [358/1233] vs Sexxyman [732/1027] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/06/02 23:03:45] choirboy, forestchav and Sexxyman [17/3553] have team battled jspiros, blaat and mattinx [1915/3625] at [525,180] and lost! 28 days, 18:17:02 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 23:09:12] tabb, mattinx, Jobe, Mirc0p, jspiros, Sexxyman, Jonathan, systemerror advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 23:17:16] Tournament round 2, fight 2: Sexxyman [359/1027] vs Jobe [44/1077] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/06/02 23:25:18] jspiros, Sexxyman, tabb, systemerror advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 23:28:04] Bisqwit, Hemingray and Mirc0p [409/3381] have team battled Sexxyman, ibutsu and tabb [110/3640] at [139,69] and won! 290 days, 18:45:19 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 23:33:21] Tournament round 3, fight 2: Sexxyman [720/1027] vs tabb [830/1427] ... tabb advances!

[2020/06/02 23:35:26] You found a level 30 helm! Your current helm is only level 20, so it seems Luck is with you! (Sexxyman)

[2020/06/03 00:51:47] choirboy, mattinx and systemerror [3085/3918] have team battled forestchav, jspiros and Sexxyman [978/3345] at [508,281] and won! 0 days, 11:27:56 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 02:09:21] Jonathan, Hemingray and Mirc0p [2972/3724] have team battled Jobe, Sexxyman and Bisqwit [255/3382] at [140,39] and won! 229 days, 09:15:48 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 02:12:07] Sexxyman fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Sexxyman's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/06/03 02:12:33] Sexxyman fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Sexxyman's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/06/03 02:18:12] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 02:57:30] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 02:57:42] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Hemingray [25/1087] vs Sexxyman [686/1037] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/06/03 03:34:11] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 03:51:45] choirboy, HellSpawn and ibutsu [3349/4078] have team battled tabb, Jobe and Sexxyman [1919/3645] at [13,207] and won! 0 days, 03:29:56 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 04:22:18] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 04:46:50] Mirc0p, systemerror and choirboy [1631/3937] have team battled Sexxyman, mattinx and Hemingray [278/3232] at [184,7] and won! 0 days, 06:26:35 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 04:50:37] Tournament round 1, fight 8: HellSpawn [556/1401] vs Sexxyman [350/1037] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/06/03 06:35:56] Jobe, Sexxyman and ibutsu [3016/3401] have team battled HellSpawn, systemerror and choirboy [2274/4206] at [10,275] and won! 0 days, 01:43:20 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 06:46:51] systemerror, choirboy and HellSpawn [1223/4206] have team battled Jobe, Sexxyman and ibutsu [3059/3401] at [81,136] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:25 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 07:26:40] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 07:56:55] Sexxyman invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 78092 days, 09:41:17 towards level 274.

[2020/06/03 08:11:18] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 09:01:03] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 09:15:53] tabb [568/1424] has challenged Sexxyman [528/1037] in combat and won! 37260 days, 00:05:05 is removed from tabb's clock.

[2020/06/03 09:52:11] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 10:04:26] Tournament round 1, fight 4: mattinx [449/1008] vs Sexxyman [433/1037] ... mattinx advances!

[2020/06/03 10:31:36] ibutsu, forestchav and Sexxyman [766/3235] have team battled choirboy, HellSpawn and Jobe [2883/4082] at [66,209] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:14 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 10:32:44] ibutsu, Sexxyman and choirboy [3319/3707] have team battled forestchav, HellSpawn and Jobe [3573/3610] at [101,308] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:27 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 10:57:35] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 11:13:51] Tournament round 1, fight 5: choirboy [966/1497] vs Sexxyman [712/1037] ... choirboy advances!

[2020/06/03 12:41:00] Sexxyman, choirboy and ibutsu [1641/3707] have team battled tabb, HellSpawn and Jobe [1537/4009] at [112,178] and won! 0 days, 00:13:18 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 15:56:08] Sexxyman switched to mIRC! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 44230 days, 00:36:10 towards level 274.

[2020/06/03 16:10:40] systemerror, dcraig, blaat, and Sexxyman have been chosen by the gods to leave the United States behind for Canada and partake in herbal refreshment, oracle style. Participants must first reach [146,84], then [120,64]. See http://www.afternet.org/idle/quest.php to monitor their journey's progress.

[2020/06/03 16:57:53] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 17:06:08] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Sexxyman [359/1040] vs tabb [123/1424] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/06/03 17:42:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 18:24:07] systemerror, blaat and choirboy [134/4093] have team battled HellSpawn, ibutsu and Sexxyman [3526/3614] at [75,272] and lost! 0 days, 08:53:18 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 18:43:34] blaat, ibutsu and Sexxyman [927/3446] have team battled Jobe, dcraig and systemerror [417/3579] at [193,122] and won! 0 days, 10:36:04 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 19:03:40] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 19:24:37] Sexxyman was eaten by Hemingray and had a giant orgy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 70515 days, 05:26:36 towards level 274.

[2020/06/03 19:33:33] Jobe, Sexxyman and Hemingray [2975/3296] have team battled Mirc0p, dcraig and systemerror [1612/3528] at [247,10] and won! 4108 days, 00:46:24 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 19:59:45] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 20:28:05] Hemingray, choirboy, Jonathan, dcraig, systemerror, HellSpawn, jspiros, Sexxyman advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 20:28:05] Tournament round 1, fight 8: ibutsu [164/1173] vs Sexxyman [891/1040] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/06/03 20:39:04] Sexxyman, ibutsu and Hemingray [773/3288] have team battled HellSpawn, dcraig and systemerror [1338/3775] at [21,36] and lost! 1 day, 16:20:19 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 21:10:58] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 21:50:49] Sexxyman, systemerror and Hemingray [1014/3446] have team battled blaat, choirboy and HellSpawn [2538/4134] at [24,309] and lost! 3286 days, 17:49:44 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 22:01:58] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 23:02:58] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 23:19:13] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Sexxyman [559/1040] vs HellSpawn [616/1372] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/06/03 23:54:09] Sexxyman was whispered to by a webbie! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20651 days, 16:11:34 towards level 274.

[2020/06/04 00:54:43] Sexxyman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sexxyman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/06/04 01:01:07] systemerror, dcraig, blaat, and Sexxyman have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.

[2020/06/04 01:54:58] blaat [909/1218] has come upon Sexxyman [217/1040] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:34:59 is removed from blaat's clock.

[2020/06/04 02:06:06] Jobe, mattinx and jspiros [3168/3527] have team battled Mirc0p, dcraig and Sexxyman [2590/3237] at [295,83] and won! 0 days, 08:43:15 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/04 02:39:54] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/04 03:42:24] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/04 03:50:37] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Sexxyman [762/1040] vs Mirc0p [297/1130] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/06/04 04:10:45] dcraig, ibutsu, Sexxyman, HellSpawn, forestchav, choirboy, tabb, Hemingray advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/04 04:18:38] Sexxyman, Jonathan and systemerror [2899/3858] have team battled dcraig, choirboy and HellSpawn [2782/3968] at [34,99] and won! 100 days, 22:30:19 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/04 04:26:50] tabb, choirboy, HellSpawn, Sexxyman advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/04 04:26:50] Tournament round 2, fight 4: forestchav [943/1023] vs Sexxyman [1007/1040] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/06/04 04:30:51] Tournament round 3, fight 1: HellSpawn [1172/1372] vs Sexxyman [286/1040] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/06/04 04:34:16] Sexxyman fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Sexxyman's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/06/04 05:52:17] ibutsu, Sexxyman and Hemingray [372/3288] have team battled blaat, choirboy and HellSpawn [2487/4119] at [241,318] and lost! 1 day, 15:27:30 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/04 06:46:18] Sexxyman burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Sexxyman's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/06/04 07:06:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/04 07:48:53] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/04 07:53:06] Tournament round 1, fight 2: blaat [499/1218] vs Sexxyman [123/1035] ... blaat advances!

[2020/06/04 08:14:15] Sexxyman discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 37163 days, 01:14:12 towards level 274.

[2020/06/04 08:59:50] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/04 09:00:02] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Sexxyman [476/1035] vs jspiros [123/1121] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/06/04 09:05:17] systemerror, Sexxyman and tabb [1097/3772] have team battled choirboy, Jonathan and dcraig [403/4100] at [3,276] and won! 1708 days, 11:10:19 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/04 09:13:14] dcraig, Sexxyman and tabb [43/3526] have team battled blaat, Jonathan and choirboy [3922/4251] at [23,121] and lost! 1 day, 20:15:26 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/04 09:28:11] Sexxyman, dcraig, systemerror, choirboy, Jobe, blaat, mattinx, forestchav advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/04 10:23:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/04 11:23:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.