Player Info: Jonathan

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[2020/05/20 15:45:55] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 16:06:13] Tournament round 1, fight 6: blaat [356/1079] vs Jonathan [28/1229] ... blaat advances!

[2020/05/20 16:24:39] Sexxyman, dcraig and Mirc0p [757/3140] have team battled Jonathan, forestchav and Bisqwit [667/3604] at [601,175] and won! 73 days, 22:05:45 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 16:48:32] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 16:52:45] Tournament round 1, fight 2: choirboy [435/1244] vs Jonathan [815/1229] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/20 17:16:54] Bisqwit, Jonathan, mattinx, Sexxyman, tabb, forestchav, ibutsu, HellSpawn advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 17:32:59] Tournament round 2, fight 4: Jonathan [190/1229] vs Bisqwit [1001/1124] ... Bisqwit advances!

[2020/05/20 18:02:20] tabb, Jonathan and Sexxyman [1238/3566] have team battled forestchav, Hemingray and jspiros [361/3308] at [390,30] and won! 7 days, 15:25:27 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 19:15:23] forestchav, dcraig and ibutsu [1689/3362] have team battled tabb, Jonathan and Sexxyman [433/3566] at [561,157] and won! 0 days, 09:12:38 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 19:25:16] Jonathan, Sexxyman and systemerror [536/3856] have team battled dcraig, ibutsu and forestchav [505/3362] at [632,228] and won! 71 days, 00:32:43 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 19:54:29] Jonathan, Sexxyman and dcraig [1992/3492] have team battled ibutsu, Bisqwit and tabb [1885/3655] at [408,55] and won! 53 days, 23:21:34 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 20:04:16] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 20:08:29] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Jonathan [1177/1229] vs Sexxyman [80/1090] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/20 20:32:37] choirboy, Jonathan, Jobe, tabb, Mirc0p, systemerror, ibutsu, jspiros advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 20:44:42] Tournament round 2, fight 3: jspiros [968/1040] vs Jonathan [260/1229] ... jspiros advances!

[2020/05/20 21:38:31] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 22:12:45] forestchav, Jonathan and Jobe [1255/3546] have team battled Hemingray, dcraig and blaat [708/3258] at [397,216] and won! 8 days, 18:31:38 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 22:33:13] Jobe, Jonathan and tabb [2215/3655] have team battled forestchav, ibutsu and Sexxyman [551/3400] at [628,308] and won! 7 days, 06:04:09 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/20 22:35:24] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/20 23:01:45] Jonathan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 64 days, 23:08:09 towards level 138.

[2020/05/20 23:03:44] Tournament round 1, fight 8: Jonathan [294/1229] vs Hemingray [568/1128] ... Hemingray advances!

[2020/05/20 23:09:49] Sexxyman [251/1090] has come upon Jonathan [989/1351] and been defeated in combat! 38 days, 19:29:20 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/20 23:12:57] Jonathan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 74 days, 01:24:13 towards level 138.

[2020/05/20 23:39:23] ibutsu, blaat and Hemingray [1701/3501] have team battled dcraig, Jonathan and forestchav [3361/3418] at [448,286] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:12 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/20 23:43:19] mattinx, Bisqwit and ibutsu [3638/3643] have team battled Jonathan, Sexxyman and tabb [722/3566] at [577,48] and won! 0 days, 00:22:16 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 00:16:55] Jobe, Sexxyman and Jonathan [3333/3618] have team battled forestchav, Hemingray and dcraig [685/3195] at [392,121] and won! 48 days, 14:35:19 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 01:34:57] Jobe, dcraig and Jonathan [2109/3575] have team battled Hemingray, jspiros and choirboy [2289/3515] at [275,198] and lost! 222 days, 07:24:26 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 02:07:08] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 02:18:56] Jonathan, Bisqwit and mattinx [1424/3729] have team battled Sexxyman, Mirc0p and forestchav [419/3104] at [641,177] and won! 2 days, 08:45:21 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 02:35:28] Tournament round 1, fight 8: Jonathan [48/1229] vs HellSpawn [977/1312] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/05/21 02:40:56] Jobe, blaat and HellSpawn [2076/3564] have team battled ibutsu, Jonathan and dcraig [2149/3696] at [377,72] and lost! 0 days, 10:36:16 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 03:09:44] Jonathan screwed over Verizon Wireless! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 53 days, 06:09:51 towards level 138.

[2020/05/21 03:20:06] Jonathan, Sexxyman and mattinx [3033/3583] have team battled Hemingray, forestchav and ibutsu [1258/3440] at [593,227] and won! 16 days, 21:56:04 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 05:17:16] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 05:22:45] Jonathan, Hemingray and forestchav [1187/3497] have team battled Bisqwit, mattinx and ibutsu [3092/3671] at [560,231] and lost! 4 days, 23:59:45 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 05:33:32] Tournament round 1, fight 5: dcraig [673/1051] vs Jonathan [19/1229] ... dcraig advances!

[2020/05/21 07:04:04] jspiros, systemerror and Jonathan [2716/3903] have team battled choirboy, Sexxyman and Jobe [108/3495] at [53,13] and won! 7 days, 04:08:13 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 08:38:20] Mirc0p, Jonathan and systemerror [3238/3756] have team battled choirboy, jspiros and Jobe [1877/3559] at [122,128] and won! 226 days, 21:33:26 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 08:57:27] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 09:13:43] Tournament round 1, fight 5: systemerror [1260/1408] vs Jonathan [1046/1229] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/21 09:16:37] Jonathan bounced a check. This terrible calamity has slowed them 103 days, 04:37:10 from level 138.

[2020/05/21 09:19:16] jspiros, Jobe and Mirc0p [2867/3314] have team battled systemerror, Sexxyman and Jonathan [2643/3841] at [63,226] and won! 5 days, 17:16:33 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 09:23:09] Jonathan discovered an iPod Nano in their couch! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 102 days, 03:50:37 towards level 138.

[2020/05/21 09:59:55] tabb, Jonathan and jspiros [1325/3620] have team battled Jobe, systemerror and Mirc0p [251/3578] at [115,295] and won! 4 days, 13:41:07 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 10:24:52] ibutsu, Jobe and Jonathan [2282/3805] have team battled tabb, choirboy and jspiros [3258/3511] at [211,75] and lost! 0 days, 03:26:04 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 11:14:17] tabb, jspiros and systemerror [33/3677] have team battled Mirc0p, Jonathan and Jobe [2805/3518] at [127,260] and lost! 3 days, 06:44:20 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 12:12:50] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 12:23:46] systemerror, tabb and jspiros [2639/3677] have team battled Mirc0p, Jobe and Jonathan [730/3515] at [182,267] and won! 4 days, 17:06:22 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 12:25:05] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Mirc0p [849/997] vs Jonathan [599/1229] ... Mirc0p advances!

[2020/05/21 12:40:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Jonathan with fire, slowing the heathen 57 days, 03:28:32 from level 138.

[2020/05/21 13:08:22] The Northwest won, and the TTL of Jonathan is halved (542 days, 18:10:02).

[2020/05/21 13:15:54] Jonathan [891/1351] has challenged HellSpawn [934/1284] in combat and lost! 86 days, 20:09:59 is added to Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/21 13:22:58] Mirc0p, choirboy and Jobe [832/3406] have team battled Jonathan, tabb and systemerror [1457/3884] at [38,222] and lost! 39 days, 07:44:05 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 13:23:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jonathan 337 days, 00:55:36 toward level 138.

[2020/05/21 13:52:16] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 13:54:12] Mirc0p, systemerror and mattinx [2604/3542] have team battled Jonathan, ibutsu and dcraig [3335/3685] at [305,165] and lost! 326 days, 02:00:04 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 14:19:33] Jobe, tabb and Sexxyman [2749/3374] have team battled choirboy, jspiros and Jonathan [2891/3737] at [57,73] and lost! 1 day, 04:13:37 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 14:35:05] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 14:46:20] Jonathan, Mirc0p and tabb [357/3472] have team battled Sexxyman, jspiros and Jobe [1843/3393] at [26,191] and lost! 9 days, 08:42:56 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 14:58:37] Sexxyman, jspiros and Jonathan [1835/3577] have team battled Jobe, Mirc0p and tabb [641/3289] at [51,208] and won! 1 day, 09:44:32 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 15:23:31] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 16:11:03] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 16:19:16] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Jonathan [843/1229] vs Mirc0p [33/997] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/21 17:15:07] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 17:23:38] mattinx, Jonathan and Sexxyman [2488/3569] have team battled jspiros, dcraig and ibutsu [955/3529] at [193,104] and won! 1 day, 02:36:21 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 17:27:22] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Jonathan [420/1229] vs ibutsu [1249/1284] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/05/21 18:12:28] Jonathan was the reason they renewed Desperate Housewives! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 23 days, 22:27:23 towards level 138.

[2020/05/21 18:19:28] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 19:03:31] Jonathan discovered an iPod Nano in their couch! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 30 days, 06:35:37 towards level 138.

[2020/05/21 19:09:33] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 19:09:45] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Jonathan [797/1229] vs forestchav [439/1020] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/21 20:08:53] mattinx, ibutsu and Mirc0p [701/3417] have team battled systemerror, choirboy and Jonathan [1613/4000] at [149,288] and lost! 2 days, 14:52:06 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 20:13:25] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 20:13:37] Tournament round 1, fight 1: HellSpawn [1076/1265] vs Jonathan [1027/1229] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/05/21 20:38:43] Jonathan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Jonathan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/21 20:42:36] Jonathan fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Jonathan's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/21 21:12:50] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 21:25:46] jspiros, choirboy and mattinx [2308/3522] have team battled Mirc0p, ibutsu and Jonathan [3008/3628] at [161,128] and lost! 1 day, 07:58:07 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 21:31:08] Mirc0p, mattinx and ibutsu [31/3417] have team battled Jonathan, jspiros and choirboy [2931/3733] at [235,112] and lost! 3 days, 03:10:04 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 21:37:06] Jonathan, jspiros and mattinx [2018/3627] have team battled Mirc0p, ibutsu and Jobe [1334/3449] at [66,175] and won! 1 day, 14:19:28 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 21:40:49] Jonathan [1031/1347] has come upon jspiros [1102/1144] and been defeated in combat! 68 days, 02:36:01 is added to Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/21 21:40:51] jspiros [241/1144] has come upon Jonathan [430/1347] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:06:53 is added to jspiros's clock.

[2020/05/21 21:51:27] systemerror, choirboy and Jonathan [754/3996] have team battled ibutsu, mattinx and Mirc0p [789/3417] at [234,285] and lost! 62 days, 06:27:23 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 22:24:08] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/21 22:32:22] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Hemingray [168/1126] vs Jonathan [162/1225] ... Hemingray advances!

[2020/05/21 22:39:45] Mirc0p, systemerror and Hemingray [2038/3530] have team battled Jonathan, mattinx and ibutsu [2514/3767] at [243,304] and lost! 2 days, 12:15:28 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 23:15:54] Jonathan [755/1347] has challenged mattinx [179/1136] in combat and won! 183 days, 01:00:44 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/21 23:31:49] mattinx, dcraig and choirboy [2948/3479] have team battled Jonathan, ibutsu and Mirc0p [1077/3628] at [120,216] and won! 635 days, 23:36:35 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/21 23:36:02] mattinx, Mirc0p and Jonathan [46/3480] have team battled ibutsu, systemerror and Hemingray [2179/3817] at [244,148] and lost! 38 days, 02:23:47 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/21 23:54:25] Jonathan, ibutsu and Mirc0p [3208/3626] have team battled mattinx, Hemingray and jspiros [1347/3406] at [42,248] and won! 3 days, 07:49:37 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 00:29:02] Hemingray, jspiros and Jonathan [1681/3617] have team battled ibutsu, Mirc0p and mattinx [3337/3415] at [18,183] and lost! 1 day, 11:54:34 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 01:17:59] Jonathan gave peace a chance! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 22 days, 16:04:34 towards level 138.

[2020/05/22 01:26:35] Jonathan was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 20 days, 09:39:15 from level 138.

[2020/05/22 01:54:26] Mirc0p, mattinx and Hemingray [2110/3257] have team battled jspiros, Jonathan and ibutsu [3609/3775] at [100,183] and lost! 2 days, 13:09:14 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 02:05:47] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 02:15:53] In the fierce battle, Bisqwit dropped their level 18 weapon! Jonathan picks it up, tossing their old level 0 weapon to Bisqwit.

[2020/05/22 02:15:53] Jonathan [822/1347] has challenged Bisqwit [690/1234] in combat and won! 112 days, 04:41:16 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/22 02:17:01] mattinx, Mirc0p and ibutsu [1200/3415] have team battled Jonathan, Sexxyman and Hemingray [3139/3575] at [290,81] and lost! 2 days, 02:38:16 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 02:17:27] jspiros, Jonathan and ibutsu [3137/3795] have team battled Mirc0p, Hemingray and mattinx [1915/3257] at [29,156] and won! 1 day, 15:17:45 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 02:22:04] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Jonathan [628/1243] vs blaat [767/1090] ... blaat advances!

[2020/05/22 02:43:50] Jonathan, Sexxyman and Mirc0p [22/3444] have team battled ibutsu, jspiros and choirboy [1284/3670] at [275,20] and lost! 0 days, 06:08:54 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 02:53:08] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 03:12:16] Jonathan fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Jonathan's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/22 03:15:54] choirboy [200/1242] has challenged Jonathan [300/1366] in combat and lost! 563 days, 10:00:27 is added to choirboy's clock.

[2020/05/22 03:54:44] Jonathan overclocked their hard disk! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 01:47:21 towards level 138.

[2020/05/22 04:02:18] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 04:15:54] tabb [148/1127] has challenged Jonathan [441/1366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:44:37 is added to tabb's clock.

[2020/05/22 04:30:23] Jonathan ate a PB&J sandwich! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 23:09:03 towards level 138.

[2020/05/22 04:32:10] Jonathan, ibutsu and mattinx [3086/3786] have team battled Mirc0p, jspiros and tabb [397/3263] at [114,54] and won! 2 days, 03:55:25 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 05:01:20] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 05:13:36] Tournament round 1, fight 4: dcraig [709/1101] vs Jonathan [437/1242] ... dcraig advances!

[2020/05/22 06:31:15] HellSpawn, tabb and Jonathan [598/3758] have team battled ibutsu, Mirc0p and jspiros [2435/3420] at [56,33] and lost! 0 days, 01:29:53 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 07:05:39] Jonathan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 14:55:40 towards level 138.

[2020/05/22 08:15:54] mattinx [922/1136] has challenged Jonathan [985/1366] in combat and lost! 240460 days, 02:16:30 is added to mattinx's clock.

[2020/05/22 08:54:40] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 08:54:52] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Jonathan [666/1242] vs choirboy [210/1260] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/22 09:23:01] Jonathan, forestchav, HellSpawn, mattinx, Mirc0p, systemerror, ibutsu, dcraig advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 09:31:03] Tournament round 2, fight 2: Jonathan [331/1242] vs systemerror [461/1407] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/22 10:15:54] Jonathan [708/1366] has challenged Bisqwit [1190/1213] in combat and lost! 21 days, 18:16:09 is added to Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/22 10:55:24] Jonathan modded their Civic to run on rice! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 22:25:22 towards level 138.

[2020/05/22 11:30:45] tabb, jspiros and mattinx [2904/3404] have team battled blaat, Jonathan and HellSpawn [3191/3721] at [203,318] and lost! 0 days, 00:51:12 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 11:59:05] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 12:01:09] mattinx, Jonathan and HellSpawn [2936/3767] have team battled jspiros, forestchav and blaat [980/3253] at [282,299] and won! 0 days, 02:54:35 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 12:25:50] Mirc0p, jspiros and HellSpawn [179/3401] have team battled Jonathan, ibutsu and tabb [876/3754] at [13,20] and lost! 0 days, 02:14:44 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 12:27:25] Tournament round 1, fight 8: HellSpawn [1134/1265] vs Jonathan [310/1242] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/05/22 12:37:10] tabb, HellSpawn and jspiros [2892/3533] have team battled mattinx, Jonathan and Mirc0p [1720/3497] at [11,90] and won! 0 days, 00:48:10 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 14:58:05] ibutsu, tabb and HellSpawn [2088/4035] have team battled jspiros, Jonathan and mattinx [2450/3643] at [16,141] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:16 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 15:32:12] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 16:23:10] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 17:13:51] jspiros, ibutsu and mattinx [2602/3666] have team battled Jonathan, HellSpawn and tabb [1203/4318] at [7,207] and won! 0 days, 09:30:18 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 17:20:55] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 18:07:27] Jonathan lost their virginity! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 10:50:20 towards level 138.

[2020/05/22 18:15:54] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 18:40:14] Tournament round 1, fight 7: Jonathan [947/1242] vs Bisqwit [303/1095] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/22 18:44:15] dcraig, Sexxyman, Mirc0p, tabb, choirboy, HellSpawn, Jonathan, Jobe advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 18:56:19] Tournament round 2, fight 3: Jonathan [63/1242] vs Jobe [440/1062] ... Jobe advances!

[2020/05/22 19:10:50] Jonathan discovered a secret underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:32:13 towards level 138.

[2020/05/22 19:21:05] tabb, HellSpawn and jspiros [2390/4219] have team battled Hemingray, ibutsu and Jonathan [2514/3749] at [193,181] and lost! 0 days, 06:09:59 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 20:02:35] Jonathan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Jonathan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/22 20:15:38] Jonathan got an Asian girlfriend! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:28:00 towards level 138.

[2020/05/22 20:57:17] jspiros, tabb and HellSpawn [130/4219] have team battled ibutsu, Hemingray and Jonathan [960/3749] at [205,84] and lost! 0 days, 07:04:45 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/22 21:45:47] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 21:48:01] HellSpawn, jspiros and tabb [1869/4219] have team battled Hemingray, Jonathan and mattinx [396/3624] at [189,258] and won! 0 days, 07:38:48 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/22 22:10:06] Tournament round 1, fight 7: Jonathan [328/1242] vs choirboy [420/1260] ... choirboy advances!

[2020/05/22 23:05:46] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/22 23:09:58] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Hemingray [104/1122] vs Jonathan [558/1242] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/22 23:38:49] Jonathan saw a voluptuous babe! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:28:42 towards level 138.

[2020/05/22 23:58:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 00:02:54] Jonathan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:23:49 towards level 138.

[2020/05/23 00:13:46] Jonathan ate a PB&J sandwich! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:39:18 towards level 138.

[2020/05/23 00:38:07] Sexxyman, systemerror and blaat [818/3565] have team battled Jonathan, mattinx and tabb [940/4000] at [308,306] and lost! 0 days, 05:55:27 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/23 01:18:20] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 01:26:33] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Jonathan [828/1242] vs Bisqwit [35/1092] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/23 01:46:39] Mirc0p, dcraig, Jonathan, Jobe, ibutsu, forestchav, HellSpawn, Hemingray advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 02:00:05] jspiros, systemerror and Jonathan [2346/4029] have team battled ibutsu, Hemingray and HellSpawn [1824/3837] at [200,234] and won! 0 days, 05:07:27 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 02:02:45] Tournament round 2, fight 4: Jobe [893/1060] vs Jonathan [273/1242] ... Jobe advances!

[2020/05/23 04:15:54] Sexxyman [434/1078] has challenged Jonathan [1255/1366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:09 is added to Sexxyman's clock.

[2020/05/23 04:45:53] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 05:23:34] The Northeast won, and the TTL of Jonathan is halved (26 days, 21:16:46).

[2020/05/23 05:51:25] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 06:43:31] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 06:51:45] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Mirc0p [221/995] vs Jonathan [833/1222] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/23 07:11:51] Sexxyman, blaat, Jonathan, systemerror, HellSpawn, jspiros, ibutsu, choirboy advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 07:23:55] Tournament round 2, fight 3: ibutsu [370/1258] vs Jonathan [204/1222] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/05/23 08:29:38] Sexxyman, systemerror and Jobe [3453/3636] have team battled blaat, Jonathan and dcraig [2311/3529] at [509,28] and won! 0 days, 01:05:50 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 10:05:04] systemerror, dcraig and Sexxyman [2810/3560] have team battled blaat, Jonathan and choirboy [3503/3692] at [587,93] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:35 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/23 10:09:36] blaat, Jonathan and choirboy [985/3692] have team battled systemerror, Sexxyman and dcraig [3453/3560] at [586,200] and lost! 0 days, 00:54:52 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/23 10:20:04] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 10:24:16] Tournament round 1, fight 2: mattinx [579/1031] vs Jonathan [194/1222] ... mattinx advances!

[2020/05/23 12:02:01] Jonathan, Jobe and jspiros [2889/3867] have team battled dcraig, systemerror and choirboy [1336/3769] at [533,262] and won! 1 day, 22:37:40 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 12:36:37] Jonathan, blaat and Jobe [3184/3592] have team battled dcraig, systemerror and choirboy [2340/3769] at [529,210] and won! 0 days, 00:43:14 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 12:42:40] choirboy, Jonathan and blaat [1156/3692] have team battled Jobe, dcraig and systemerror [1300/3669] at [564,131] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:23 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/23 13:15:54] blaat [420/1088] has challenged Jonathan [177/1324] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:48 is removed from blaat's clock.

[2020/05/23 13:52:17] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 13:56:29] Tournament round 1, fight 2: ibutsu [244/1256] vs Jonathan [182/1204] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/05/23 14:46:42] Jonathan sharpened the edge of their weapon! Jonathan's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.

[2020/05/23 15:07:46] Jonathan, ibutsu, Jobe, and Sexxyman have been chosen by the gods to leave the United States behind for Canada and partake in herbal refreshment, oracle style. Participants must first reach [146,84], then [120,64]. See http://www.afternet.org/idle/quest.php to monitor their journey's progress.

[2020/05/23 15:21:05] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 15:25:18] Tournament round 1, fight 2: dcraig [168/1097] vs Jonathan [47/1205] ... dcraig advances!

[2020/05/23 16:09:41] blaat, Jonathan and forestchav [3153/3433] have team battled Sexxyman, dcraig and mattinx [1812/3302] at [573,64] and won! 0 days, 13:17:11 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 16:11:48] Jobe, forestchav and dcraig [3257/3277] have team battled Jonathan, systemerror and blaat [2474/3825] at [606,163] and won! 0 days, 10:37:20 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/23 16:19:42] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 16:25:12] Jonathan watercooled their Snapple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:45:15 towards level 138.

[2020/05/23 17:06:27] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 17:14:40] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Sexxyman [987/1071] vs Jonathan [92/1205] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/23 17:27:53] blaat, forestchav and Sexxyman [1052/3175] have team battled Jonathan, dcraig and systemerror [3515/3834] at [578,84] and lost! 0 days, 07:39:56 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/23 17:57:58] Jonathan overclocked their hard disk! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:08:06 towards level 138.

[2020/05/23 18:11:25] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 18:11:37] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Mirc0p [574/994] vs Jonathan [795/1205] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/23 18:15:53] forestchav [878/1020] has challenged Jonathan [1167/1325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:35:13 is added to forestchav's clock.

[2020/05/23 18:39:46] Jonathan, forestchav, HellSpawn, ibutsu, Jobe, Bisqwit, blaat, tabb advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 18:55:51] Tournament round 2, fight 4: Jonathan [202/1205] vs forestchav [204/1020] ... forestchav advances!

[2020/05/23 19:15:53] Jonathan [323/1325] has challenged mattinx [746/1134] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:29:57 is added to Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/23 21:01:43] Jonathan saw nerdie's boobs! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:09:22 towards level 138.

[2020/05/23 21:42:01] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/23 21:46:13] Tournament round 1, fight 2: blaat [897/1079] vs Jonathan [545/1205] ... blaat advances!

[2020/05/23 22:47:51] systemerror [759/1868] has challenged Jonathan [1175/1325] in combat and lost! 9415 days, 11:51:48 is added to systemerror's clock.

[2020/05/24 01:37:52] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 01:38:21] Jonathan was eaten by Hemingray and had a giant orgy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:43:09 towards level 138.

[2020/05/24 02:24:58] Jonathan has been taught how to combine a bad haircut and geeky glasses into a workable look! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:46 towards level 138.

[2020/05/24 02:41:07] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 02:53:21] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Jonathan [949/1205] vs Mirc0p [5/986] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/24 03:32:34] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 03:48:50] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Jonathan [847/1205] vs tabb [1085/1492] ... tabb advances!

[2020/05/24 04:56:51] Jonathan conserved water by bathing in the toilet! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:02:56 towards level 138.

[2020/05/24 05:49:37] tabb, dcraig and jspiros [66/3946] have team battled systemerror, HellSpawn and Jonathan [3769/4629] at [447,47] and lost! 154 days, 17:21:58 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/24 06:14:23] Hemingray, Bisqwit and Jonathan [1844/3620] have team battled mattinx, ibutsu and choirboy [2151/3642] at [258,16] and lost! 1 day, 13:47:42 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/24 06:47:34] Jonathan left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Jonathan's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/24 06:50:46] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 06:51:39] Jonathan, Mirc0p and Sexxyman [1866/3379] have team battled ibutsu, Jobe and mattinx [3509/3542] at [210,138] and lost! 4 days, 06:19:11 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/24 06:59:00] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Jonathan [483/1203] vs Jobe [673/1055] ... Jobe advances!

[2020/05/24 07:17:38] Jonathan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Jonathan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/24 07:39:42] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 07:39:53] Tournament round 1, fight 1: dcraig [718/1094] vs Jonathan [398/1203] ... dcraig advances!

[2020/05/24 08:24:26] Jonathan, Mirc0p and HellSpawn [3598/3754] have team battled Jobe, Sexxyman and ibutsu [2135/3478] at [129,188] and won! 5 days, 02:28:28 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 08:55:32] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 09:19:53] Tournament round 1, fight 7: Jonathan [758/1203] vs Jobe [717/1111] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/24 09:23:54] systemerror, jspiros, tabb, Bisqwit, dcraig, Mirc0p, Jonathan, ibutsu advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 09:30:35] You found a level 14 set of leggings! Your current set of leggings is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you! (Jonathan)

[2020/05/24 09:32:28] ibutsu, Jonathan and Sexxyman [2212/3661] have team battled Jobe, choirboy and mattinx [2765/3616] at [200,4] and lost! 0 days, 18:50:27 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/24 09:39:59] Mirc0p, dcraig, jspiros, Jonathan advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 09:39:59] Tournament round 2, fight 4: ibutsu [367/1253] vs Jonathan [480/1217] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/24 09:44:01] Tournament round 3, fight 1: Jonathan [9/1217] vs dcraig [111/1092] ... dcraig advances!

[2020/05/24 10:49:09] Jonathan, ibutsu, Jobe, and Sexxyman have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.

[2020/05/24 11:55:16] blaat, Sexxyman and Mirc0p [1164/3133] have team battled forestchav, choirboy and Jonathan [3469/3617] at [224,90] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:06 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/24 11:55:41] Jonathan [430/1217] has challenged HellSpawn [734/1439] to a fight and lost! For being such a pathetic combatant, 17 days, 09:08:19 is added to Jonathan's time to level 138, and 19 days, 04:00:53 is removed from HellSpawn's time to level 117. Jonathan reaches next level in 33 days, 03:46:27, and HellSpawn reaches next level in 304 days, 09:01:43.

[2020/05/24 12:14:39] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 12:18:51] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Jonathan [101/1217] vs Mirc0p [360/985] ... Mirc0p advances!

[2020/05/24 13:22:53] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 13:36:29] choirboy, ibutsu and Jonathan [2800/3843] have team battled Mirc0p, Bisqwit and Jobe [2977/3404] at [105,303] and lost! 0 days, 16:12:26 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/24 13:44:41] Jonathan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Jonathan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/24 14:10:15] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 14:17:46] Jobe, choirboy and Jonathan [3487/3817] have team battled blaat, forestchav and Mirc0p [2774/3080] at [196,143] and won! 0 days, 01:01:52 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 14:30:32] Tournament round 1, fight 6: Jonathan [166/1214] vs Bisqwit [552/1089] ... Bisqwit advances!

[2020/05/24 15:33:09] Jonathan, choirboy and Mirc0p [3546/3580] have team battled HellSpawn, Jobe and Sexxyman [1263/3722] at [176,303] and won! 6 days, 17:27:55 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 16:04:23] Sexxyman, jspiros and Jonathan [339/3764] have team battled choirboy, Mirc0p and mattinx [3326/3382] at [62,221] and lost! 5 days, 09:04:05 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/24 16:28:38] Jonathan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Jonathan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/24 17:02:05] Jonathan bribed the local Idle RPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:56:16 towards level 138.

[2020/05/24 17:30:45] Jonathan got a gourmet meal from a world famous chef! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:46:58 towards level 138.

[2020/05/24 17:43:44] Jonathan switched to Geico! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:15:08 towards level 138.

[2020/05/24 17:56:54] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 18:21:12] Tournament round 1, fight 7: mattinx [1015/1034] vs Jonathan [667/1214] ... mattinx advances!

[2020/05/24 18:35:07] Jonathan and mattinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 24% of their time is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 18:57:36] choirboy, mattinx and ibutsu [2712/3646] have team battled Sexxyman, blaat and Jonathan [2553/3531] at [61,18] and won! 0 days, 08:25:17 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 20:21:31] Mirc0p, tabb and HellSpawn [3607/3902] have team battled Jonathan, mattinx and Jobe [285/3694] at [337,317] and won! 5 days, 11:40:02 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 20:56:37] choirboy, mattinx and blaat [1905/3505] have team battled Jobe, Mirc0p and Jonathan [1024/3541] at [151,190] and won! 2 days, 18:43:47 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 20:59:43] mattinx, choirboy and Jobe [3517/3597] have team battled Mirc0p, HellSpawn and Jonathan [1758/3745] at [222,322] and won! 391 days, 10:03:02 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 21:33:15] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 21:33:26] Tournament round 1, fight 1: choirboy [214/1238] vs Jonathan [1183/1214] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/24 22:01:34] Jonathan, Mirc0p, Sexxyman, blaat, Jobe, jspiros, HellSpawn, systemerror advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/24 22:05:36] Tournament round 2, fight 1: Jonathan [1173/1214] vs systemerror [1664/1772] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/24 22:21:56] Bisqwit, blaat and Jobe [2021/3548] have team battled Jonathan, choirboy and dcraig [437/3659] at [179,28] and won! 2 days, 05:05:58 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 22:24:50] tabb, Sexxyman and Jonathan [3153/3896] have team battled choirboy, Mirc0p and HellSpawn [3112/3648] at [372,313] and won! 3 days, 22:31:36 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 22:26:43] Jonathan got a haircut! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:54:13 towards level 138.

[2020/05/24 22:37:44] Jonathan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:43:08 towards level 138.

[2020/05/24 22:49:22] choirboy [829/1238] has come upon Jonathan [158/1335] and taken them in combat! 485 days, 12:25:17 is removed from choirboy's clock.

[2020/05/24 22:49:25] choirboy [1168/1238] has come upon Jonathan [51/1335] and taken them in combat! 320 days, 10:35:53 is removed from choirboy's clock.

[2020/05/24 22:50:13] Mirc0p, Jonathan and choirboy [2558/3557] have team battled mattinx, jspiros and Jobe [576/3713] at [40,204] and won! 2 days, 18:00:43 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/24 22:50:21] mattinx, choirboy and Jonathan [3635/3704] have team battled Mirc0p, HellSpawn and jspiros [3699/3770] at [201,251] and lost! 2 days, 04:48:33 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/24 23:07:56] Jonathan switched to mIRC! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:39:22 towards level 138.

[2020/05/24 23:35:19] HellSpawn, Mirc0p and Jonathan [2431/3753] have team battled choirboy, jspiros and Jobe [2931/3820] at [132,144] and lost! 2 days, 08:53:24 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 00:58:40] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 00:58:53] jspiros, Sexxyman and HellSpawn [794/3878] have team battled choirboy, Jobe and Jonathan [592/3795] at [107,40] and won! 4 days, 19:47:14 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 01:01:12] Sexxyman, HellSpawn and choirboy [1461/3746] have team battled Jobe, Jonathan and jspiros [787/3927] at [55,99] and won! 3 days, 20:37:20 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 01:24:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jonathan 0 days, 06:33:51 toward level 138.

[2020/05/25 01:46:57] tabb, ibutsu and Mirc0p [3230/3729] have team battled Jonathan, Jobe and systemerror [1647/4329] at [408,314] and won! 0 days, 02:18:27 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 01:54:09] mattinx, Sexxyman and choirboy [1060/3443] have team battled Jobe, Jonathan and jspiros [2583/3927] at [54,89] and lost! 122 days, 20:12:56 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 01:56:38] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 01:56:50] Tournament round 1, fight 1: systemerror [1766/1772] vs Jonathan [756/1214] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/25 02:50:03] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 02:58:17] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Jonathan [304/1214] vs ibutsu [265/1253] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/25 03:16:22] Jonathan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Jonathan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/25 03:18:23] Hemingray, forestchav, Jonathan, dcraig, HellSpawn, mattinx, Jobe, blaat advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 03:26:26] Tournament round 2, fight 2: Jonathan [27/1212] vs mattinx [41/1029] ... mattinx advances!

[2020/05/25 03:42:51] Jonathan left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Jonathan's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/25 03:54:34] Sexxyman, mattinx and Jonathan [3484/3535] have team battled choirboy, jspiros and Jobe [3497/3830] at [90,229] and lost! 2 days, 18:05:27 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 03:55:54] Jonathan [1278/1331] has come upon jspiros [1223/1370] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 06:15:43 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/25 04:29:41] Jonathan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:28 towards level 138.

[2020/05/25 04:30:14] Jonathan [128/1331] has come upon jspiros [125/1370] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:53:27 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/25 04:49:07] Jonathan saw a voluptuous babe! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:13 towards level 138.

[2020/05/25 04:56:35] Jonathan [841/1331] has come upon jspiros [750/1370] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:54:57 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/25 04:56:44] Jonathan [521/1331] has come upon jspiros [426/1370] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:57:24 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/25 05:16:11] Jonathan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:46 towards level 138.

[2020/05/25 05:45:38] jspiros, Sexxyman and mattinx [1514/3574] have team battled Jonathan, choirboy and Jobe [54/3786] at [122,231] and won! 3266 days, 01:09:18 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 06:15:54] Jonathan [1054/1331] has challenged mattinx [352/1131] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:53:03 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/25 06:17:15] mattinx, jspiros and Jonathan [2186/3832] have team battled choirboy, Sexxyman and Jobe [3355/3528] at [1,226] and lost! 0 days, 07:40:24 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 06:29:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 06:29:55] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Jonathan [911/1210] vs blaat [486/1120] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/25 06:30:20] mattinx, Jonathan and choirboy [873/3700] have team battled Jobe, systemerror and jspiros [1423/4359] at [180,218] and lost! 0 days, 09:09:52 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 06:42:57] Sexxyman, jspiros and mattinx [3566/3574] have team battled Jonathan, choirboy and Jobe [1451/3786] at [4,153] and won! 2613 days, 18:01:25 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 06:48:08] Jonathan, mattinx, Hemingray, and forestchav have been chosen by the gods to locate and destroy the immensely powerful Eyeless Amulet of the evil Oracle. Quest to end in 0 days, 05:22:44.

[2020/05/25 06:50:24] choirboy, Jobe and jspiros [3355/3825] have team battled mattinx, Sexxyman and Jonathan [209/3535] at [95,129] and won! 168 days, 12:27:28 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 07:15:53] systemerror [787/1772] has challenged Jonathan [711/1331] in combat and won! 174 days, 11:47:20 is removed from systemerror's clock.

[2020/05/25 07:23:53] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 07:41:57] systemerror, mattinx and Jonathan [745/4234] have team battled choirboy, Jobe and jspiros [44/3818] at [11,114] and won! 0 days, 10:45:31 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 07:54:23] Jobe, Jonathan and Bisqwit [633/3737] have team battled blaat, forestchav and Mirc0p [446/3142] at [278,33] and won! 0 days, 08:33:56 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 08:23:42] systemerror, choirboy and Jonathan [2126/4341] have team battled jspiros, Mirc0p and Jobe [650/3564] at [2,199] and won! 0 days, 06:45:17 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 08:27:13] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 08:27:24] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Jonathan [1173/1210] vs tabb [1341/1491] ... tabb advances!

[2020/05/25 09:24:56] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 09:45:13] Tournament round 1, fight 6: Jonathan [696/1210] vs HellSpawn [1412/1434] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/05/25 10:11:03] jspiros, Mirc0p and Jobe [1689/3564] have team battled systemerror, choirboy and Jonathan [429/4341] at [75,8] and won! 312 days, 12:53:44 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 10:15:54] Jonathan [1149/1331] has challenged blaat [661/1114] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:16:31 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/25 11:15:54] Jonathan [1001/1331] has challenged blaat [1005/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:19 is added to Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/25 12:03:15] Jonathan, jspiros and choirboy [3219/3939] have team battled Mirc0p, systemerror and Jobe [3636/3966] at [105,19] and lost! 0 days, 04:10:28 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 12:10:53] Jonathan, mattinx, Hemingray, and forestchav have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.

[2020/05/25 12:53:35] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 13:05:07] Jonathan, jspiros and Mirc0p [175/3685] have team battled systemerror, blaat and Jobe [2482/4096] at [148,102] and lost! 0 days, 03:33:26 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 13:09:52] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Jonathan [268/1210] vs Sexxyman [437/1073] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/25 14:23:02] Jonathan overclocked their hard disk! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:09 towards level 138.

[2020/05/25 14:35:05] Jonathan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:06 towards level 138.

[2020/05/25 14:50:54] Jobe, systemerror and Jonathan [27/4313] have team battled jspiros, blaat and Mirc0p [777/3468] at [74,41] and lost! 0 days, 03:27:06 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 15:26:48] Jonathan, jspiros and systemerror [107/4473] have team battled Mirc0p, Jobe and blaat [2796/3308] at [182,197] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:21 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/25 15:38:54] Jonathan left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Jonathan's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/25 15:40:36] Jonathan got screwed over by Verizon Wireless. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:44 from level 138.

[2020/05/25 15:58:43] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 15:58:55] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Jonathan [1019/1208] vs ibutsu [893/1253] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/25 16:08:47] blaat, tabb and Jonathan [221/3929] have team battled systemerror, Mirc0p and Jobe [38/3966] at [178,280] and won! 0 days, 05:04:10 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 16:27:04] Jonathan, blaat, jspiros, Bisqwit, tabb, dcraig, systemerror, HellSpawn advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 16:39:08] Tournament round 2, fight 3: Jonathan [27/1208] vs blaat [491/1114] ... blaat advances!

[2020/05/25 17:32:23] forestchav, ibutsu and Bisqwit [2881/3482] have team battled Sexxyman, mattinx and Jonathan [2365/3528] at [620,163] and won! 0 days, 02:34:10 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/25 17:32:28] jspiros, Jonathan, blaat, and forestchav have been chosen by the gods to traverse the lands from Egypt to South Africa, avoid the AIDS monkeys, and ride camels. Participants must first reach [380,112], then [364,218]. See http://www.afternet.org/idle/quest.php to monitor their journey's progress.

[2020/05/25 17:54:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jonathan 0 days, 13:18:51 toward level 138.

[2020/05/25 19:05:17] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 19:54:46] Jonathan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:09 towards level 138.

[2020/05/25 20:07:58] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 20:24:15] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Jonathan [677/1208] vs Jobe [833/1100] ... Jobe advances!

[2020/05/25 21:09:39] Jonathan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Jonathan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/25 22:04:21] Jonathan learned to live, laugh, and love! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:58 towards level 138.

[2020/05/25 23:04:42] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/25 23:16:56] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Jonathan [930/1208] vs systemerror [1758/1771] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/25 23:27:29] Bisqwit, HellSpawn and forestchav [2449/3663] have team battled Jonathan, Sexxyman and tabb [2124/3885] at [489,147] and won! 4 days, 07:03:14 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 00:02:45] forestchav, Jonathan and HellSpawn [2686/3795] have team battled Mirc0p, Bisqwit and Hemingray [1259/3296] at [557,40] and won! 0 days, 08:52:08 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 00:22:38] Sexxyman, Hemingray and Jonathan [39/3514] have team battled forestchav, Mirc0p and tabb [2839/3499] at [601,295] and lost! 0 days, 07:01:44 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 00:30:45] forestchav, Jonathan and mattinx [536/3485] have team battled HellSpawn, Mirc0p and Bisqwit [1460/3615] at [624,20] and lost! 0 days, 08:24:28 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 02:17:55] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 02:46:15] tabb, choirboy, Bisqwit, HellSpawn, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, Jonathan advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 02:46:15] Tournament round 1, fight 8: Jonathan [922/1192] vs jspiros [645/1246] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/26 02:48:57] Jonathan left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Jonathan's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/26 02:58:19] Tournament round 2, fight 3: Bisqwit [745/1087] vs Jonathan [787/1190] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/26 03:02:20] Sexxyman, choirboy, Jonathan, Hemingray advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 03:06:22] Tournament round 3, fight 1: Jonathan [229/1190] vs choirboy [970/1232] ... choirboy advances!

[2020/05/26 03:26:12] Jonathan, Hemingray and Sexxyman [2706/3494] have team battled tabb, HellSpawn and ibutsu [260/4160] at [410,303] and won! 0 days, 09:30:16 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 03:51:16] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 04:03:30] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Sexxyman [846/1071] vs Jonathan [647/1190] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/26 05:05:35] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 05:10:31] Jonathan, forestchav and blaat [3351/3455] have team battled jspiros, mattinx and Sexxyman [2140/3564] at [380,81] and won! 0 days, 00:49:22 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 05:14:00] mattinx, Jonathan and forestchav [2687/3467] have team battled blaat, jspiros and ibutsu [192/3726] at [319,25] and won! 0 days, 07:04:47 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 05:24:02] Sexxyman, jspiros and blaat [2147/3552] have team battled forestchav, Jonathan and tabb [475/3825] at [332,176] and won! 0 days, 00:36:48 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 05:50:58] ibutsu, jspiros and mattinx [408/3738] have team battled forestchav, blaat and Jonathan [2296/3455] at [255,8] and lost! 3 days, 12:12:58 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 05:55:17] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 05:55:28] Tournament round 1, fight 1: blaat [551/1111] vs Jonathan [1036/1190] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/26 05:57:00] Bisqwit, mattinx and Jonathan [3507/3627] have team battled forestchav, blaat and ibutsu [604/3391] at [374,29] and won! 0 days, 05:31:13 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 06:15:54] Jonathan [153/1309] has challenged Hemingray [568/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:00:23 is added to Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/26 06:22:08] mattinx, Bisqwit and Hemingray [3297/3432] have team battled HellSpawn, forestchav and Jonathan [2646/3778] at [459,75] and won! 818 days, 16:47:32 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 06:42:11] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 07:49:46] You found a level 20 amulet! Your current amulet is only level 8, so it seems Luck is with you! (Jonathan)

[2020/05/26 08:05:56] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 08:06:07] Tournament round 1, fight 1: HellSpawn [1324/1434] vs Jonathan [398/1202] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/05/26 08:07:17] Jonathan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:39 towards level 138.

[2020/05/26 08:24:38] Mirc0p, Jonathan and blaat [2513/3510] have team battled forestchav, jspiros and ibutsu [981/3650] at [251,96] and won! 0 days, 04:34:36 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 08:57:12] jspiros, blaat and Jonathan [2484/3902] have team battled HellSpawn, tabb and forestchav [3083/3947] at [427,102] and lost! 0 days, 03:33:10 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 09:06:59] HellSpawn, blaat and jspiros [2070/4011] have team battled Jonathan, forestchav and ibutsu [1925/3602] at [281,90] and won! 1 day, 14:39:19 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 09:30:13] choirboy, Jonathan and jspiros [3761/3931] have team battled dcraig, ibutsu and Mirc0p [34/3310] at [74,86] and won! 0 days, 04:09:12 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 10:11:04] Mirc0p, choirboy and blaat [1305/3420] have team battled Jonathan, ibutsu and dcraig [1121/3647] at [179,79] and won! 5 days, 16:20:42 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 10:19:17] Jonathan [1146/1202] has challenged HellSpawn [855/1431] to a fight and won! For reigning supreme over their enemy, 0 days, 15:47:43 is removed from Jonathan's time to level 138, and 29 days, 18:55:41 is added to HellSpawn's time to level 117. Jonathan reaches next level in 0 days, 00:00:00, and HellSpawn reaches next level in 36 days, 21:20:34.

[2020/05/26 10:19:19] Jonathan [526/1604] has challenged forestchav [284/1035] in combat and won! 35059 days, 20:37:56 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/26 10:19:19] Jonathan, the Master of the gym, has attained level 138! Next level in 62606 days, 21:24:56.

[2020/05/26 10:19:19] The light of the gods shines down upon you! You have found the level 268 oracle's Cluehammer of Doom! Your enemies are left with a sudden and intense clarity of mind... even as you relieve them of it. (Jonathan)

[2020/05/26 10:33:09] Jonathan sold their porn collection and got rich! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1377 days, 08:25:39 towards level 139.

[2020/05/26 10:37:32] blaat, jspiros and Jonathan [1581/4184] have team battled ibutsu, Mirc0p and choirboy [2147/3462] at [163,31] and lost! 4 days, 12:59:16 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 10:40:18] jspiros, Jonathan and forestchav [593/4016] have team battled dcraig, ibutsu and blaat [2468/3528] at [298,140] and lost! 5234 days, 20:11:55 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 10:50:50] forestchav, Jonathan and jspiros [442/4016] have team battled blaat, HellSpawn and Bisqwit [824/3827] at [373,160] and lost! 6281 days, 19:24:12 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 11:00:35] Jonathan has just been taught the force by Grand Master Ravill! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2261 days, 10:48:55 towards level 139.

[2020/05/26 11:20:23] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 11:20:34] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Jonathan [1216/1459] vs mattinx [932/1021] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/26 11:25:24] tabb, forestchav and jspiros [2218/3889] have team battled Jonathan, Bisqwit and Sexxyman [3609/3869] at [501,260] and lost! 10 days, 03:33:34 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 11:53:43] Jonathan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1417 days, 04:10:56 towards level 139.

[2020/05/26 12:04:29] dcraig, ibutsu and Jonathan [3493/3929] have team battled blaat, jspiros and forestchav [2924/3614] at [260,165] and won! 0 days, 00:51:04 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 12:14:29] Jonathan, blaat and jspiros [1085/4183] have team battled forestchav, dcraig and ibutsu [3001/3360] at [268,310] and lost! 5 days, 10:27:43 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 12:25:24] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 12:29:37] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Jonathan [1198/1459] vs choirboy [922/1232] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/26 12:45:24] Bisqwit, HellSpawn and forestchav [3552/3660] have team battled jspiros, Jonathan and blaat [2256/4183] at [427,302] and won! 7 days, 02:46:27 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 12:53:45] systemerror, Jonathan, HellSpawn, tabb, mattinx, blaat, forestchav, jspiros advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 12:57:46] Tournament round 2, fight 1: Jonathan [1451/1459] vs HellSpawn [1012/1431] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/26 13:05:29] Bisqwit, Hemingray and mattinx [969/3431] have team battled tabb, HellSpawn and Jonathan [1343/4512] at [441,138] and lost! 153 days, 06:48:07 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 13:09:51] Jonathan, systemerror, tabb, blaat advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 13:12:36] blaat, Jonathan and Bisqwit [3192/4000] have team battled HellSpawn, jspiros and forestchav [3082/3843] at [365,174] and won! 6 days, 12:21:39 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 13:17:53] systemerror, Jonathan advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 13:17:53] Tournament round 3, fight 2: blaat [856/1202] vs Jonathan [1384/1459] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/26 13:21:54] Tournament round 4, fight 1: systemerror [1443/1700] vs Jonathan [651/1459] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/26 13:37:06] jspiros, Jonathan, blaat, and forestchav have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.

[2020/05/26 14:06:42] dcraig, Mirc0p and Jonathan [3207/3671] have team battled Jobe, choirboy and ibutsu [3473/3688] at [28,280] and lost! 34 days, 01:52:39 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 15:28:18] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 16:13:48] tabb, Jonathan and systemerror [487/4753] have team battled Hemingray, HellSpawn and Bisqwit [354/3736] at [385,53] and won! 0 days, 04:43:09 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 16:16:36] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 16:36:03] Jonathan lost their virginity! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2043 days, 08:38:53 towards level 139.

[2020/05/26 17:04:14] Jonathan had to go to the emergency department after a "mishap" with a Swedish penis pump. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1409 days, 22:01:08 from level 139.

[2020/05/26 17:15:16] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 18:02:47] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 18:08:08] Jonathan, mattinx and HellSpawn [958/4157] have team battled Hemingray, tabb and Bisqwit [848/3783] at [375,31] and won! 5 days, 12:28:38 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/26 18:15:03] Tournament round 1, fight 4: Jonathan [1134/1460] vs dcraig [194/1081] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/26 18:31:08] mattinx, Bisqwit, Jobe, Jonathan, tabb, jspiros, systemerror, blaat advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 18:47:14] Jobe, tabb, blaat, Jonathan advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 18:47:14] Tournament round 2, fight 4: mattinx [502/1021] vs Jonathan [530/1460] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/26 18:55:17] blaat, Jonathan advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 18:55:17] Tournament round 3, fight 2: Jobe [148/1101] vs Jonathan [537/1460] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/26 18:59:18] Jonathan has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16435 days, 22:36:04 is removed from their time toward level 139.

[2020/05/26 18:59:18] Tournament round 4, fight 1: Jonathan [979/1460] vs blaat [123/1202] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/26 19:52:02] Jonathan left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Jonathan's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/26 19:52:37] Jonathan, Hemingray and systemerror [251/4340] have team battled Sexxyman, Bisqwit and tabb [2662/3746] at [365,137] and lost! 0 days, 02:46:03 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 21:09:03] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 21:18:57] Jonathan, HellSpawn and jspiros [1151/4365] have team battled Sexxyman, systemerror and Hemingray [2170/3832] at [553,112] and lost! 5 days, 04:11:20 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/26 21:41:37] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 21:41:48] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Jonathan [758/1433] vs Jobe [568/1103] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/26 22:09:57] Jonathan, blaat, dcraig, systemerror, tabb, HellSpawn, forestchav, ibutsu advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/26 22:26:02] Tournament round 2, fight 4: Jonathan [179/1433] vs HellSpawn [556/1428] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/05/27 00:16:10] choirboy, tabb and HellSpawn [2176/4164] have team battled blaat, jspiros and Jonathan [1290/4150] at [581,60] and won! 6 days, 04:28:13 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 01:01:55] jspiros, Sexxyman and HellSpawn [2110/3857] have team battled Jonathan, tabb and blaat [4136/4266] at [584,265] and lost! 5 days, 03:23:41 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 01:10:12] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 01:38:33] systemerror, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, Sexxyman, jspiros, ibutsu, tabb, Jonathan advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 01:38:33] Tournament round 1, fight 8: Jonathan [1318/1433] vs dcraig [461/1079] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/27 01:54:38] Tournament round 2, fight 4: Jonathan [260/1433] vs Sexxyman [800/1068] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/27 03:06:58] HellSpawn, mattinx and Jonathan [4115/4127] have team battled tabb, jspiros and blaat [1503/4048] at [584,279] and won! 2 days, 09:32:46 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 03:53:58] Jonathan, blaat and mattinx [1790/3907] have team battled jspiros, tabb and HellSpawn [763/4266] at [643,235] and won! 1 day, 03:57:06 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 04:14:03] Jonathan saw nerdie's boobs! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1016 days, 04:49:34 towards level 139.

[2020/05/27 04:22:39] jspiros, blaat and Jonathan [1420/4145] have team battled mattinx, tabb and HellSpawn [3729/4028] at [569,151] and lost! 0 days, 22:15:56 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 04:39:52] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 04:40:26] tabb, jspiros and dcraig [2142/3917] have team battled mattinx, Jonathan and HellSpawn [3349/4127] at [429,294] and lost! 6 days, 14:28:45 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 05:14:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 05:19:17] blaat, tabb and HellSpawn [412/4113] have team battled Jonathan, mattinx and forestchav [3499/3734] at [573,106] and lost! 1 day, 02:31:48 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 05:31:01] Tournament round 1, fight 5: forestchav [704/1035] vs Jonathan [1227/1433] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/27 05:42:21] HellSpawn, Jonathan and mattinx [573/4127] have team battled blaat, forestchav and tabb [238/3720] at [515,65] and won! 2 days, 15:35:42 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 05:43:06] dcraig, tabb, Mirc0p, mattinx, Jonathan, HellSpawn, Jobe, systemerror advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 05:51:09] Tournament round 2, fight 2: Jobe [668/1103] vs Jonathan [858/1433] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/27 05:59:12] HellSpawn, Jonathan, systemerror, Mirc0p advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 06:00:39] mattinx, Jonathan and tabb [3598/4176] have team battled jspiros, Jobe and dcraig [841/3653] at [385,243] and won! 8 days, 03:12:49 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 06:03:13] Tournament round 3, fight 1: Mirc0p [458/982] vs Jonathan [315/1433] ... Mirc0p advances!

[2020/05/27 06:07:51] Jonathan, mattinx and forestchav [997/3734] have team battled blaat, tabb and HellSpawn [656/4125] at [591,8] and won! 155 days, 11:52:54 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 07:15:54] Jonathan [397/1576] has challenged idlerpg [1518/1765] in combat and lost! 728 days, 15:59:37 is added to Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/27 07:41:12] Jonathan dodged the Leadership Challenge! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 320 days, 14:42:01 towards level 139.

[2020/05/27 07:43:17] Jonathan [101/1433] has challenged HellSpawn [610/1428] to a fight and lost! For being such a pathetic combatant, 5 days, 11:08:54 is added to Jonathan's time to level 139, and 10 days, 12:21:51 is removed from HellSpawn's time to level 117. Jonathan reaches next level in 7700 days, 03:55:22, and HellSpawn reaches next level in 0 days, 00:00:00.

[2020/05/27 08:06:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jonathan 104 days, 05:45:41 toward level 139.

[2020/05/27 08:13:38] jspiros, Jobe and Sexxyman [460/3636] have team battled ibutsu, Mirc0p and Jonathan [996/3798] at [321,152] and lost! 352050 days, 04:01:53 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 08:34:52] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 08:35:03] Tournament round 1, fight 1: ibutsu [841/1240] vs Jonathan [828/1433] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/05/27 08:48:44] mattinx, tabb and Mirc0p [1452/3621] have team battled jspiros, HellSpawn and Jonathan [588/4365] at [515,150] and won! 3 days, 22:32:28 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 08:48:50] HellSpawn, Jonathan and mattinx [2091/4127] have team battled tabb, Mirc0p and jspiros [2194/3859] at [640,100] and lost! 106 days, 18:27:10 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 10:43:07] mattinx, tabb and Mirc0p [2440/3621] have team battled HellSpawn, Sexxyman and Jonathan [3453/4066] at [472,132] and lost! 1 day, 19:46:39 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 11:23:47] Jonathan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 924 days, 07:18:45 towards level 139.

[2020/05/27 11:56:17] Jonathan, Mirc0p and jspiros [1381/3919] have team battled forestchav, Bisqwit and HellSpawn [438/3652] at [356,293] and won! 4 days, 04:31:53 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 11:58:27] Bisqwit, dcraig and blaat [2618/3492] have team battled mattinx, HellSpawn and Jonathan [917/4123] at [553,83] and won! 1 day, 12:39:43 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 12:05:10] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 12:21:44] mattinx, HellSpawn and forestchav [3288/3582] have team battled Mirc0p, Bisqwit and Jonathan [2107/3751] at [507,193] and won! 91 days, 07:20:23 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 12:23:01] mattinx, HellSpawn and Jonathan [578/4123] have team battled Bisqwit, dcraig and blaat [956/3492] at [479,146] and lost! 73 days, 01:04:03 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 12:29:28] Tournament round 1, fight 7: mattinx [182/1021] vs Jonathan [1286/1433] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/27 12:33:30] dcraig, tabb, blaat, Hemingray, Sexxyman, Bisqwit, Jonathan, forestchav advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 12:37:31] Tournament round 2, fight 1: Hemingray [538/1100] vs Jonathan [1391/1433] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/27 12:49:35] Jonathan, dcraig, Bisqwit, tabb advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 12:57:37] Bisqwit, Jonathan advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 12:57:37] Tournament round 3, fight 2: Jonathan [951/1433] vs tabb [9/1516] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/27 13:01:38] Jonathan has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3765 days, 20:41:34 is removed from their time toward level 139.

[2020/05/27 13:01:38] Tournament round 4, fight 1: Bisqwit [225/1085] vs Jonathan [481/1433] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/27 14:10:16] Sexxyman, dcraig and HellSpawn [210/3556] have team battled Jonathan, blaat and jspiros [163/4157] at [402,61] and won! 321 days, 23:20:17 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 14:15:54] blaat [608/1220] has challenged Jonathan [188/1576] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:46:50 is removed from blaat's clock.

[2020/05/27 14:15:54] blaat has dealt Jonathan a Critical Strike! 708 days, 15:43:06 is added to Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/27 14:33:04] blaat, Jonathan and jspiros [3239/4157] have team battled Sexxyman, dcraig and HellSpawn [261/3556] at [361,80] and won! 0 days, 17:42:59 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 15:15:53] systemerror [112/1733] has challenged Jonathan [105/1576] in combat and won! 1504 days, 15:44:31 is removed from systemerror's clock.

[2020/05/27 15:22:13] Jonathan fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Jonathan's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/27 15:55:04] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 16:29:54] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 16:30:06] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Jonathan [431/1431] vs ibutsu [846/1240] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/05/27 16:59:10] dcraig, jspiros and Jobe [1020/3648] have team battled tabb, Jonathan and blaat [4258/4310] at [339,29] and lost! 16915 days, 22:05:01 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 17:12:28] mattinx, HellSpawn and forestchav [3420/3573] have team battled Jonathan, ibutsu and blaat [2460/4029] at [595,166] and won! 47 days, 00:50:14 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 17:15:53] Jonathan [1101/1574] has challenged choirboy [567/1255] in combat and won! 492 days, 13:22:06 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/27 17:27:27] forestchav, ibutsu and blaat [906/3490] have team battled Jonathan, mattinx and HellSpawn [1235/4112] at [615,254] and lost! 0 days, 09:35:52 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 17:28:56] Jobe, jspiros and Jonathan [2958/4145] have team battled blaat, dcraig and tabb [2950/3813] at [355,0] and won! 659 days, 06:24:13 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 17:30:24] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 17:41:45] blaat, ibutsu and dcraig [383/3532] have team battled mattinx, Jonathan and HellSpawn [2644/4112] at [553,165] and lost! 0 days, 11:28:11 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 18:01:35] HellSpawn, jspiros and dcraig [1653/3909] have team battled tabb, Jonathan and blaat [4025/4254] at [455,32] and lost! 216 days, 15:26:40 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 18:09:12] jspiros, Jonathan, Jobe, and mattinx have been chosen by the gods to find the Iraqi WMDs or, failing that, bomb Iran. Participants must first reach [404,102], then [420,104]. See http://www.afternet.org/idle/quest.php to monitor their journey's progress.

[2020/05/27 19:22:56] Jonathan ate a PB&J sandwich! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 184 days, 18:10:23 towards level 139.

[2020/05/27 19:39:54] Jonathan, blaat and HellSpawn [2320/4209] have team battled ibutsu, jspiros and dcraig [536/3673] at [578,48] and won! 0 days, 16:43:59 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/27 19:53:45] Jonathan watercooled their Honda Civic! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 98 days, 03:45:23 towards level 139.

[2020/05/27 21:06:53] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 21:07:05] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Mirc0p [607/983] vs Jonathan [53/1431] ... Mirc0p advances!

[2020/05/27 21:28:33] choirboy, tabb and Sexxyman [884/3789] have team battled Hemingray, systemerror and Jonathan [2606/4407] at [44,110] and lost! 2 days, 00:39:07 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 21:49:13] HellSpawn, Jonathan and mattinx [1557/4168] have team battled jspiros, blaat and dcraig [1786/3598] at [448,300] and lost! 19 days, 03:04:26 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/27 22:09:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/27 22:15:54] Jonathan [177/1574] has challenged forestchav [886/1037] in combat and lost! 759 days, 22:21:18 is added to Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/27 22:38:05] Tournament round 1, fight 8: forestchav [907/1037] vs Jonathan [501/1431] ... forestchav advances!

[2020/05/27 23:07:58] The Northwest won, and the TTL of Jonathan is halved (1567 days, 08:10:23).

[2020/05/27 23:09:28] jspiros, HellSpawn and dcraig [115/3909] have team battled Jonathan, blaat and forestchav [159/3771] at [542,183] and lost! 502 days, 15:51:44 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 00:19:06] mattinx, systemerror and Hemingray [223/3956] have team battled Jonathan, tabb and Mirc0p [2687/4025] at [41,189] and lost! 51 days, 17:57:09 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 00:32:48] tabb, Jobe and Jonathan [815/4252] have team battled Sexxyman, Bisqwit and choirboy [2126/3522] at [173,0] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:59 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 01:15:23] Jonathan, Hemingray and tabb [1934/4142] have team battled Bisqwit, mattinx and Mirc0p [1330/3299] at [142,185] and won! 0 days, 06:10:40 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 01:18:15] Jonathan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Jonathan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/28 01:19:00] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 01:39:17] Tournament round 1, fight 6: Jonathan [355/1431] vs Sexxyman [975/1055] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/28 02:06:48] dcraig, HellSpawn and forestchav [219/3583] have team battled Jonathan, blaat and jspiros [2584/4095] at [490,186] and lost! 579 days, 14:50:57 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 03:21:28] Jonathan, Mirc0p and forestchav [1304/3594] have team battled Bisqwit, dcraig and HellSpawn [2422/3739] at [563,159] and lost! 12 days, 11:30:41 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 03:24:06] Jonathan, Mirc0p and Bisqwit [3164/3750] have team battled HellSpawn, dcraig and forestchav [3122/3583] at [638,142] and won! 14 days, 23:24:18 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 03:38:54] systemerror, Sexxyman and tabb [3562/4255] have team battled mattinx, Jonathan and Jobe [2618/3907] at [163,143] and won! 0 days, 04:27:49 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 03:43:46] tabb, choirboy and systemerror [3347/4469] have team battled Hemingray, mattinx and Jonathan [2407/3797] at [133,224] and won! 0 days, 03:33:17 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 05:09:57] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 05:15:54] Jonathan [721/1574] has challenged ibutsu [71/1235] in combat and won! 265 days, 23:22:12 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/28 05:17:56] Jonathan bought a 32-inch LCD screen! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 142 days, 20:14:29 towards level 139.

[2020/05/28 05:34:17] Tournament round 1, fight 7: Jonathan [662/1431] vs systemerror [378/1732] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/28 05:38:19] tabb, Sexxyman, Jobe, mattinx, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, Jonathan, jspiros advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 05:42:20] Tournament round 2, fight 1: Jonathan [211/1431] vs jspiros [493/1241] ... jspiros advances!

[2020/05/28 06:38:19] Jonathan was eaten by Hemingray and had a giant orgy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 115 days, 13:37:30 towards level 139.

[2020/05/28 07:01:23] Jonathan bought some rechargable batteries! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 124 days, 19:28:08 towards level 139.

[2020/05/28 07:08:33] Mirc0p, Jonathan and jspiros [2474/3922] have team battled forestchav, Hemingray and HellSpawn [3523/3589] at [638,253] and lost! 10 days, 02:31:08 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 07:13:12] Jonathan saw a voluptuous babe! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 92 days, 12:54:34 towards level 139.

[2020/05/28 07:40:10] Jobe, tabb and blaat [3396/3799] have team battled ibutsu, Jonathan and mattinx [0/3932] at [137,318] and won! 0 days, 00:02:41 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 07:49:42] Jobe, tabb and blaat [2108/3799] have team battled ibutsu, Jonathan and mattinx [2296/3932] at [137,263] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:14 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 08:00:31] Bisqwit, Mirc0p and Jonathan [1694/3750] have team battled forestchav, jspiros and HellSpawn [3244/3865] at [502,156] and lost! 10 days, 21:45:38 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 08:37:05] Mirc0p, Jonathan and systemerror [2075/4275] have team battled forestchav, Hemingray and jspiros [3484/3510] at [493,216] and lost! 13 days, 01:59:27 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 08:38:46] Jonathan fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Jonathan's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/28 08:41:16] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 08:51:25] HellSpawn, Mirc0p and Jonathan [3077/4009] have team battled systemerror, Hemingray and forestchav [774/3852] at [601,110] and won! 15 days, 16:44:28 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 09:40:07] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 10:12:04] Mirc0p, Jonathan and forestchav [590/3588] have team battled HellSpawn, dcraig and Bisqwit [1738/3725] at [526,100] and lost! 13 days, 01:58:02 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 10:32:12] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 11:31:43] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 11:31:55] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Hemingray [517/1100] vs Jonathan [439/1429] ... Hemingray advances!

[2020/05/28 12:05:28] Jonathan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Jonathan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/28 12:08:03] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 12:18:53] Jonathan was eaten by a grue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 51 days, 09:13:15 from level 139.

[2020/05/28 12:24:18] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Mirc0p [179/983] vs Jonathan [2/1429] ... Mirc0p advances!

[2020/05/28 13:52:25] Jonathan was eaten by a grue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 54 days, 11:07:14 from level 139.

[2020/05/28 13:56:47] Jonathan, jspiros and dcraig [3458/3995] have team battled choirboy, Mirc0p and HellSpawn [1584/3708] at [634,322] and won! 192 days, 10:28:43 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 15:03:00] Bisqwit, Hemingray and mattinx [3153/3416] have team battled Jonathan, systemerror and blaat [3270/4441] at [37,149] and lost! 37 days, 14:20:22 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 15:22:13] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 15:22:25] Tournament round 1, fight 1: HellSpawn [1215/1455] vs Jonathan [1180/1429] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/05/28 15:59:40] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 16:15:54] Jonathan [157/1571] has challenged Sexxyman [519/1042] in combat and lost! 300 days, 03:55:21 is added to Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/28 16:19:59] Tournament round 1, fight 6: Hemingray [487/1100] vs Jonathan [614/1429] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/28 16:28:02] blaat, mattinx, tabb, dcraig, ibutsu, Jonathan, systemerror, Mirc0p advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 16:40:06] Tournament round 2, fight 3: ibutsu [553/1239] vs Jonathan [319/1429] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/05/28 17:06:48] Jonathan bought some rechargable batteries! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 64 days, 04:28:48 towards level 139.

[2020/05/28 17:19:34] Jonathan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 80 days, 10:43:05 towards level 139.

[2020/05/28 17:44:33] Jonathan cut the black wire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 92 days, 12:17:03 from level 139.

[2020/05/28 18:22:18] Bisqwit, Sexxyman and Jonathan [1039/3806] have team battled tabb, ibutsu and choirboy [1029/3989] at [98,131] and won! 203 days, 12:29:59 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 18:44:48] ibutsu, tabb and Bisqwit [3654/3914] have team battled blaat, choirboy and Jonathan [2084/3999] at [109,87] and won! 2 days, 02:33:37 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 18:44:57] ibutsu, tabb and Bisqwit [3181/3914] have team battled blaat, choirboy and Jonathan [1509/3999] at [65,73] and won! 1 day, 16:26:52 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/28 18:57:11] tabb, Bisqwit and choirboy [277/3943] have team battled Sexxyman, blaat and Jonathan [1032/3773] at [5,305] and lost! 229 days, 20:38:50 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/28 19:38:19] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 20:06:40] tabb, blaat, Hemingray, Sexxyman, ibutsu, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, Jonathan advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 20:06:40] Tournament round 1, fight 8: jspiros [857/1225] vs Jonathan [1428/1429] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/28 20:10:42] Tournament round 2, fight 1: Jonathan [88/1429] vs Hemingray [1036/1100] ... Hemingray advances!

[2020/05/28 21:00:21] Jonathan overclocked their hard disk! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 65 days, 02:49:44 towards level 139.

[2020/05/28 22:05:59] Jonathan [648/1571] has come upon forestchav [856/1033] and been defeated in combat! 239 days, 14:51:40 is added to Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/28 22:48:46] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 22:48:58] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Bisqwit [742/1085] vs Jonathan [1039/1429] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/28 23:17:08] Jonathan, HellSpawn, jspiros, Hemingray, Mirc0p, blaat, dcraig, mattinx advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 23:29:12] Tournament round 2, fight 3: mattinx [54/1021] vs Jonathan [961/1429] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/28 23:33:14] Mirc0p, Hemingray, Jonathan, dcraig advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 23:41:16] dcraig, Jonathan advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/28 23:41:16] Tournament round 3, fight 2: Hemingray [515/1100] vs Jonathan [937/1429] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/28 23:45:17] Jonathan has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 711 days, 14:51:59 is removed from their time toward level 139.

[2020/05/28 23:45:17] Tournament round 4, fight 1: dcraig [942/1080] vs Jonathan [1152/1429] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/29 02:11:12] Jonathan, tabb and Bisqwit [3204/4238] have team battled Sexxyman, blaat and choirboy [473/3490] at [11,72] and won! 55 days, 07:52:11 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 02:19:53] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 02:44:11] Tournament round 1, fight 7: Jobe [495/1098] vs Jonathan [981/1429] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/29 02:48:13] forestchav, systemerror, jspiros, tabb, Bisqwit, mattinx, Jonathan, HellSpawn advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 03:00:17] Tournament round 2, fight 3: forestchav [75/1033] vs Jonathan [1420/1429] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/29 03:04:18] jspiros, systemerror, Jonathan, tabb advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 03:08:20] Tournament round 3, fight 1: tabb [69/1482] vs Jonathan [878/1429] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/29 03:12:21] Jonathan, systemerror advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 03:16:23] Jonathan has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 192 days, 12:02:32 is removed from their time toward level 139.

[2020/05/29 03:16:23] Tournament round 4, fight 1: systemerror [109/1737] vs Jonathan [695/1429] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/29 05:01:03] Jonathan, tabb and Mirc0p [1501/4038] have team battled blaat, Sexxyman and choirboy [2176/3485] at [49,117] and lost! 5 days, 17:43:17 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 05:42:17] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 05:50:26] Jonathan overclocked their keyboard! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:31:49 towards level 139.

[2020/05/29 05:50:30] Tournament round 1, fight 3: forestchav [100/1033] vs Jonathan [93/1429] ... forestchav advances!

[2020/05/29 06:44:02] ibutsu [419/1247] has come upon Jonathan [708/1571] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:20:31 is added to ibutsu's clock.

[2020/05/29 06:59:56] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 07:00:07] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Jonathan [77/1429] vs Sexxyman [769/1037] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/29 07:15:54] mattinx [1088/1123] has challenged Jonathan [989/1571] in combat and won! 33 days, 14:16:14 is removed from mattinx's clock.

[2020/05/29 08:06:23] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 08:06:34] Tournament round 1, fight 1: tabb [1306/1447] vs Jonathan [1355/1429] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/29 08:11:08] Jonathan discovered a field of marijuana! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:53:25 towards level 139.

[2020/05/29 08:15:41] forestchav, Jonathan and Bisqwit [2612/3789] have team battled mattinx, Hemingray and Jobe [1937/3429] at [467,69] and won! 5 days, 22:19:58 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 08:34:41] Jonathan, Jobe, Mirc0p, Bisqwit, blaat, Hemingray, ibutsu, forestchav advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 08:38:43] Tournament round 2, fight 1: Mirc0p [914/985] vs Jonathan [478/1429] ... Mirc0p advances!

[2020/05/29 09:35:37] Jonathan left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Jonathan's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/29 11:13:43] dcraig, forestchav and mattinx [2475/3238] have team battled Jonathan, systemerror and Bisqwit [1729/4466] at [314,288] and won! 13 days, 08:10:48 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 11:18:39] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 11:21:08] forestchav, Jobe and jspiros [1893/3583] have team battled Jonathan, systemerror and mattinx [3323/4406] at [593,233] and lost! 13069 days, 13:11:46 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 11:31:54] Bisqwit, dcraig and Sexxyman [1124/3301] have team battled ibutsu, Jonathan and systemerror [1315/4533] at [253,280] and lost! 3954 days, 00:11:45 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 11:37:26] mattinx, Jonathan and Hemingray [2560/3766] have team battled jspiros, Jobe and forestchav [2073/3583] at [495,125] and won! 4 days, 17:11:37 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 11:44:36] mattinx, systemerror and forestchav [253/3895] have team battled jspiros, Jobe and Jonathan [3903/4094] at [537,181] and lost! 9 days, 17:24:09 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 12:02:15] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 12:51:04] Jonathan screwed over Verizon Wireless! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:00:28 towards level 139.

[2020/05/29 12:53:06] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 12:53:21] forestchav, jspiros and Jobe [291/3583] have team battled Bisqwit, mattinx and Jonathan [3371/3854] at [643,211] and lost! 15684 days, 05:48:40 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 13:30:11] Jonathan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:06:00 towards level 139.

[2020/05/29 13:50:08] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 13:52:06] ibutsu, Mirc0p and dcraig [1040/3315] have team battled mattinx, Jonathan and Bisqwit [2036/3854] at [278,320] and lost! 0 days, 14:19:32 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 13:58:21] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Jonathan [82/1404] vs Hemingray [207/1097] ... Hemingray advances!

[2020/05/29 14:58:09] Mirc0p, Hemingray and Jonathan [2172/3626] have team battled mattinx, Bisqwit and dcraig [2855/3388] at [347,244] and lost! 4 days, 02:06:39 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 14:59:38] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 15:11:54] Tournament round 1, fight 4: ibutsu [468/1245] vs Jonathan [36/1404] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/05/29 15:20:31] Jonathan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Jonathan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/29 16:04:35] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 16:12:50] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Sexxyman [29/1036] vs Jonathan [1117/1402] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/29 16:32:57] ibutsu, HellSpawn, Jonathan, tabb, choirboy, jspiros, forestchav, systemerror advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 16:33:15] jspiros, Bisqwit and mattinx [598/3653] have team battled dcraig, Jonathan and forestchav [2669/3653] at [420,293] and lost! 13 days, 04:34:02 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 16:36:58] Tournament round 2, fight 1: Jonathan [895/1402] vs tabb [1082/1447] ... tabb advances!

[2020/05/29 17:07:49] Jonathan, dcraig and forestchav [3595/3653] have team battled Jobe, systemerror and mattinx [3061/4062] at [481,255] and won! 4 days, 21:18:02 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 17:22:42] forestchav, Hemingray and jspiros [1715/3473] have team battled Jobe, Jonathan and dcraig [1390/3820] at [611,130] and won! 22 days, 14:21:15 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 17:37:14] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 17:41:27] Tournament round 1, fight 2: choirboy [948/1283] vs Jonathan [397/1402] ... choirboy advances!

[2020/05/29 17:48:43] dcraig, mattinx and ibutsu [1814/3421] have team battled Mirc0p, Hemingray and Jonathan [2042/3624] at [337,143] and lost! 0 days, 10:53:05 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 18:15:54] Jonathan [163/1542] has challenged ibutsu [1112/1218] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:07:34 is added to Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/29 18:36:34] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 19:04:55] Tournament round 1, fight 8: Jonathan [154/1402] vs Mirc0p [738/985] ... Mirc0p advances!

[2020/05/29 19:29:02] Jonathan, systemerror and dcraig [1892/4352] have team battled jspiros, Hemingray and forestchav [3466/3473] at [417,311] and lost! 4 days, 05:47:42 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 19:30:00] dcraig, Hemingray and Jonathan [2546/3717] have team battled jspiros, systemerror and ibutsu [1786/4293] at [379,262] and won! 5 days, 02:09:03 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 19:49:22] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 20:05:46] dcraig, jspiros and Bisqwit [1424/3606] have team battled forestchav, Jonathan and Hemingray [1366/3672] at [433,86] and won! 4890 days, 03:12:20 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 20:51:30] jspiros, dcraig and Hemingray [758/3518] have team battled Jobe, Jonathan and forestchav [3561/3772] at [569,186] and lost! 10 days, 14:06:57 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 20:56:45] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 21:17:04] Tournament round 1, fight 6: Hemingray [51/1097] vs Jonathan [222/1402] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/29 21:25:07] Sexxyman, systemerror, HellSpawn, jspiros, dcraig, Jonathan, tabb, mattinx advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/29 21:41:12] Tournament round 2, fight 4: Jonathan [8/1402] vs Sexxyman [344/1036] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/29 22:11:08] Jonathan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:27:03 towards level 139.

[2020/05/29 22:30:44] tabb, ibutsu and jspiros [2247/3999] have team battled Jonathan, systemerror and choirboy [692/4509] at [305,257] and won! 0 days, 05:44:10 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/29 22:42:33] Jonathan, jspiros and dcraig [2271/3962] have team battled Hemingray, Jobe and forestchav [2781/3327] at [568,231] and lost! 3 days, 14:23:19 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 23:23:52] Jonathan, mattinx and Mirc0p [398/3652] have team battled jspiros, ibutsu and tabb [1849/3975] at [298,184] and lost! 4 days, 07:31:43 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/29 23:24:33] dcraig, choirboy and Jonathan [901/3918] have team battled tabb, ibutsu and jspiros [406/3975] at [324,294] and won! 5 days, 04:13:56 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/30 00:02:41] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 00:18:56] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Jonathan [343/1402] vs forestchav [300/1033] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/30 00:30:59] choirboy, HellSpawn, dcraig, Bisqwit, Jonathan, Mirc0p, blaat, Sexxyman advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 00:39:02] Tournament round 2, fight 2: Bisqwit [938/1077] vs Jonathan [408/1402] ... Bisqwit advances!

[2020/05/30 02:30:03] jspiros, ibutsu and Mirc0p [1511/3516] have team battled systemerror, Jonathan and tabb [3646/4662] at [400,288] and lost! 0 days, 02:29:58 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 02:55:52] Jonathan, Mirc0p and HellSpawn [2887/3947] have team battled choirboy, mattinx and Bisqwit [1799/3590] at [96,302] and won! 4 days, 02:40:52 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/30 03:19:00] Jonathan got hit in the head with a ball launched by an aussie golfer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:26:02 from level 139.

[2020/05/30 03:22:50] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 03:47:10] Tournament round 1, fight 7: Jonathan [871/1402] vs tabb [133/1441] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/30 03:51:11] choirboy, Bisqwit, Hemingray, Sexxyman, HellSpawn, systemerror, Jonathan, dcraig advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 04:00:01] Bisqwit, Jonathan and jspiros [3207/4050] have team battled tabb, ibutsu and Mirc0p [2514/3628] at [361,264] and won! 3 days, 14:37:05 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/30 04:03:15] Tournament round 2, fight 3: dcraig [410/1091] vs Jonathan [944/1402] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/30 04:07:17] systemerror, Bisqwit, Jonathan, Hemingray advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 04:11:18] Tournament round 3, fight 1: Jonathan [672/1402] vs systemerror [915/1679] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/30 04:21:50] jspiros, tabb and Jonathan [48/4302] have team battled Bisqwit, systemerror and blaat [1740/4001] at [336,163] and lost! 2 days, 21:13:18 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 05:08:13] mattinx, Bisqwit and Jonathan [2749/3850] have team battled Sexxyman, HellSpawn and choirboy [1899/3741] at [29,154] and won! 3 days, 10:54:41 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/30 05:52:13] Sexxyman, systemerror and blaat [104/3853] have team battled Bisqwit, Jonathan and tabb [2900/4164] at [276,243] and lost! 0 days, 12:33:44 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 06:11:12] Mirc0p, blaat and Bisqwit [1191/3304] have team battled Jonathan, choirboy and systemerror [1189/4503] at [292,141] and won! 0 days, 15:00:42 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/30 06:17:12] Jonathan and Bisqwit have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 43% of their time is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/30 06:30:22] Mirc0p, Bisqwit and Jonathan [1965/3708] have team battled Sexxyman, choirboy and systemerror [3106/3997] at [233,97] and lost! 1 day, 13:37:57 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 06:30:48] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 06:47:05] Tournament round 1, fight 5: choirboy [436/1282] vs Jonathan [697/1402] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/30 06:59:10] tabb, Bisqwit, dcraig, Mirc0p, Jonathan, Jobe, jspiros, blaat advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 07:00:43] mattinx, Sexxyman and HellSpawn [1233/3580] have team battled choirboy, Jonathan and Bisqwit [2426/4008] at [192,286] and lost! 6 days, 13:20:50 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 07:07:13] Tournament round 2, fight 2: blaat [157/1138] vs Jonathan [179/1402] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/30 07:15:15] Jobe, Jonathan, jspiros, Bisqwit advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 07:19:17] Tournament round 3, fight 1: Jonathan [992/1402] vs Bisqwit [221/1077] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/30 07:23:18] Jonathan, Jobe advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 07:27:19] Jonathan has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 15:38:27 is removed from their time toward level 139.

[2020/05/30 07:27:19] Tournament round 4, fight 1: Jobe [993/1089] vs Jonathan [1234/1402] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/30 07:32:39] Jonathan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Jonathan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/30 08:01:19] systemerror, Mirc0p and blaat [1062/3799] have team battled Bisqwit, Jonathan and choirboy [1976/4008] at [309,149] and lost! 0 days, 15:49:44 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 08:55:04] systemerror, blaat and Bisqwit [1476/4001] have team battled Jonathan, Sexxyman and choirboy [3483/3859] at [220,160] and lost! 0 days, 18:48:56 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 09:21:15] mattinx, HellSpawn and choirboy [539/3825] have team battled systemerror, Jonathan and Sexxyman [2373/4257] at [104,114] and lost! 7 days, 20:20:53 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 09:40:25] Jonathan learned to live, laugh, and love! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:57 towards level 139.

[2020/05/30 10:19:37] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 10:19:49] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Hemingray [827/1107] vs Jonathan [944/1402] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/30 10:47:58] Jonathan, systemerror, forestchav, tabb, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, blaat, mattinx advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 10:56:00] Tournament round 2, fight 2: mattinx [573/1022] vs Jonathan [628/1402] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/30 11:04:03] systemerror, Jonathan, forestchav, tabb advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 11:12:05] forestchav, Jonathan advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 11:12:05] Tournament round 3, fight 2: Jonathan [896/1402] vs systemerror [27/1679] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/30 11:15:54] Jonathan [743/1542] has challenged Hemingray [223/1107] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:17:55 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/30 11:16:06] Tournament round 4, fight 1: Jonathan [482/1402] vs forestchav [626/1033] ... forestchav advances!

[2020/05/30 12:20:15] mattinx, systemerror and HellSpawn [1066/4223] have team battled choirboy, Jonathan and Sexxyman [2656/3851] at [45,27] and lost! 9 days, 09:25:16 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 13:15:54] Jobe [906/1194] has challenged Jonathan [434/1542] in combat and won! 823203 days, 11:48:29 is removed from Jobe's clock.

[2020/05/30 13:22:35] choirboy, Jonathan and jspiros [2683/4143] have team battled mattinx, Sexxyman and systemerror [2576/3834] at [220,316] and won! 0 days, 06:34:02 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/30 14:07:01] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 14:14:15] Sexxyman, choirboy and jspiros [2855/3633] have team battled Jonathan, mattinx and systemerror [3426/4344] at [187,153] and lost! 272 days, 17:30:13 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 14:31:21] Tournament round 1, fight 7: Jonathan [1309/1402] vs mattinx [991/1021] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/30 14:35:23] ibutsu, tabb, forestchav, blaat, dcraig, Hemingray, Jonathan, systemerror advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 14:51:28] blaat, dcraig, systemerror, Jonathan advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 14:51:28] Tournament round 2, fight 4: forestchav [7/1033] vs Jonathan [796/1402] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/30 14:55:29] Tournament round 3, fight 1: Jonathan [341/1402] vs systemerror [1256/1679] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/05/30 15:15:53] ibutsu [599/1210] has challenged Jonathan [892/1542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:01 is added to ibutsu's clock.

[2020/05/30 16:15:54] Jonathan [842/1543] has challenged choirboy [999/1277] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:38:12 is added to Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/30 16:30:33] Sexxyman, mattinx and choirboy [813/3432] have team battled ibutsu, Jonathan and systemerror [4159/4432] at [8,40] and lost! 10 days, 02:48:39 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 17:58:21] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 18:13:07] Jonathan, tabb and dcraig [2019/4072] have team battled HellSpawn, Sexxyman and ibutsu [3466/3649] at [117,222] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:46 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 18:26:42] Tournament round 1, fight 8: Jonathan [333/1403] vs HellSpawn [986/1407] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/05/30 19:06:13] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 19:19:17] Sexxyman, systemerror and HellSpawn [3667/4118] have team battled Jonathan, dcraig and forestchav [161/3668] at [64,189] and won! 9 days, 05:20:44 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/30 19:22:29] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Jonathan [5/1403] vs dcraig [619/1092] ... dcraig advances!

[2020/05/30 20:12:52] ibutsu, Jonathan and choirboy [129/4030] have team battled Sexxyman, systemerror and HellSpawn [3987/4118] at [47,212] and lost! 0 days, 05:08:10 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/30 20:22:07] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 20:38:23] Tournament round 1, fight 5: Jonathan [1057/1403] vs Hemingray [302/1107] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/30 20:50:26] HellSpawn, tabb, dcraig, systemerror, Jonathan, jspiros, Mirc0p, blaat advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/30 20:54:28] Tournament round 2, fight 1: Mirc0p [309/978] vs Jonathan [40/1403] ... Mirc0p advances!

[2020/05/30 22:09:37] Jonathan sold themselves for cash. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:56 from level 139.

[2020/05/30 22:15:43] tabb, systemerror and Jobe [2726/4308] have team battled choirboy, HellSpawn and Jonathan [113/4227] at [25,276] and won! 22 days, 17:15:46 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/31 00:13:38] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 00:27:52] HellSpawn, Mirc0p and forestchav [1266/3415] have team battled Sexxyman, Jobe and Jonathan [2222/3768] at [647,35] and lost! 1 day, 16:11:37 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 00:46:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Jonathan with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:54:10 from level 139.

[2020/05/31 01:02:37] HellSpawn, Jobe and dcraig [957/3692] have team battled Jonathan, Mirc0p and forestchav [3045/3550] at [595,179] and lost! 7 days, 12:28:22 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 01:05:14] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 02:02:50] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 02:30:04] Jonathan watercooled their Honda Civic! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:47 towards level 139.

[2020/05/31 02:31:11] tabb, forestchav, Bisqwit, blaat, Sexxyman, mattinx, dcraig, Jonathan advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 02:31:11] Tournament round 1, fight 8: Jonathan [529/1403] vs Jobe [0/1085] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/31 02:39:13] Tournament round 2, fight 2: dcraig [660/1092] vs Jonathan [1343/1403] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/31 02:47:15] tabb, Jonathan, Sexxyman, blaat advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 02:55:18] Tournament round 3, fight 2: Jonathan [35/1403] vs tabb [936/1434] ... tabb advances!

[2020/05/31 04:58:47] dcraig, Mirc0p and Bisqwit [269/3250] have team battled Jonathan, HellSpawn and forestchav [3191/3979] at [630,15] and lost! 1 day, 21:03:24 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 05:30:21] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 06:15:54] Jonathan [974/1543] has challenged ibutsu [1158/1212] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:53:31 is added to Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/31 06:23:44] systemerror, forestchav and choirboy [3057/3973] have team battled Hemingray, Jonathan and tabb [2833/4074] at [124,17] and won! 20 days, 14:52:49 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/31 06:24:39] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 06:28:52] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Jonathan [972/1403] vs mattinx [183/1021] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/31 06:52:59] Sexxyman, Jonathan, Mirc0p, systemerror, HellSpawn, Bisqwit, Hemingray, tabb advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 07:09:05] Sexxyman, Mirc0p, Bisqwit, Jonathan advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 07:09:05] Tournament round 2, fight 4: Hemingray [579/1097] vs Jonathan [1397/1403] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/31 07:17:07] Tournament round 3, fight 2: Sexxyman [594/1031] vs Jonathan [530/1403] ... Sexxyman advances!

[2020/05/31 09:16:40] Jonathan [744/1543] has come upon choirboy [741/1274] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:35:13 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/31 09:23:03] Jonathan threw a tremendous AfterNET party! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:55 towards level 139.

[2020/05/31 09:27:47] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 09:52:06] Tournament round 1, fight 7: Jonathan [9/1403] vs dcraig [708/1089] ... dcraig advances!

[2020/05/31 09:52:54] HellSpawn, Bisqwit and tabb [3232/4024] have team battled choirboy, Jonathan and forestchav [1364/3846] at [1,107] and won! 3 days, 03:33:31 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/31 10:15:53] Jonathan [267/1543] has challenged ibutsu [4/1202] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:44 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/31 12:00:38] Jonathan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:44 towards level 139.

[2020/05/31 12:31:16] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 12:31:27] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Jonathan [683/1403] vs Hemingray [1005/1097] ... Hemingray advances!

[2020/05/31 12:53:06] Jonathan saw nerdie's boobs! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:19 towards level 139.

[2020/05/31 12:59:49] Jobe, forestchav and Jonathan [424/3758] have team battled blaat, jspiros and ibutsu [661/3721] at [478,233] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:12 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 13:02:43] Jonathan had to listen to SysV and went insane. Suicide followed. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:03 from level 139.

[2020/05/31 13:33:34] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 13:39:34] Jobe, dcraig and forestchav [2720/3304] have team battled Jonathan, jspiros and ibutsu [3265/4033] at [580,148] and lost! 889 days, 15:47:12 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 14:16:25] Jonathan fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Jonathan's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/31 14:17:21] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 14:17:33] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Mirc0p [285/978] vs Jonathan [715/1401] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/31 14:53:33] Jonathan installed compact fluorescent light bulbs throughout their house and saved a ton on their electric bill! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:55 towards level 139.

[2020/05/31 15:04:20] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 15:08:32] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Jonathan [598/1401] vs forestchav [880/1029] ... forestchav advances!

[2020/05/31 17:20:48] Jonathan, dcraig and Jobe [813/3814] have team battled ibutsu, blaat and forestchav [690/3454] at [560,41] and won! 0 days, 00:50:52 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/31 17:22:28] ibutsu, blaat and forestchav [2567/3454] have team battled Jonathan, dcraig and Jobe [3435/3814] at [625,16] and lost! 0 days, 11:15:15 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 18:19:56] dcraig, jspiros and ibutsu [1612/3579] have team battled HellSpawn, forestchav and Jonathan [3340/4005] at [536,247] and lost! 0 days, 11:57:55 is added to their clocks.

[2020/05/31 18:50:51] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 19:50:40] Jobe, dcraig and Jonathan [1989/3814] have team battled forestchav, ibutsu and jspiros [1046/3530] at [521,167] and won! 0 days, 00:10:43 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/31 20:00:15] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 20:15:53] Jonathan [456/1541] has challenged Bisqwit [445/1180] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:50 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/31 20:15:53] Jonathan has dealt Bisqwit a Critical Strike! 1041 days, 09:05:20 is added to Bisqwit's clock.

[2020/05/31 20:20:25] Jonathan, forestchav and Sexxyman [1578/3601] have team battled ibutsu, jspiros and dcraig [459/3590] at [608,270] and won! 0 days, 00:00:51 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/05/31 20:23:52] Jonathan [869/1541] has challenged choirboy [604/1247] in combat and won! 9148 days, 02:51:30 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/31 20:23:52] Jonathan, the Master of the gym, has attained level 139! Next level in 70370 days, 03:31:38.

[2020/05/31 20:23:52] You found a level 28 ring. Your current ring is level 493, so it seems Luck is against you. You toss the ring. (Jonathan)

[2020/05/31 20:32:57] Jonathan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Jonathan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/05/31 20:55:21] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 21:15:54] Jonathan [53/1522] has challenged Sexxyman [52/1031] in combat and won! 41630 days, 22:54:18 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/05/31 21:19:40] Tournament round 1, fight 7: mattinx [243/1018] vs Jonathan [718/1384] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/31 21:23:42] dcraig, Jobe, blaat, HellSpawn, systemerror, Hemingray, Jonathan, tabb advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 21:35:45] Tournament round 2, fight 3: dcraig [543/1089] vs Jonathan [885/1384] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/05/31 21:39:46] HellSpawn, tabb, Jonathan, Jobe advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/05/31 21:43:48] Tournament round 3, fight 1: Jonathan [136/1384] vs HellSpawn [407/1435] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/06/01 00:38:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 00:42:03] Jonathan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Jonathan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/06/01 01:35:26] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 01:35:38] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Jonathan [129/1382] vs forestchav [436/1029] ... forestchav advances!

[2020/06/01 02:46:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 03:03:58] HellSpawn, mattinx and blaat [1365/3784] have team battled Jonathan, choirboy and jspiros [1295/4074] at [118,218] and won! 0 days, 17:29:41 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 03:11:03] ibutsu, Jonathan and jspiros [2444/4021] have team battled mattinx, HellSpawn and blaat [3145/3784] at [181,293] and lost! 0 days, 09:52:52 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/01 03:38:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jonathan 3308 days, 16:37:47 toward level 140.

[2020/06/01 03:39:58] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 04:32:57] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 04:33:09] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Mirc0p [33/1137] vs Jonathan [384/1382] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/01 05:01:17] Jonathan, mattinx, choirboy, HellSpawn, systemerror, ibutsu, jspiros, tabb advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 05:13:21] Tournament round 2, fight 3: Jonathan [301/1382] vs HellSpawn [1116/1433] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/06/01 05:13:37] tabb, Mirc0p and Jonathan [3814/4090] have team battled Hemingray, Bisqwit and Jobe [2048/3453] at [306,38] and won! 1 day, 03:15:12 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 05:15:53] Jobe [491/1183] has challenged Jonathan [1086/1520] in combat and lost! 20648 days, 23:42:33 is added to Jobe's clock.

[2020/06/01 05:56:42] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 06:00:55] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Jonathan [14/1382] vs forestchav [417/1029] ... forestchav advances!

[2020/06/01 06:15:53] Jonathan [596/1520] has challenged dcraig [222/1088] in combat and won! 9605 days, 22:26:16 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/06/01 06:48:28] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 07:16:49] dcraig, systemerror, ibutsu, HellSpawn, tabb, Hemingray, Mirc0p, Jonathan advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 07:16:49] Tournament round 1, fight 8: Jonathan [1309/1382] vs Bisqwit [632/1067] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/01 07:28:53] Tournament round 2, fight 3: Mirc0p [321/1135] vs Jonathan [1193/1382] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/01 07:32:54] ibutsu, dcraig, Jonathan, HellSpawn advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 07:36:55] Tournament round 3, fight 1: Jonathan [360/1382] vs HellSpawn [465/1433] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/06/01 07:49:31] Bisqwit, Jonathan and choirboy [1621/3940] have team battled HellSpawn, mattinx and ibutsu [1788/3736] at [283,294] and lost! 326 days, 12:24:34 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/01 08:08:52] HellSpawn, jspiros and Jonathan [4176/4260] have team battled choirboy, ibutsu and Bisqwit [3561/3607] at [287,320] and won! 0 days, 04:57:46 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 08:12:51] Jonathan discovered an iPod Nano in their couch! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 560 days, 02:57:22 towards level 140.

[2020/06/01 08:38:25] Jonathan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 515 days, 07:29:08 towards level 140.

[2020/06/01 08:43:54] Sexxyman, jspiros and Jonathan [1652/3858] have team battled ibutsu, choirboy and systemerror [3433/4015] at [21,169] and lost! 202 days, 03:49:13 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/01 09:13:12] Jonathan, ibutsu and choirboy [846/3958] have team battled Sexxyman, jspiros and mattinx [1712/3454] at [38,167] and lost! 0 days, 04:10:50 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/01 10:17:03] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 10:57:22] jspiros, Mirc0p and Jobe [1533/3626] have team battled Hemingray, Jonathan and mattinx [216/3733] at [175,168] and won! 89 days, 17:33:39 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 10:59:50] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 11:00:01] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Jonathan [427/1382] vs Mirc0p [1023/1135] ... Mirc0p advances!

[2020/06/01 11:07:19] Jonathan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Jonathan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/06/01 11:07:33] Jonathan, Sexxyman and choirboy [3397/3796] have team battled mattinx, jspiros and Jobe [1090/3607] at [45,153] and won! 392 days, 02:45:30 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 12:06:59] The Southwest lost, and the TTL of Jonathan is doubled (11472 days, 07:42:22).

[2020/06/01 12:12:38] mattinx, jspiros and Jonathan [1494/3943] have team battled Bisqwit, Sexxyman and choirboy [3422/3701] at [57,304] and lost! 0 days, 21:46:03 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/01 13:36:18] Jonathan screwed over Verizon Wireless! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1262 days, 01:09:30 towards level 140.

[2020/06/01 14:03:20] Jobe, Sexxyman and choirboy [667/3712] have team battled Jonathan, Bisqwit and HellSpawn [1972/4126] at [96,291] and lost! 170 days, 12:42:11 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/01 14:07:56] choirboy, Jonathan and Bisqwit [2412/4190] have team battled Jobe, HellSpawn and Sexxyman [2197/3648] at [61,316] and won! 204 days, 15:13:42 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 14:15:54] HellSpawn [389/1433] has challenged Jonathan [1480/1520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:27 is added to HellSpawn's clock.

[2020/06/01 14:28:38] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 15:12:20] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 15:30:24] Jobe, choirboy and Mirc0p [1825/3816] have team battled mattinx, jspiros and Jonathan [800/3953] at [25,217] and won! 180 days, 22:30:27 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 15:49:50] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 16:10:07] Tournament round 1, fight 6: Jonathan [1223/1382] vs HellSpawn [203/1404] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/01 16:18:10] Hemingray, jspiros, systemerror, dcraig, Mirc0p, Jonathan, blaat, choirboy advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 16:25:30] Jonathan, Jobe and Mirc0p [1837/3837] have team battled jspiros, mattinx and Hemingray [1793/3530] at [63,64] and won! 2001 days, 06:33:20 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 16:26:13] Tournament round 2, fight 2: Jonathan [1001/1382] vs systemerror [107/1325] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/01 16:34:15] blaat, Jonathan, Hemingray, jspiros advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 16:38:16] Tournament round 3, fight 1: jspiros [283/1198] vs Jonathan [138/1382] ... jspiros advances!

[2020/06/01 19:21:54] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 20:04:09] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 20:28:28] Tournament round 1, fight 7: Sexxyman [260/1031] vs Jonathan [988/1382] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/01 20:32:29] mattinx, blaat, forestchav, ibutsu, jspiros, HellSpawn, Jonathan, dcraig advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 20:44:33] Tournament round 2, fight 3: Jonathan [96/1382] vs mattinx [993/1015] ... mattinx advances!

[2020/06/01 21:36:10] choirboy, tabb and Sexxyman [2626/3956] have team battled blaat, Jonathan and systemerror [3621/4074] at [568,4] and lost! 0 days, 02:55:58 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/01 21:45:26] blaat, systemerror and Jonathan [1820/4074] have team battled forestchav, Hemingray and dcraig [255/3203] at [405,8] and won! 3 days, 16:51:51 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 22:36:04] Jonathan got an OC-192 connection! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 880 days, 02:59:24 towards level 140.

[2020/06/01 22:53:46] tabb, Sexxyman and choirboy [3328/3956] have team battled ibutsu, blaat and Jonathan [2416/3938] at [494,322] and won! 0 days, 03:15:39 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/01 23:16:25] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/01 23:36:43] Tournament round 1, fight 6: Jonathan [1036/1382] vs mattinx [929/1015] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/01 23:44:46] choirboy, HellSpawn, systemerror, Hemingray, Sexxyman, Jonathan, blaat, Bisqwit advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 00:11:23] blaat, forestchav and tabb [606/3686] have team battled Jonathan, systemerror and Sexxyman [731/3862] at [597,3] and lost! 0 days, 02:20:59 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 00:12:50] Mirc0p, jspiros and ibutsu [313/3627] have team battled Jonathan, dcraig and mattinx [1624/3722] at [279,97] and lost! 1 day, 23:08:06 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 00:28:11] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 00:48:00] Sexxyman, choirboy and Bisqwit [812/3695] have team battled blaat, forestchav and Jonathan [3755/3778] at [522,281] and lost! 76 days, 05:52:28 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 01:03:11] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 01:37:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jonathan 1270 days, 22:21:54 toward level 140.

[2020/06/02 01:53:32] forestchav, tabb and choirboy [455/3954] have team battled Sexxyman, systemerror and Jonathan [594/3862] at [640,184] and lost! 0 days, 02:48:42 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 02:00:53] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 02:01:05] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Bisqwit [798/1061] vs Jonathan [912/1382] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/02 02:51:00] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 03:54:26] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 04:14:45] Tournament round 1, fight 6: Jonathan [790/1382] vs Sexxyman [205/1031] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/02 04:17:22] systemerror, Sexxyman and blaat [646/3571] have team battled choirboy, Jonathan and Bisqwit [2906/4184] at [455,213] and lost! 1 day, 21:55:18 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 04:22:47] HellSpawn, Jobe, jspiros, tabb, forestchav, Jonathan, Mirc0p, ibutsu advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 04:26:30] blaat, choirboy and Jonathan [257/4246] have team battled Bisqwit, systemerror and Sexxyman [2132/3509] at [394,305] and lost! 2 days, 07:04:32 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 04:34:51] Tournament round 2, fight 3: Jonathan [72/1382] vs jspiros [158/1187] ... jspiros advances!

[2020/06/02 04:45:21] tabb, Jonathan and choirboy [61/4445] have team battled blaat, systemerror and Sexxyman [2661/3571] at [640,222] and lost! 0 days, 22:04:37 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 05:17:48] Jonathan got an Asian girlfriend! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 292 days, 15:36:51 towards level 140.

[2020/06/02 06:11:49] Mirc0p, blaat and choirboy [1846/3859] have team battled Jonathan, Sexxyman and tabb [3939/3964] at [610,231] and lost! 2 days, 17:44:23 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 07:49:46] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 07:53:59] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Hemingray [15/1088] vs Jonathan [79/1369] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/02 08:16:35] systemerror, Jonathan and forestchav [36/3845] have team battled Bisqwit, HellSpawn and Sexxyman [3034/3599] at [336,240] and lost! 3 days, 22:23:42 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 08:42:29] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 08:43:56] systemerror, choirboy and blaat [127/4037] have team battled Jonathan, Mirc0p and Sexxyman [342/3664] at [629,53] and lost! 4 days, 12:27:02 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 09:15:53] Jonathan [475/1505] has challenged choirboy [440/1497] in combat and won! 723 days, 08:04:57 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/06/02 09:22:14] Jonathan, Mirc0p and systemerror [812/3948] have team battled tabb, blaat and choirboy [3234/4154] at [639,85] and lost! 5 days, 14:44:43 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 09:33:11] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 09:46:32] blaat, choirboy and Jonathan [817/4231] have team battled mattinx, systemerror and Mirc0p [1437/3556] at [604,207] and lost! 6 days, 11:56:38 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 10:20:04] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 10:27:08] blaat, Mirc0p and Jonathan [2255/3866] have team battled forestchav, mattinx and choirboy [2110/3639] at [528,186] and won! 7 days, 18:59:50 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 10:40:23] Tournament round 1, fight 6: ibutsu [648/1189] vs Jonathan [161/1369] ... ibutsu advances!

[2020/06/02 11:16:08] mattinx, blaat and choirboy [1559/3839] have team battled Mirc0p, ibutsu and Jonathan [3687/3826] at [613,113] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:26 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 11:34:16] ibutsu, blaat and Jonathan [2939/3923] have team battled forestchav, mattinx and dcraig [2641/3226] at [451,191] and won! 1 day, 17:40:01 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 11:40:25] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 11:51:38] blaat, choirboy and Mirc0p [3427/3858] have team battled ibutsu, Jonathan and mattinx [845/3807] at [596,237] and won! 5 days, 16:29:38 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 12:08:45] Hemingray, HellSpawn, systemerror, ibutsu, Sexxyman, jspiros, dcraig, Jonathan advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 12:08:45] Tournament round 1, fight 8: Jonathan [534/1369] vs Mirc0p [189/1132] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/02 12:20:48] Tournament round 2, fight 3: Jonathan [1255/1369] vs systemerror [1037/1311] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/02 12:24:49] ibutsu, HellSpawn, Jonathan, Sexxyman advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 12:28:50] Tournament round 3, fight 1: Jonathan [73/1369] vs HellSpawn [910/1428] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/06/02 13:45:30] Jonathan, blaat and mattinx [1729/3847] have team battled choirboy, Mirc0p and ibutsu [1147/3818] at [534,66] and won! 3 days, 15:02:15 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 15:15:54] dcraig [190/1084] has challenged Jonathan [285/1505] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:22:18 is added to dcraig's clock.

[2020/06/02 15:20:57] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 15:30:23] Jonathan, forestchav and blaat [1774/3763] have team battled mattinx, ibutsu and choirboy [2816/3799] at [648,190] and lost! 2 days, 17:35:40 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/02 16:36:08] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 17:01:08] choirboy, forestchav and mattinx [3354/3639] have team battled Jonathan, blaat and ibutsu [2152/3923] at [584,110] and won! 25 days, 19:21:02 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 17:15:17] mattinx, Jonathan and blaat [3600/3847] have team battled choirboy, forestchav and HellSpawn [3444/3954] at [629,200] and won! 3 days, 00:04:21 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 17:15:53] Jonathan [604/1505] has challenged mattinx [139/1113] in combat and won! 2371 days, 04:22:00 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/06/02 17:16:08] Jonathan fabricated an ultrasonic cat repeller! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 123 days, 09:33:27 towards level 140.

[2020/06/02 17:28:41] mattinx, forestchav and HellSpawn [3318/3570] have team battled systemerror, Jonathan and blaat [758/4045] at [422,9] and won! 9 days, 03:47:09 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 17:31:20] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 17:35:33] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Hemingray [964/1088] vs Jonathan [227/1369] ... Hemingray advances!

[2020/06/02 18:10:45] forestchav, mattinx and Jonathan [1663/3647] have team battled dcraig, blaat and choirboy [420/3808] at [515,311] and won! 468 days, 21:44:13 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 18:27:46] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 18:36:01] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Jonathan [815/1369] vs HellSpawn [792/1402] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/02 19:25:57] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 19:30:09] Tournament round 1, fight 2: mattinx [564/1012] vs Jonathan [425/1369] ... mattinx advances!

[2020/06/02 20:44:59] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 20:49:12] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Jonathan [255/1369] vs dcraig [455/1084] ... dcraig advances!

[2020/06/02 20:53:17] Jonathan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 187 days, 13:13:26 towards level 140.

[2020/06/02 21:56:24] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 22:36:21] ibutsu, Mirc0p and Jonathan [2496/3823] have team battled choirboy, systemerror and dcraig [394/3888] at [184,284] and won! 0 days, 05:14:44 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/02 22:40:52] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 23:05:11] Tournament round 1, fight 7: ibutsu [72/1186] vs Jonathan [907/1369] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/02 23:09:12] tabb, mattinx, Jobe, Mirc0p, jspiros, Sexxyman, Jonathan, systemerror advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/02 23:15:54] Jonathan [1264/1505] has challenged Hemingray [562/1088] in combat and won! 691 days, 22:23:28 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/06/02 23:21:17] Tournament round 2, fight 3: tabb [1089/1427] vs Jonathan [437/1369] ... tabb advances!

[2020/06/02 23:51:50] Jonathan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 39 days, 19:51:22 towards level 140.

[2020/06/03 00:06:13] Mirc0p, Hemingray and Jonathan [2641/3724] have team battled Bisqwit, forestchav and jspiros [3207/3469] at [415,33] and lost! 191 days, 04:03:41 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 01:40:36] blaat, systemerror and mattinx [93/3654] have team battled forestchav, Jonathan and jspiros [3009/3813] at [506,188] and lost! 0 days, 09:00:35 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 02:09:21] Jonathan, Hemingray and Mirc0p [2972/3724] have team battled Jobe, Sexxyman and Bisqwit [255/3382] at [140,39] and won! 229 days, 09:15:48 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 02:18:12] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 02:57:30] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 03:34:11] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 03:45:42] systemerror, Jonathan and jspiros [3631/4092] have team battled blaat, forestchav and dcraig [2269/3333] at [416,210] and won! 0 days, 08:18:31 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 04:18:00] dcraig, Jonathan and Hemingray [1694/3664] have team battled jspiros, blaat and Bisqwit [1260/3678] at [528,200] and won! 6 days, 05:40:16 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 04:22:18] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 04:38:34] Tournament round 1, fight 5: blaat [292/1233] vs Jonathan [162/1369] ... blaat advances!

[2020/06/03 04:57:41] Hemingray, Mirc0p and blaat [3195/3452] have team battled dcraig, Jonathan and jspiros [3206/3858] at [480,52] and lost! 1 day, 11:26:30 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 05:19:42] tabb, blaat and Jonathan [1267/4164] have team battled jspiros, Hemingray and Mirc0p [1546/3498] at [550,39] and lost! 1 day, 18:27:24 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 06:06:14] Hemingray, Jonathan and Mirc0p [2729/3718] have team battled dcraig, mattinx and jspiros [744/3458] at [345,15] and won! 65 days, 02:23:40 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 06:10:38] choirboy, systemerror and dcraig [2441/3877] have team battled Bisqwit, Jonathan and blaat [2484/3906] at [364,306] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:43 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 06:12:43] Bisqwit, dcraig and Hemingray [2280/3317] have team battled jspiros, Jonathan and blaat [875/4018] at [405,203] and won! 2 days, 23:43:07 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 06:15:54] Hemingray [345/1079] has challenged Jonathan [279/1507] in combat and won! 15735 days, 01:37:24 is removed from Hemingray's clock.

[2020/06/03 07:16:08] Jonathan, dcraig and jspiros [3195/3858] have team battled tabb, blaat and Bisqwit [2541/3823] at [535,180] and won! 2 days, 09:09:49 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 07:26:40] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 07:26:52] Tournament round 1, fight 1: systemerror [242/1308] vs Jonathan [70/1371] ... systemerror advances!

[2020/06/03 08:11:18] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 08:29:19] Hemingray, Mirc0p and blaat [2186/3444] have team battled Bisqwit, Jonathan and jspiros [451/3952] at [432,137] and won! 0 days, 22:30:23 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 08:40:14] Jonathan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Jonathan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/06/03 09:01:03] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 09:52:11] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 09:52:22] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Jobe [366/1077] vs Jonathan [753/1369] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/03 09:52:42] blaat, Jonathan and Bisqwit [2618/3904] have team battled jspiros, Mirc0p and tabb [1654/3834] at [563,210] and won! 0 days, 15:34:42 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 10:20:31] Jonathan, ibutsu, tabb, mattinx, Bisqwit, choirboy, blaat, dcraig advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 10:57:35] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 11:10:41] Mirc0p, Hemingray and Bisqwit [365/3377] have team battled Jonathan, dcraig and jspiros [23/3855] at [643,110] and won! 51 days, 20:23:57 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 11:25:55] mattinx, forestchav, dcraig, tabb, choirboy, blaat, systemerror, Jonathan advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 11:25:55] Tournament round 1, fight 8: ibutsu [222/1173] vs Jonathan [340/1369] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/03 11:42:01] blaat, forestchav, systemerror, Jonathan advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 11:42:01] Tournament round 2, fight 4: mattinx [250/1008] vs Jonathan [299/1369] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/03 11:50:04] forestchav, Jonathan advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 11:50:04] Tournament round 3, fight 2: Jonathan [577/1369] vs blaat [126/1233] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/03 11:54:05] Tournament round 4, fight 1: forestchav [620/1025] vs Jonathan [146/1369] ... forestchav advances!

[2020/06/03 12:13:25] systemerror, blaat and Jonathan [1878/4069] have team battled Bisqwit, dcraig and mattinx [1498/3346] at [621,305] and won! 0 days, 10:46:41 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 12:14:07] Bisqwit, mattinx and systemerror [3207/3605] have team battled blaat, Mirc0p and Jonathan [3829/3870] at [399,228] and lost! 626 days, 19:18:43 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 12:44:37] jspiros, Mirc0p and Jonathan [513/3904] have team battled choirboy, ibutsu and Hemingray [2663/3748] at [304,77] and lost! 0 days, 22:49:21 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 13:03:14] Jonathan got molested by CyberWorld. This terrible calamity has slowed them 92 days, 21:52:10 from level 140.

[2020/06/03 13:20:35] Jonathan, Bisqwit and HellSpawn [696/4106] have team battled dcraig, Hemingray and blaat [337/3383] at [493,259] and won! 4 days, 21:56:29 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 13:30:59] mattinx, forestchav and HellSpawn [2746/3534] have team battled blaat, Jonathan and Bisqwit [2025/3938] at [611,161] and won! 3 days, 22:19:07 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 13:36:44] jspiros, Jonathan, mattinx, and tabb have been chosen by the gods to escape Pyongyang and the rule of Kim Jong-il to seek asylum in China. Participants must first reach [556,88], then [516,106]. See http://www.afternet.org/idle/quest.php to monitor their journey's progress.

[2020/06/03 13:42:58] Jobe, systemerror and choirboy [493/4012] have team battled Jonathan, blaat and Hemingray [3797/3816] at [294,298] and lost! 27 days, 18:28:22 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 14:38:54] forestchav, Hemingray and Jonathan [1239/3606] have team battled choirboy, blaat and Mirc0p [3569/3894] at [413,298] and lost! 187 days, 00:01:05 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 15:12:34] Jonathan, blaat and mattinx [3449/3846] have team battled Mirc0p, forestchav and Bisqwit [142/3355] at [567,318] and won! 0 days, 14:03:48 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 15:43:48] systemerror, blaat and forestchav [3248/3587] have team battled Hemingray, Jonathan and choirboy [109/4112] at [294,275] and won! 0 days, 11:08:48 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 15:48:41] dcraig, mattinx and Bisqwit [2275/3380] have team battled Mirc0p, blaat and Jonathan [1260/3870] at [568,261] and won! 3 days, 15:45:08 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 16:15:54] choirboy [108/1529] has challenged Jonathan [444/1505] in combat and lost! 29 days, 10:51:40 is added to choirboy's clock.

[2020/06/03 16:18:52] Jonathan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 89 days, 21:38:51 towards level 140.

[2020/06/03 16:27:08] Bisqwit, forestchav and blaat [717/3456] have team battled Jonathan, jspiros and mattinx [2496/3880] at [544,319] and lost! 0 days, 08:46:22 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 16:51:04] dcraig, Mirc0p and mattinx [3243/3310] have team battled Bisqwit, jspiros and Jonathan [921/3972] at [382,116] and won! 2 days, 21:59:37 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 16:57:53] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 17:24:15] Mirc0p, Jonathan and systemerror [2253/3966] have team battled dcraig, mattinx and jspiros [2560/3447] at [361,122] and lost! 31 days, 17:54:30 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 17:42:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 17:50:58] Tournament round 1, fight 3: jspiros [930/1152] vs Jonathan [1336/1369] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/03 18:11:01] Bisqwit, tabb and Jonathan [4086/4129] have team battled jspiros, Mirc0p and mattinx [2337/3505] at [528,91] and won! 213 days, 02:35:50 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 18:47:32] Jonathan, forestchav and jspiros [2067/3795] have team battled Mirc0p, mattinx and Bisqwit [2190/3438] at [371,121] and lost! 0 days, 14:55:37 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 19:03:40] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 19:20:06] Jonathan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 51 days, 04:19:47 towards level 140.

[2020/06/03 19:32:02] Jonathan lagged. This terrible calamity has slowed them 32 days, 01:44:43 from level 140.

[2020/06/03 19:59:45] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 20:07:58] Tournament round 1, fight 3: Bisqwit [675/1091] vs Jonathan [1262/1369] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/03 20:28:05] Hemingray, choirboy, Jonathan, dcraig, systemerror, HellSpawn, jspiros, Sexxyman advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 20:43:34] Jonathan, mattinx and forestchav [1747/3636] have team battled Mirc0p, jspiros and Bisqwit [856/3584] at [546,314] and won! 166 days, 18:26:16 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/03 21:10:58] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 21:15:11] Tournament round 1, fight 2: Jonathan [1173/1369] vs dcraig [740/1067] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/03 22:01:58] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 22:07:05] choirboy, blaat and Mirc0p [2000/3892] have team battled forestchav, Jonathan and HellSpawn [2301/3900] at [230,224] and lost! 0 days, 08:03:47 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/03 23:02:58] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 23:03:09] Tournament round 1, fight 1: tabb [332/1424] vs Jonathan [725/1369] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/03 23:15:15] Jonathan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 33 days, 08:21:40 towards level 140.

[2020/06/03 23:31:17] Jonathan, systemerror, Jobe, mattinx, HellSpawn, Bisqwit, Mirc0p, jspiros advance to round 2 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 23:43:22] Tournament round 2, fight 3: Bisqwit [299/1091] vs Jonathan [443/1369] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/03 23:47:23] HellSpawn, systemerror, Jonathan, Jobe advance to round 3 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 23:51:24] Tournament round 3, fight 1: Jonathan [650/1369] vs systemerror [637/1331] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/03 23:55:25] Jonathan, HellSpawn advance to round 4 of the royal tournament.

[2020/06/03 23:59:27] Tournament round 4, fight 1: HellSpawn [842/1372] vs Jonathan [689/1369] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/06/04 01:37:52] Jonathan watercooled their Snapple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 08:10:45 towards level 140.

[2020/06/04 02:39:54] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/04 03:13:47] ibutsu [694/1173] has come upon Jonathan [1009/1505] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:39:09 is added to ibutsu's clock.

[2020/06/04 03:13:48] Jonathan [991/1505] has come upon ibutsu [415/1173] and taken them in combat! 103 days, 09:06:00 is removed from Jonathan's clock.

[2020/06/04 03:42:24] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/04 03:54:39] Tournament round 1, fight 4: HellSpawn [329/1372] vs Jonathan [10/1369] ... HellSpawn advances!

[2020/06/04 04:06:16] Jobe, forestchav and Mirc0p [1833/3332] have team battled jspiros, systemerror and Jonathan [1968/4062] at [285,54] and lost! 19 days, 12:42:23 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/04 04:18:38] Sexxyman, Jonathan and systemerror [2899/3858] have team battled dcraig, choirboy and HellSpawn [2782/3968] at [34,99] and won! 100 days, 22:30:19 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/04 05:38:32] systemerror, Jonathan and dcraig [767/3885] have team battled choirboy, Hemingray and jspiros [3546/3848] at [68,12] and lost! 1 day, 10:48:12 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/04 06:44:44] Jonathan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Jonathan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[2020/06/04 07:06:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/04 07:06:56] Tournament round 1, fight 1: Mirc0p [365/1130] vs Jonathan [291/1368] ... Mirc0p advances!

[2020/06/04 07:16:05] Mirc0p, forestchav and jspiros [596/3396] have team battled Jonathan, Bisqwit and Jobe [1505/3883] at [320,26] and lost! 0 days, 04:24:07 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/04 07:47:02] Jonathan got a taste of Snabbit's 15-inch black rubber cock! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 40 days, 12:08:06 towards level 140.

[2020/06/04 07:48:53] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/04 08:59:50] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/04 09:05:17] systemerror, Sexxyman and tabb [1097/3772] have team battled choirboy, Jonathan and dcraig [403/4100] at [3,276] and won! 1708 days, 11:10:19 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/04 09:13:14] dcraig, Sexxyman and tabb [43/3526] have team battled blaat, Jonathan and choirboy [3922/4251] at [23,121] and lost! 1 day, 20:15:26 is added to their clocks.

[2020/06/04 09:13:38] Jonathan, Bisqwit, blaat, and tabb have been chosen by the gods to sneak into the United States from Mexico and take jobs from hardworking Americans. Participants must first reach [141,124], then [112,98]. See http://www.afternet.org/idle/quest.php to monitor their journey's progress.

[2020/06/04 09:24:10] Tournament round 1, fight 7: Jonathan [471/1368] vs mattinx [683/1003] ... mattinx advances!

[2020/06/04 09:50:56] Jonathan cured their anal warts! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 29 days, 03:46:19 towards level 140.

[2020/06/04 10:23:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/04 10:27:57] Tournament round 1, fight 2: blaat [1056/1218] vs Jonathan [1234/1368] ... Jonathan advances!

[2020/06/04 11:06:46] ibutsu, jspiros and Jonathan [2375/3910] have team battled blaat, HellSpawn and Hemingray [1018/3665] at [147,30] and won! 0 days, 04:30:48 is removed from their clocks.

[2020/06/04 11:23:44] jspiros, Jonathan, systemerror, Bisqwit, dcraig, ibutsu, Jobe, mattinx, choirboy, blaat, Sexxyman, Hemingray, HellSpawn, Mirc0p, forestchav, tabb have been chosen by the gods to participate in the royal tournament.

[2020/06/04 11:23:55] Tournament round 1, fight 1: jspiros [546/1121] vs Jonathan [893/1368] ... Jonathan advances!